you look like a rabbit.

i couldn't love another human being more than i love Kristen Wiig...




...except maybe Maya Rudolph.




...or Amy Poehler.




and no, they're not lesbians. but i like to think that before each show, they work out their performance jitters by going down on each other in the NBC cafeteria. i can dream, can't i??

you're fit and dont you know it

i always love finding out about "new" music. but this time, i feel like im WAAAY behind. a reader named kendra<-- sent me a message about a british singer named Amy Winehouse.

fair enough. she's british. so my ears perked up. kendra likes her, so she must be cool...fast forward 15 minutes after ive watched a video and found Amy's myspace page, and uh...im in love? yes. yes i think i am.



Amy is on Island Records which is Terra's new home, so i'm hoping they cross paths very soon. that'd be a hot tour. she won best female artist at the Brit Awards, so i know there are lots of european's laughing at my ignorance right now. but hey, at least i know about her now, right?

oh and do you guys know if Amy is *the gay*? it doesnt really matter, unless of course she wants to marry me. then it matters...hard. that song in the video is called "Valerie." sounds pretty damn gay to me! wikipedia? naw...i know you guys will school me in the comments. i look forward to it:-)

for those of you who are Amy virgins like me, go to www.myspace.com/amywinehouse to hear more!

im glad she called me cause i was gonna wear that!

this is actual footage from last night at Dinah Shore weekend in Palm Springs...



...or maybe not. but you know this is happening like...7,000 times this weekend. i know there are 20,000 bitches there right now, but im gonna go ahead and assume there are several 3somes and 4somes happening. so i carried the four and multiplied that by the reciprical of 2/5s, divided by the square root of *pussy*, to the mmmmmth power. you try it. you get 7,000.

im still waiting on someone (who's legal!!) to video tape themselves ya know, doin it...and send it to me. just for my collection. any takers?

i'll go gay for yoooou....

...and just about everyone else.

oh winona...


is "scandalizing" a word?

snow white and cinderella should SO hook up.

on st. patty's day i met a dude who drives the monorail at disney land. he was a friend of my old roommate's and he came down to san diego to celebrate the holiday. i had never met him and will probably never see him again. but i swear to you, the minute someone mentioned his job to me (to a group of us really), i went nuts. it was as if Elmo himself had just walked through the door. or like, mr. fuckin rogers.

i was in a room full of 20something year olds, but i couldnt help but act a fool. wouldnt you have done the same thing?? i kept asking him questions like i was interviewing him for my magazine. he just wanted to drink some green beer, but i wanted to know how the monorail's steering wheel felt between his manly hands. how does having that much power, feel?? i asked him if he could take me for a ride. it was the first time id ever asked that of a man before. and though it felt foreign and naughty, it felt right. so...so very right.

the man drives the fucking MONORAIL at fucking DISNEY LAND people! thats one of the coolest jobs i can imagine. aaand...ive had lots of jobs. i used to be an usher for concerts in Dallas at the big arenas and outdoor venues. i worked at a movie theater, a bank, a pizza place...i mean, ive SEEN things. but driving the monorail. whew. and did i feel like a dork when i started singing the monorail song from The Simpsons in front of him and moving my hands around? sure. did i seem like a dork when i asked to ride along with him one day and totally brushed off his offer to get me into the park for free? probably. but am i the only one in this blog that can say she was 2 feet away from someone who drives the monorail at Disney Land, has done security at a Stone Temple Pilots show AND has the belly of the pilsbury dough boy?? ABSOLUTELY!

i say all of this to tell you that i have absolutely NO fucking idea whats going on in this video, but its Disney-related. i can only assume (and hope to god) that its some sort of college film project. so if youve ever fantasized about gettin jiggy with it on the Tea Cups ride or callin' out your girls name while she goes down on you in front of Snow White at the opening parade...well i guess this is your cup...of...tea:

two "L" words i adore: london lesbians...mmmm

i think its a really good idea if you guys keep coming back to my site...every day...or every hour if you want. that makes me happy.

but when youre taking (short) breaks between reading my posts, you might wanna check out a new website that one of my readers has started.

the address is: http://lovegirls.co.uk

the webmaster/editor/everythingelse Toni has managed to put together this entire lovely site in only a matter of weeks. and the coolest part is that she wants some input from you guys. so if you like to write reviews, news articles, opinions, etc, definitely get in touch with her. its a community driven site...and you guys are the best community i know of:-)

and if your appetite for *the gay* hasnt been sated yet, here are some other lesbian-run/dailylesbianmoment-reader sites that deserve a mention:

www.significantfurniture.blogspot.com

www.lesbiatopia.com

www.mylesbiology.com

yes, id like a hot mocha, please.

damn.



seriously, i mean DAMN.

they're always playing this remix video at the gay bar i go to, and everytime they do, i pretend im listening to whoever's talking to me, and i just stare at the screen. i probably drool. look at the bitch!

i mean, DAMN.

whew.

and then its like...


DAMN again.

so these chicks are classy and not stripping or anything. not that i think stripping isnt classy! on the contrary, i have a question for you all. i want to go to a nice strip club. tell me about your experiences there. do you know of any that have ladies nights, do you know of any in southern california that are the best...uuuummm...can i get in there with like $14 and a coupon to Jamba Juice? you know...important shit.

the color purple...

i got this message today...it represents the hundreds of messages regarding the i.d. string idea i had in December, and i wanted to show it to you guys to show you that its spreading. keep up the great work EVERYONE! (please click on the tab at the top of the page if youre not familiar with "purple string: the new lesbian i.d.")

"Hello!

