I've been waiting a long time to use that post title. Can you tell?
From today's National Equality March event. Just one of the several dozen speakers...
What do you think of this?
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
To Quote One Mr. Uncle Jesse: HAVE MERCY!
(Kate Beckinsale. This picture is brought to you by the words "got" and "damn!")
Our trusty guest blogger and all-around sex kitten Jescas never seems to fail us. Today is no exception, my friends. When she found this little gem this morning with her keen lesbi-sense, she sent it right over; smoke still wafting from the *play* button.
The only thing wrong with this video is that Kate didn't talk in it. But its probably better that she didn't, because if she had, I wouldn't be conscious right now, and the cute little puppy I'm dog sitting doesn't know my blogger password, so this would have NEVER been posted here. Never thought I'd be saying this, but: Thanks Kate Beckinsale for NOT speaking your voodoo British to me (this time) :
Monday, October 05, 2009
Boobs. Tits. Knockers.
Will Joyce is my hero because Will Joyce shared this new video on my facebook wall. October is Breast Cancer Awareness month...(see below for more info AND bare breasteses.)
Mmmm...Mcphee boobs. That makes me think of this:
Almost 2 and a half years ago (back when I didn't like capitalization, it seems), I posted the following...there is a LOT of naked breast gonna be up on ya screen in just a second, so prepare thinelips eyes!
Taken from a May 2007 post on my blog entitled "An Important In-Breast-tigation..."
ok im going to be honest with you guys. i like breasts. i like lookin' at em. i like thinking about them. i like touchin' em with my hands and face. much like Jo-Jo, i wanna juggle em, ya know, stuff with your boobs.
so im happy to be able to bring you a post thats both boobtacular AND educational. prepare yourself. we are going to be looking at bare boobs for a few minutes here. and while that's exciting, there's also a serious issue at...uh...hand. yes. i hope that everyone will do this exam on themselves today, and everyday month like the good doctor suggests. make it a group activity, do it alone, film it, use props...whatever it takes to DO IT. i, for example, will be allowing the old ball-n-chain Mcphee to soap up my breasticles.
Dr. Steele: educational...and breastacular, all at the same time.
there's more info at: www.thefamilygp.com
and for those of you wanting to rid your breasts of pesky toxins by moving lymphs around (or somethin), try this one on for size:
and for the men watching, there's a video for you as well. i made the decision not to post the video here, because there are all sorts of nekkid boy parts...and theyre being squeezed and fondled. and as serious as this subject is, i couldn't subject my good lesbian friends to such torture. i love the men who read my blog and penises are a-ok (two thumbs up)...but i can't look at that video one more time. you boys go look at it though because its life saving information!
the testicular exam vid can be found by clicking HERE.<--
p.s. today's post has been brought to you by the words "inbreastigation" and "breasticles."
p.p.s. im sure it doesn't need to be said, but if anyone is having trouble with the technique or getting those hard to reach areas, you know you can come to me, and i will help. in fact, for the next week, i will keep my hands wet and soapy and i'll stand at my door waiting. you know im here for you. and your breasts.
THE BOOBY SCARE Featuring Alyson Hannigan, Emily Deschanel, Kat McPhee, Minka Kelly and Jaime King - watch more funny videos
Mmmm...Mcphee boobs. That makes me think of this:
Almost 2 and a half years ago (back when I didn't like capitalization, it seems), I posted the following...there is a LOT of naked breast gonna be up on ya screen in just a second, so prepare thine
Taken from a May 2007 post on my blog entitled "An Important In-Breast-tigation..."
ok im going to be honest with you guys. i like breasts. i like lookin' at em. i like thinking about them. i like touchin' em with my hands and face. much like Jo-Jo, i wanna juggle em, ya know, stuff with your boobs.
so im happy to be able to bring you a post thats both boobtacular AND educational. prepare yourself. we are going to be looking at bare boobs for a few minutes here. and while that's exciting, there's also a serious issue at...uh...hand. yes. i hope that everyone will do this exam on themselves today, and every
Dr. Steele: educational...and breastacular, all at the same time.
there's more info at: www.thefamilygp.com
and for those of you wanting to rid your breasts of pesky toxins by moving lymphs around (or somethin), try this one on for size:
and for the men watching, there's a video for you as well. i made the decision not to post the video here, because there are all sorts of nekkid boy parts...and theyre being squeezed and fondled. and as serious as this subject is, i couldn't subject my good lesbian friends to such torture. i love the men who read my blog and penises are a-ok (two thumbs up)...but i can't look at that video one more time. you boys go look at it though because its life saving information!
the testicular exam vid can be found by clicking HERE.<--
p.s. today's post has been brought to you by the words "inbreastigation" and "breasticles."
p.p.s. im sure it doesn't need to be said, but if anyone is having trouble with the technique or getting those hard to reach areas, you know you can come to me, and i will help. in fact, for the next week, i will keep my hands wet and soapy and i'll stand at my door waiting. you know im here for you. and your breasts.
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Can We Talk? (aka The 'I'm Dying To Know How YOU're Doing' Post)
Greetings, loyal (and sexy) YDLM readers:-)
I was taking a look at my blog and my facebook and myspace this morning, and I