I belong to the GLBT group on Southern Illinois University Edwardsville in Edwardsville, IL. I just wanted to let you know that I took your lesbian ID idea and ran with it and we now have over 100 girls on campus wearing them! I am in a relationship, so I don't know from experience, but I have been told that this is making lesbian dating on campus MUCH easier! Keep it up with the GENIUS ideas! =)

Thank You
Keigh-Cee"

a Peabody doing air guitar? thats bloody fantastic!

so i woke up this morning and after Mcphee rolled up off of me, i remembered that Rachel Shelley had also spent the night. damn! gotta make that bitch some tea. thats the only drawback to having her in a threesome. since im not the type to "fro her outta bed," i always gotta make her tea.

but as you might have guessed, it is SO worth it.

so im like...ladies, today im sick. do something to entertain me. and Mcphee was all like "ok i'll go get the video camera..." and Rachel was all like, "and gov'na, i'll stand in front of it, and i'll mouth the words to Snow Patrol's "Run." would you like that gov'na?"

and i was all like..."uh, YEAH."



in reality, another type of *lovely Britt* sent this in to me a few minutes ago. so thank you to her for finding it! her myspace page is: www.myspace.com/shika15 if you wanna thank her too! (update: thank you to this chick who sent me another link to this vid once the old one was taken down by youtube.)

we can't figure out what this is for because there is already a music video for the song. but it really doesnt matter cause as ive said before, there is absolutely...NOTHING...that isnt hot...about Rachel Shelley. and i do believe i had an orgasm at 3mins 45seconds (or if its counting backwards for you, at 1:45 before the end). although im in california so it could have just been a mild earthquake.

im so with Will Smith on this one: the erf just MOVED. we didnt do nothin to it, and it MOVED y'all. people who were born here are so calm about earthquakes. its ridiculous. remember that song he sang on the fresh prince during that episode, talking about tisha campbell? "stuck in a basement sittin' on a tricycle girl gettin on my nerves...goin outta my mind i thought she was fine dont know if her body is heeers!"

rachel's body is hers. and i wish it were mine too...

Terra on the "Early Show" AND the "Today Show" this morning!

wow...

what a difference a year makes:-)

here's my friend Terra on the Early Show this morning...today YouTube announced that she won the category of "Best Music Video of 2006" on the site...



and here she is a little while later on the "Today Show"!



to see all of Terra's vids on youtube, go to www.youtube.com/terranaomi :-)

also hear more at www.myspace.com/terranaomi!

my thoughts on the season finale of the L Word Season 4...

WARNING: OBVIOUSLY CONTAINS SPOILERS!! THE POST DOES, AND THE COMMENTS PROBABLY WILL.



ok so check this out: i liked the episode. (green, im sorry....keep readin tho)

in fact, i cant really think of a better episode this season. which isnt saying much at all, but still. see i didnt really like season 2. dana and alice saved it for me. season 3 i didnt like. dana and alice and helena saved it for me.

and by season 4, it was just like...yeah lets just take what we can get. show me some titty. tittie? no...titty?? hmmm...

anyway, i felt more satisfied with this episode than i have for a long time. and i mean in and outside of tv viewing. thats unfortunate for me. but yeah...

shane fucking that one chick (i like to pretend to not know her name cause it pisses that one girl who commented last time off) fucking...that shit was hot. i wouldn't have cared if they'd have shown clips of the Pilsbury Doughboy masturbating to a picture of Aint Jemima between it, it was still HOT.

and the sign caper scene. i dont care if it couldnt have really happened. i dont care if they never showed how Bette got over things and through things and around things. she just magically appeared after alice and shane grunted their way through an obstacle course. i dont care. all i know is that i got to hear alice shriek and that shit was funny.

helena's still hot no matter what she does, but i had hoped they'd show her topless more in this episode.

kit didnt say anything crazy. angus didnt say...anything at 'tall. both things are wonderful.

jenny's hair was cool. i liked that they filmed at the Standard Hotel cause i felt like Paris Hilton for a few minutes knowing id been there before. there is a chick who swims in a giant fish tank in the lobby! its hot.

Tasha's hot. she should *do it* more often.

bette and jodi made me smile.

the beach made me smile.

helena saying "go fuck yourself" made me smile, AND it made me remember the time she said it to me. it was more of a command than a frustrated outburst then though.

here's what the L Worders should do next season:

-dont add any more characters unless its me.

-use my shirts in some scenes

-have sex and nudity in EVERY episode no matter what. that way, even if the writing sucks, we can at least get our money's worth. to make this abundantly clear: when in doubt, pop a tit out. when in fear, show some rear. when in question, show some helena masturbation. i know that doesnt rhyme, but dont worry about that. just show us some chicks DOING each other. (ooh, ooh, ok i could have said, "...show some lady erection.")

-spend less money and time on lighting and make up and wardrobe, and more time on storyline development, and showing us ass.

-give me a role as a lesbian blogger who falls in love with Alice once i hear about her ourchart site. then have me in a threesome with Alice and Helena. and pay me $100,000.

-if you cant arrange any of that, just send me a video of Leisha Hailey and Rachel Shelley saying they'd go gay for me.

-give Kit a gripping storyline like you did in Season 1.

-stop making Jenny so crazy. stop killing dogs and for the love of CHRIST, stop interrupting 3somes with her, marina and that chick from Alias. are you people MAD??

-show...more...sex

i think thats all...i'll add more later if i think of anything...

in the life...

i just discovered a show on PBS called "In the Life."

the February episode was hosted by ms Ani Difranco, and features some VERY interesting interviews with gay youth. so many younger people write to me with questions, and share their experiences with me. i hope this episode will help some of you know that you're not alone.

here's the promo for the show:



PLEASE watch this show. you'll be hooked 2 minutes into it, i promise.

click on the picture to go watch the video of the entire episode on the show's official site.


if that doesnt work for you, the url is:

http://www.inthelifetv.org/inthelife/watch/

"we turn to our non-lesbian lesbian..."

what the hell is this?



i *lol*ed throughout this entire clip, but i still can't figure out what it is:-) the one character they were missing was the *ethnic lesbian, "Mohiqwa"* id love to play that part.

you can see more vids by this prod group on their youtube profile. <----

yes. yes i have.

i do believe seeing this scene in "Don Juan Demarco" when i was 14 or 15 helped me realize it was my duty to be a lesbian.


i think its safe to say that Johnny Depp is to a lesbian what Angelina Jolie is to a straight woman. if you haven't seen the movie, its definitely a great one to pick up next time you wanna make it a Blockbuster night. in fact, if anyone wants to bring it over to my place with some popcorn and chardonnay, that'd be fantastic.

oh, and am i the only one who giggles everytime this song comes on the in-store radio when i'm shopping at Ralphs (grocery store)? im in the frozen food section saying "yep. sure have!" outloud to the chicken nuggets.

you say "helen-uh," i say "helayna...roll over baby, youre blocking the camera."

let me tell y'all how this works. first of all, if you dont know that im married to Katharine Mcphee by now, look over to the right of the blog in the "about me" section. it states very clearly: i am married to katharine mcphee.

we're a happily married couple. every day is like the first time. except with more whipped cream and a lot less crying on my part. but we do have an arrangement. i am allowed to sometimes go to other women and bring them back into our lair. the only rules are: she has to be hot. she has to be british. if shes not british, she has to be clea duvall...



so based on those rules, its no surprise that i go to Rachel Shelley every single time im in london. i go to her flat, and we talk about the Queen and about quid and about uh...ya know, crumpets and shit. and then we DO it. then i take her back to cali and we meet up with Mcphee and do it some more. these hot long haired brunettes are gonna kill me!

they look like they just...did it. *beavis voice*

aw, i wanna be on their podcast...



does anyone know if this already happened? am i reeeeeally out of the *fruit loop*? more so than i had originally feared

Curve magazine spotlight!

the April 07 issue of Curve magazine has a big fashion spread in it, and they used one of my "Shane is my HOMOgirl" shirts in one of the large pics:-) i didnt know they were going to do that, so it was a wonderful surprise. if you are a subscriber, you probably have already received this issue. if not, you can check newsstands and book stores for a copy. it looks awesome and the girl who's modeling the shirt is hot!

hey shirt model girl at curve...call me;-)



if you happen to own a copy of this, it would be really cute if you'd take a pic of you holding it up on that specific page and send me the pic! or you know, take some video footage of you on your bed naked, on top of pages of the magazine, like the (show me the) money helena shot on l word;-)

oh sweet nectar of the gods!

that Viv is at it again...god bless him...

*dont watch this at work or at school...or anywhere where your lady-erection might be visible to the wrong people*



thank you to this smart chick <-- for sending this in...

so what do you guys wear to bed? tell me in detail...and slowly...and of course, with a british accent...

for Slo & Green...

this is a vid by Bright Eyes called "The First Day of My Life." it has a quick appearance by singer/songwriter/activist Bitch and her girlfriend Daniela Sea.

might be corny, but it made me think of the Slo and of the Green (they're linked on the right side of the blog)...

so this is for you guys:-)

i'll help you get under it, Katharine. just like last night...

this chick is a goddess for sending me this vid just now...love you like christmas, chocolate and sex.

speaking of christmas, chocolate, sex, and my wife...


and in case you were wondering, we do set up that video camera on a daily basis for other things. you'll probably never get to see the footage though cause its personal. we'll watch sunday's video while we're working each other out on monday, and so on.

you're jealous, i know.

australian for queer.

you know what im sayin...

bicuriously strong...

remember a few weeks ago i told you guys about the WeHo girls? its not Gone With the Wind or anything, but it can help pass the time every once in a while.

here's a newer clip...


that bitch woulda had to catch a cookie to the throat if she got me worked up like that and then...nuffin.

im watching episode 11 of the L Word on youtube right now cause for the first time in years, i missed an episode. did Kit really just say "bidness" and "kiss my black ass"?? really? let me just hit rewind...

yep. yep she did just say that shit.

oh well...

Lauren, 17, Hamstead NH

Name: Lauren
Age: 17
Location: Hampstead, New Hampshire
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/beauty_said_in_the_eyes



"Im looking for someone loyal and honest. Someone who can make me laugh but still keep a serious conversation going. Im done with the long distant relationship thing so im looking for a girl in the new hampshire/mass area.

I like someone with an interesting life and who has an idea for what they want to do with their future. Im pretty easy going. i can make anyone laugh. Im quite romantic and i LOVE to go to the beach. Im trying to be as active as i can with various
things like gay and womens rights as well as doing other things like raising
homelessness awareness and try to get my school not to hate the GBLT community with being one of the presidents of the gay straight support club at my school.

im very open minded to other cultures and views. Mainly i want either a long term relationship/good friend/ or even just casual dating."

i'm black, too.

today i started a new blog that i hope takes off, called "Your Daily Ebony Moment."

if you're black, or ya know, wish you were, check it daily...

YourDailyEbonyMoment.blogspot.com<--

this is a public service announcement

kids, DON'T DO DRUGS!

adults, DON'T DO DRUGS!

lots of my friends keep going on and on about the new tv show on FX called "Dirt." Carly Pope this and Courtney Cox that. yada yada yada. usually it takes a lot of convincing to get me to start watching a new drama. i dont know why really. its easy to get me to invest 30 minutes in a comedy ive never seen. and i devote 5 hours of every week to General Hospital so its not like i dont have the will and dedication.

whatever the reason, i think ive convinced myself to start watching this Dirt they speak of, cause of this clip i found...oh and again, i say DONT...DO...DRUGS!


wanna watch it with me?

by the way, who else had to install padded walls in their homes to make it through this crazy two month "Heroes" hiatus?? thank god there are shows like "Halfway Home" (good god i love that show..."you my BITCH nah!") to keep me distracted while i wait.

Maggie, 32, Bay Area CA

Name: Maggie
Age: 32
Location: Bay Area, California
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/8185752



"I'm really just looking for a nice woman to spend time with. I'm attracted to many types of women as long as she can carry on an intelligent conversation and is willing to try new things. I'm not really attracted to bull dykes or high femmes. I believe in chivalry and while my exterior may look butch I am very femme on the inside and try to treat my women the way I would want to be treated. I'm also always interested in meeting new friends."

dancing nancies...

i know you're hungover right now, but you're not imagining things. there is something different about the blog today.

with the help of my buddy Green and her magical fingers, i have injected 100 extra cc's of *gay* into the blog's hip. do not be afraid to touch the blog. its softer...and silkier.

the chatBOX is sexier.

there are now easy to use links *up there*...

im just as cute, but to celebrate the new template, i am typing this naked.

viva la lezzy blog!

thanks again to GREEN...

cause she did ALL this shit. i sat there with my chin resting on my fists and stared into Green's eyes black strip as she typed big words and something called "code" and some gay shit called "links."

it was sexy...intimidating...exhilarating. all, by the way, were my nicknames in high school.

anastasia beaverhausen

it doesnt get much better than Karen Walker...



who else needed a good laugh today?

:-)

mmm...mmmmm...mmmm: thats what it sounds like.

"i dont think ive seen chicks kissin on the blog in at least 3 days and that is NOT acceptable." - blog reader named 'arlan'

:-)



im building up to the porn post...you guys just sit tight. (hee)

so i was thinking about kissing again (still) today. you know when its been a WHILE since youve kissed a chick, you think about it a lot. as well as *ahem* other things. so this is the post where you get to vent your frustrations about not gettin' any in a while. anyone who's currently gettin' plenty, y'all shut y'alls cake-holes for a few mins ok? we dont need no braggin' in the comments. we dont need to hear about how you get to go down on your girl whenever you feel like it. we dont need to see pictures, that are sent to me at myspace.com/idgogayforangelina , and marked "urgent: for arlan's eyes only." we dont need you to call my cell phone and slowly describe what you did last night...using graphic language and colorful terminology.

and we certainly do NOT need video footage sent privately to me.

nope.

*today's post has been brought to you by the letters J & T, fridges gettin cleaned, tanned & wet boobs, and *fuckin' powerpoint!*

oh and p.s. this ain't bad either...

Krysten, 20, San Francisco CA

Name: Krysten
Age: 20
Location: San Francisco, CA
MYSPACE PROFILE URL: www.myspace.com/xxxkrystenxxx



"I'm looking for someone who will lay in the grass and stare at the clouds with me. Someone creative, and musically inclined. Someone who will take care of me, and who will let me take care of them.

I am a Fashion Journalism student at the Academy of Art University here in San Francisco. I live in a quaint little 2 bedroom apartment with my roommate in the Inner Richmond district. I live one block from the entrance to Golden Gate Park, and I love waking up early to jog through it (although I often don't make it out of my beautiful backyard).

I'm a vegetarian, and I love Californian Cuisine (and the fact that this city has so much of it to offer). I'm a dreamer and am uncontrollably creative and outgoing. I want someone who's on that same page, and who is preferably musically artistic. In addition to going to school at the Academy, I work full-time at a law firm that specializes in same-sex estate planning and domestic partnerships. I volunteer for several LGBT organizations, and I love being active in the community.

I'm an Italian girl who loves food, dance, art, literature, laughter, music, and new adventures."

i am...

i think its pretty cool that on this blog i can go from something as funny as yesterday's post, to something sad yet powerful like today's...and you guys are always so supportive either way. maybe its because you're all so brave and beautiful and amazing people. maybe its because each of you live every day with a little extra burden to bear, so youre able to accept others with open arms. maybe its because you long to be part of the community created here over the past year or so...and by stopping by the blog each day, you feel a bit more connected to something positive and strong in this topsy turvy world of ours...

and maybe its also cause i post lots of vids of chicks making out and doin it, and that shits HOT as fuck;-)

ok so this post is kinda deep, but i really wanna share it with you. this guy started a "public service announcement" thingy on youtube a few days ago, and asked for people to respond and help him with it. here are a few of the responses...



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and here's the original vid that inspired these...

you can see lots more responses from men and women by clicking here.

feel free to leave a comment here on the blog (with your name or anonymously) with a message you might wanna share...just let it all out...

or you know, call for more porn on the site like yesterday. youre allowed to do that too! ;-)

Jill, 27, Boston MA

Name: Jill
Age: 27
Location: Boston, MA
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/moviemaven79



"I'm really not to sure about what or who I'm looking for. I do know that I love movies, music and writing. I try to be hopeful, but I never get my hopes up. I love being near people who have a sense of humor and don't take everything so seriously. Movies play an intricate part in my life. They are my escape from reality.... I am ambitious. I love the theatre. It is my heart and soul. I'm a behind the scenes kind of person. I dance. I read. I sing loudly and talk a lot when speaking about things I am passionate about. Being silly is cool and laughing is what life's all about...... xoxo :)"

im totally ready to lez out!

its not entirely lame to sit in a coffeeshop with headphones connected to a friend's laptop and laugh outloud while people are staring at you. but its a wee bit lame.

so color me *lame* right now cause thats what ive been doing for the past 15 minutes or so, while looking at various Sarah Silverman clips.

she's one of the funniest people EVER, right?? and her new show on Comedy Central is absolutely ridiculous in the best way. its side-splittingly funny (?) so of course when they started promoting an episode where Sarah "realizes" she's gay (just like she "realized" she had AIDS that one time) i of course couldnt wait to see it. did you guys see it? if not, figure out a way! download that shit or look for a rerun...and look at EVERY episode that ever happens. from now til eternity.



she's not a lesbian. she's just a complete IDIOT. (on the show)

if youre not familiar with her sense of humor, watch this next clip..and then go back and watch the one above...


ok and the question of the day that id love some feedback from you guys on is: would anyone be offended if i posted a link to some lesbian porn?

Jenn, 17, England

Name: Jenn
Age:17
Location: England.
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/jogma



"Hello! I like making new friends. I'm not into the dating scene because I'm so very UN-smooth and couldn't catch a fish ,let alone a chick. I don't mind it though. Plus I'd rather have a good friend than a fling I'd like to think.

Overall, I'm very geeky. I love books and Grey's Anatomy. I'm a big traveller and I like to walk places and see how far I've gone with my trusty step-o-meter. I'm the biggest movie buff I know. I just started juggling and clay painting. I'm kind of new agey and believe in choices and fate and such. I hate making decisions so I leave it up to the coin. Foreign films and subtitles are the way to go. Intellectual talk is flipping fantastic, but I don't shy away from acting my age. I like being silly and daft when it comes down to it. As Mike Myers said; "Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again." Good times. Smart words."

like the apple sauce, not the paper

i thought id hip you guys to a singer/songwriter based in San Diego named Ashley Matte. if youve ever been to San Diego and happened to stumble into a gaybar called Bourbon Street on a Sunday night, you might have heard her singing, but not been able to actually see her. that's because when Ashley plays ladies night at said gaybar on said night, there's pussy as far as the eye can see (my new favorite phrase by the way, dont hate)...and theyre all there to see her perform. she's like a lesbian Elvis.

:-)

Ashley Matte "In This Room"


definitely check out Ashley Matte's myspace page at www.myspace.com/AshleyMatte, add her as a friend, listen to some more tracks for free...and maybe even grab a cd.

wouldn't it be great if we could all meet at Bourbon...all 50,000 or so of us? i'll get the first round...

ooh and speaking of, who's going to Dinah Shore? ive been invited to attend and i have a press pass....but i cant afford to actually BE there. ya know, hotels, food, drink, strippers...id love to go, but yeah thats the way the cookie crumbles. leave a comment if youre going though so i can be jealous:-)

nobody does it better

y'all remember my post from yesterday? my lone post that said it all? i found this clip that i think sums it up for those of you who enjoy the visuals.



oh and in case you were wondering, yes it is me singing...i didnt wanna brag. ;-)

Rochelle, 23, Santa Barbara CA

Name: Rochelle
Age: 23
Location: Santa Barbara, CA
Contact: www.myspace.com/rochelleinheaven



"Hi, I'm Rochelle. I'm just looking to make new relationships with people. I am a strong believer in that you can never have too many friends. Each person on this planet could probably teach me a lesson about life that I wouldn't already know, and it's such a shame life is too short to meet everyone!

I am a kind, peaceful, yet driven and ambitious girl. I live in California, but I'm not a true Cali girl, I moved down from Seattle on my own last September (well, not entirely alone; I brought my cat with me). I'm a single working professional, I love to play the guitar, music is a huge part of my life, I yearn to travel more, friends and family are very important to me, I'm out and proud of who I am. Hope to hear from you soon! Cheers! "

this needs to be said...

...there's absolutely NOTHING thats NOT hot about Helena/Rachel Shelley.

im just sayin.

Bianca, what a Babe!

boy i love me some creative lesbians!

i got this message from a chick named Maria who reads the blog...

"...the soap opera All My Children has a lesbian character named Bianca, the daughter of Erica Kane. Well, the writers have written Bianca's girlfriend Maggie out of the picture and are de-gaying Bianca. Since the writers won't give her an awesome romance, I decided to. So I made a video where she has an affair with a hot married straight girl named Babe. This didn't actually happen on the show, but my editing makes it look very real, I think. My version certainly beats whatever is on the show now, that's for sure!"



all you AMC fans who read the blog can subscribe to Maria's youtube profile by clicking here!

Saira, 19, Plymouth UK

Name: Saira
Age: 19
Location: Plymouth, UK



"Looking For: i found her. lauren :)

I work on an ice rink and backstage at a theatre so i get to meet some really cool and famous people! I study forensic science
which is pretty good too. And Im in love with my girlfriend of 2 months, i know i know short time, but i honestly am! Love at first sight? I think so."

contact Saira @ myspace.com/s_a_i_r_a!

not your everyday lesbians...still, i hope theyre daily lesbians

i just found out about this really cool group on myspace called "Not Your Everyday Lesbian"...ive joined it and i thought some of you guys would want to as well.

here are their posted rules:
1. You Must be a girl.
2. You must be lesbian or bi.
3. You must have pictures of yourself.
4. NYEL supports the transgender community, therefore allowing f2m and m2f.
5. Please remember that not everyone in this group may share your values and opinions, so in expressing those... do it in a respectful manner.

click here to join...

and of course, i have my own group thats just fantastic as well;-) click HERE to join the official Your Daily Lesbian Moment myspace group.

girls...on film...

so i came across these super cute (and how often do i say that??) videos.

these two chicks (who are 20 & married) created a youtube profile for videos of them...makin' out...talkin to each other...bein cute and giving us all hope. and ya know...erections. if we could...erect. *ahem*.

there are 5 vids and this is the first one they posted:


and this is the latest one they posted yesterday. its sort of a compilation of all their vids set to the song "Breathe Me."


is that a purple string on one of their wrists?? its on the right side though...hmmm...curious...the plot thickens... :-)

subscribe to their youtube profile @ www.youtube.com/profile?user=princess1807!

update! this is the message i received from one of the girls, Danielle:

"My name is Danielle and my wife’s name is Marika. She turned 20 just this past march 5th and I’ll be 21 Sept 25th. Basically, this is our story, and maybe it WILL give hope to all couples out there, homosexual or not.

My very first roommate in college Kat was obsessed with these sites on the internet that I had never even heard of including Facebook, Facethejury, and the most important to me HotorNot. She had forced me to join both Facethejury and HotorNot at the same time because she wanted to see how I ranked as well as herself. I did it as anyone curious to what people think of her would do, and joined HotorNot.

One day I was having a hard time and really needed someone to talk to, someone gay, because that was something I had to deal with since my father had sort of found out and kicked me out of my family. I ended up talking to the worst thing to ever happen to me but I thought was the best thing. I became obsessed, not in love with, but obsessed with her and she “broke my heart” so to speak, and because I was not only dealing with being kicked out of my family and losing a love interest, basically my first real love interest since I had boyfriends in high school, but I also was dealing with the fact that my mother was recently diagnosed with a rare liver cancer and we didn’t know if she was going to make it (she is doing better).

So I paid the five bucks to be able to send messages to people and I met Marika, my future wife. Ironically I had no interest in her sexually or anyone else for that matter. I was looking for someone to talk to strictly for the purpose of obsessing still over “that girl.” The thing I clung to because of the bad place I was in. I just couldn’t get over the fact that I thought I had found “happiness.”

The thing is, in the process of her trying to help me cope with or get back together with this other girl, I fell in love with her, and she with me. We talked for 7 months before I finally made the decision to go and meet her, it was a big risk but I knew her too well. So I worked every single day for 16 hours a day as a waitress for shitty pay at Bennigan’s and saved the money to not only go to Finland but buy a nice engagement ring. I was going to ask her to marry me IN PERSON.

She met me at the airport and looked more beautiful than I had ever seen her in any picture or on cam, she was gorgeous, and I already knew she was amazing. We clicked right away as we knew we would and I spent almost 3 months there with her. I proposed the first night, and I lost my virginity to her there. I had waited for the one I would marry “HER.”

We were married on the 18 of July 2006. Only a month later, I had to come home because I had school and a sick mother to deal with, it was hard and it hurt to an extent I had never felt before, but soon she would be coming to live with me, when her school was finished. She came on Dec 9th and stayed with me. My family had finally warmed up to the idea, (I knew they loved me) and had actually invited her home for Christmas with me, and got her gifts and everything! I got a job and worked every moment I wasn’t in class to try and save to not only support the both of us but to hopefully save for her to go to school. International prices are outrageous and it’s hard to get in.

So we have done everything that we can to get her here, but time was up, she only had three months that the government would allow her to stay here without a visa or green card, and she left me this past Wednesday, which is why I made “Breathe Me,” I missed her so badly. Right now she and I are working so hard just to finish getting her into the school to get her the visa, just so we can be together as married couples should! After that, we have no idea. We have to see how we can keep her here after she is done with school, since a student visa is temporary.

Wish us luck, we need it. "

Mel, 37, Albuquerque NM

Name: Mel
Age: 37
Location: Albuquerque, NM



"I am a 37 year old caucasian, feel like 17 mentally and look like 28. I am 5ft. 8 in. of avg. proportional build with a D chest. I have tattoos on my back, both calves and stomach and a propensity to dye my hair shades of purple and pink. I am trying very hard to stay physically fit (work out 4-5 times a week)....damn those mocha malted blizzards from DQ and luscious 6-packs of PBR!

I am into finishing my degree in history so I can go to law school. I like to see live bands, play cribbage, do sudoku puzzles, play texas hold-um, play with my Pug Maggie and read the paper wherever I am. I love wine, cheese, sushi, Indian and Thai food. I have a myspace site under the name Mellymel ( www.myspace.com/melissaroberge) which will tell more about me and show pictures. I like women who are small to smallish chested (although I am not) and slightly tomboyish but not dykey. I also like femmes with long hair and not to much makeup. Height does not matter to me and neiher does ethnicity."

...and i wish i could help you acheive that, Ciara.

you guys know how i like the play the game "DYKE!" right? if you dont know about my homohomegrown game, i'll explain it. i normally do this at Target. i walk around. i look for families with girls in them at any age...and if i see a girl or a woman who i think is gay, i yell internally, "DYKE!" its fun times. and you can do it anywhere really. try it. oh and the best part is, no matter how much you play, where you play, or who plays with you, everyone...always...wins.

i get really excited when music award shows are on--especially the Vibe Awards or the BET (ahem) Awards. cause i know i'll get to see Ciara, and i know i'll get to scream out DYKE! in the comfort of my own home. she always makes it much easier for me too when she decides to accept an award hand and hand with her "friendgirl" Missy Elliot.

it was real cute how she was engaged to that lil' bark bark for a few minutes. if youre going to have a fake boyfriend, might as well have him look all smooth and shiny like a girl. i could stare into his eyes for days. aaw, little bark bark. but that shits over now so she has plenty of room to come out of the closet. i think...this video of hers...just might be...the best r&b video ive ever seen. it probably isnt. but im so excited about it...that it is...right now.

thanks SO MUCH to this chick<--- for letting me know about this vid!


ok so this is what im thinkin...and y'all tell me if i this is a good idea. so like...sometime around June-ish, Ciara finally comes out of the closet, right. and when she does...who falls out of it behind her, but Ms. Alicia Keys. who ive been sayin is a dyke since the beginning of time. (who saw her in Smokin' Aces? i didnt get to catch it. was she good as a lesbian?)

so Ciara and Alicia Keys become the new music power couple. sure, their cd sales might fall a wee bit in certain markets...but in others (like my bedroom), they'd soar. everything would be ok...and they could *live their own truth*. i could handle their press (and their breasts)...ya know, whatever i could do to make that closet exit safe and comfortable for the two of em.

then other bitches could follow, right. i wonder what kind of a lesbian lova they'd be....*wayne and garth dream waves*

norah jones- im thinking she'd provide lovely, sultry phone calls. she'd give Ciara and Alicia the BEST mix tapes and deliver them with homemade cookies. but in person (live, if you will) she might bore them to tears.

amy lee- she'd wake them up inside. alicia and amy lee could do some crazy shit on the piano while ciara danced on top of it. you dig? only problem is, some boring ass dude might show up at the end, do 30 seconds worth of boring ass work, and get most of the credit.

fiona apple- she would be a magical lover. a kinda confusing and scary lover, but also really hot and talented. then she'd disappear for years. but when she came back, she'd give them the best sex of their lives. then disappear again.

lauryn hill- when fiona was gone, lauryn hill would magically pop up in the middle of Brooklyn, (and yes, her appearance would be immediately proceeded by her singing out like a kid "ready or nooot...") she'd make Ciara and Alicia fall deeply in love with her all over again, give a few crazy ass interviews, then disappear. oh, and her hair would be a mess and would be covered by two or three hats. but damn she'd know how to work her fingertips on the small of their backs...

then at the end, all of them would get together for the best return of Lilith Fair one could ever hope for...

why havent you mentioned the cly-tor-is yet?

radical!

"A Short quirky comedy about a girl who can overcome her sneezing fits by coming out."


god, i fuckin LOVE the way australian women say "no." *sigh*

Rachael, 20, Humboldt County CA

Name: Rachael Christine Unique Harmony Maiden Fair
Age: 20
Location: Humboldt County, California



"I guess i'm not looking for much of anything, i'm just a single gal looking for a few good lesbians to relate to. i'm not into internet dating, but if you live close by, it may be possible to get together and have a gay 'ol time. :) i enjoy writing, playing music and singing, i love road trips and spending time at the beach. i guess you could say i'm your typical romantic whom falls in love easily, but i do have a wild side (watch out for that lol), and an obsession for vagina. if you want to add me on myspace, i would appreciate an introductory email (though i'm not promising anything because i don't usually add strangers).
i like meeting new people, so you never know. drop me a line and i will respond.
peacelovesexx,
rachael aka loveb!rd"

contact Rachael @ www.myspace.com/angelfuck1969


(this is part of my new *Daily Lesbian* feature! if you'd like to be featured, please read my post from Sunday, February 18th and follow those instructions. i'll feature all ages, who are looking for a date/girlfriend or just a friend, from anywhere in the world! please read instructions carefully. :-) thanks! -arlan)

Max & Alice are workin their pretty little fingers to the BONE on Ourchart.com

so for the past 2 months, the L Word has been pimpin' their new website www.ourchart.com. its sort of like myspace...for gay bitches ahem...lesbians and friends of lesbians.

the actual CHART part of the site is FINALLY LIVE...

and i wanna beat Papi's number...so add me!

im still not entirely sure how to drive this boat, but i think if you do a search for me, you can add me. or a friend request. or something.

i THINK my profile addy is: http://www.ourchart.com/node/3708 and my profile name is "arlan" (clever...i know)...and uh...yeah we'll work this out together. oh, and ive figured out that if you click on the little magnifying glass icon at the top right of the page, and then choose "user" search, you can search for people by their usernames. so youd search for "arlan." or ya know, go directly to my profile like i said before. werent you payin attention??

start a profile...and get to requestin' so Alice and Max can get PAID ;-)

-arlan

we wear bward shahts

hmm, i wonder what it would be like if every lesbian stereotype could be summed up in a 3 minute vid clip...


(from the DoubleBird youtube profile)

so labels...what do you guys think of them? i know lots of people HATE them. but if you do label yourself and others, what sort of lezzy are you? i cant figure out what to call myself. and i like labels. labels make things all neat and nice and easy. i also like words that have 4 letters in them. im a low maintenance, low key, caramel-and-british-chick-loving, (and caramel-ON-british-chicks-loving) sensitive lesbian wit' a big ol' booty and an even bigger heart. what are YOU?

Zayne, 22, Jacksonville FL

Name: Zayne
Age: 22
Location: Jacksonville, FL.



"Although you might have seen me around Arlan's page in a hot "I'd go gay for Shane" tee, I do have a girlfriend. lol But I decided to post this because I love meeting new people. I work in sales, where I have the opportunity to make new friends all day long and I love it! When I'm not working, I'm all about new things. I love trying new foods and different places and traveling as much as possible. I believe that there is nothing greater in life than laughing a lot... and being around people who make you laugh... and making other people laugh. haha there is nothing better. Hit me up!"

contact Zayne @ www.myspace.com/pippistripes!


(this is part of my new *Daily Lesbian* feature! if you'd like to be featured, please read my post from Sunday, February 18th and follow those instructions. i'll feature all ages, who are looking for a date/girlfriend or just a friend, from anywhere in the world! please read instructions carefully. :-) thanks! -arlan)

i am thinking dat i am liking everythink that will be happening of this video.

im sitting in a coffeeshop as i write this, and on the speakers, "she works hard for the money" is playing. its quite appropriate for this next clip, i think. cause these chicks are working HARD to make me happy. and hopefully are well paid.



mmm...i couldnt have said it better myself.

i got this video from this "Lesbian Adult Entertainment" youtube profile. there's lots of Viv Thomas stuff that won't get taken down since there's no actual sex happnin'. but i do encourage you all (18+!) to check out www.vivthomas.com if you want the racier stuff.

this lovely video was also on the profile. take this one to school and ask to show it in your Health class.



one day i hope to have a video clip with me sitting next to Katharine Mcphee, and at the bottom of the screen, it says:

"Katharine & Arlan
Lesbians"

;-)

Ali, 20, Kalispell MT

Name: Ali Satterlee
Age: 20
Location: Kalispell, Montana



"This one time, at a Boy Scouts Ceremony of some sort (my brother was a boy scout), I entered a raffle and ended up winning a bunch of cupcakes. There was this little cub scout there who started crying when I won the cupcakes, because he really wanted them. I felt pretty bad for the little tot, so I gave him my cupcakes. The scout leader was so impressed with me that he christened me an "honorary boy scout". So, I am an honorary boy scout and that is all you really need to know about me. But, if you must know, music is a huge part of my life (listening to it and creating it), I'm a film nerd, I like to draw, I see humor in pretty much everything and anything, I write in a journal every night, and sometimes I pretend that I am friends with celebrities.
I am looking for a creative girl who will laugh at my jokes, and also make me laugh sometimes with her jokes. The creativity part is not exactly a necessity, though. I am an equal opportunity lover.

My personal myspace: www.myspace.com/12767810

My music myspace: www.myspace.com/alisatterleemusic"



(this is part of my new *Daily Lesbian* feature! if you'd like to be featured, please read my post from Sunday, February 18th and follow those instructions. i'll feature all ages, who are looking for a date/girlfriend or just a friend, from anywhere in the world! please read instructions carefully. :-) thanks! -arlan)

Lola Ray, ooh la la!

last night i had the pleasure of checking out one of my faaavorite bands (and some *sweeeet* friends of mine) "Lola Ray" and seeing their current tourmates "The Oohlas!" for the first time.

as soon as both bands hit the stage (and the whiskey), i knew some of you lovely people would enjoy hearing about them. add this to the lesbian-friendly category cause im pretty damn sure all the guys in the two bands are straight and the one chick who leads the Oohlas...well we didnt make out, so i couldnt tell you for absolute sure. but im going to go ahead and use my super sensitive, highly trained gaydar to ASSume she's a straighty. i hope she corrects me if im wrong. and by "correct," i of course mean, "makes out profusely with."

here's some good times:

"What it Feels Like" by Lola Ray

listen to more hot songs at www.myspace.com/lolaray and add them as a friend!

"Tripped" by The Oohlas

check em out at www.myspace.com/theoohlas. let both bands know where you found em! :-)

going on a road trip soon? going out for a jog? planning a short trip to your neighborhood sex toy shop? gonna go biking in the dunes? smokin' by the reservoir? well both bands sell their cds on their myspace pages, and listening to their music while doing any/all of these things makes them SO much better. true story.

oh! and both bands are on tour right now, so go see them live!! best bang for your buck you'll experience all Spring:-) (tour dates are posted on their myspace pages!)

boobies.

Meg, 18, Atlanta GA

Name: Meg
Age: 18
Location: Atlanta, Georgia



"I work as a server at Applebee's and I go to school for Creative Writing. I want to write for television as soon as I'm done with school and am currently writing a Pilot episode for a tv show. In my free time, I'm always with my friends doing just about whatever pops into our minds. I drink socially and I like to shop when I have the money. I'm obsessed with good movies and concert hopping is always fun. I'm into other cultures and love to explore and learn about anything. I'm very personable and
I get along with just about anyone. I just got out of a bad relationship in October, so right now im really just into dating, but finding the right girl is always a goal. People to talk to and relate with sounds good for right now."

contact Meg @ www.myspace.com/__megspace!


(this is part of my new *Daily Lesbian* feature! if you'd like to be featured, please read my post from Sunday, February 18th and follow those instructions. i'll feature all ages, who are looking for a date/girlfriend or just a friend, from anywhere in the world! please read instructions carefully. :-) thanks!)

its a beautiful day in the gayborhood...

hi kids! hope you're having a wonderful day. *takes off sweater jacket and shoes*

everytime i go to "Bourbon Street," my favorite gay-ass waterin' *hole* in San Diego, they always seem to be playing this video. i wonder...why...

"Stupidisco" by Junior Jack


...and this lovely reader sent this in for us all to enjoy. kids, its always important to get enough exercise, every day:

"Call on Me" by Eric Prydz


now to top off today's festivities, here's a little diddy (ditty?) that our buddy Rod recommended. remember kids, dont try this at home:

"Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi


*puts jacket and shoes back on...*

*goes to watch some porn*

Marilee, 25, Phoenix AZ

Name: Marilee
Age: 25
Location: Phoenix, AZ



"I am looking for chill friends and cute dates! I'm still a little new to the whole "lesbian scene", but I'm working on it. Girls make me shy. :) I'm laid back, and a bit of a goof ball at times. I'm a total book nerd (John Steinbeck is my current author obsession), and far too attached to my laptop. I have a cushy job with the State that I love. I'm super independent and a bit of a homebody, but I can be a total social butterfly, too (if my wallet allows, anyway!). I like dive bars and eating out at local restaurants, and the occasional gay club. If I seem interesting, say hello!"

contact Marilee @ www.myspace.com/crushdmb!


(this is part of my new *Daily Lesbian* feature! if you'd like to be featured, please read my post from Sunday, February 18th and follow those instructions. i'll feature all ages, who are looking for a date/girlfriend or just a friend, from anywhere in the world! please read instructions carefully. :-) thanks!)

Hardcore Corn.

LOL...porn girls are funny...



don't you hate it when you invite your skanky porn friends* over for a drink and good conversation, and all they end up doing is getting into a slap fight and tickling each other and rolling around on the floor with their panties on off? its like, guys, come on, lets watch American Idol. this is childish. you guys totally SUCK. and are skanky.

*sigh*

ive seen lots of vids lately that id love to post here, but i wont cause theyre from porn movies. but while i wont post em, we can certainly talk about em, right? yeah. im going to go ahead and declare myself Mayor of Your Daily Lesbian Moment City and say YES to the *talking freely about porn* initiative.

i did a survey of a few friends and strangers once and found something quite interesting. i found that 90% of the people i surveyed preferred to watch porn that didnt involve something they actually DO in real life. like if it was a straight chick, she answered that she preferred watching girl on girl porn. and if it was a lesbian, she answered she liked straight porn. or if it was a straight dude, he answered that he liked....well...ANYTHING to do with porn. the word porn, the idea of porn, things with the word "corn." that chick Claire Forloni (sp?) cause it SORTA sounds like porn. if you close your eyes, chew some ice and say it with a southern accent.

oh and as a side note, having absolutely NOTHING to do with porn: i want that Melinda Doolittle to sing me to sleep every night. i'd buy her album today if she had one. aaand...i like her name cause its sorta like...what she'd be called if she were in a cartoon. Doolittle.

im sure "doolittle" has to be part of some porn title.

porn.

(*if you are a skanky porn girl, and i have offended you, i am sorry. i meant no harm. i actually like skanky porn girls. i think theyre lovely, beautiful, skanky people who should be respected. to me, "skanky" is a term of endearment. its also a word i use to make fun of certain women. and then giggle to myself in a coffeeshop. hee hee. <---just like that.)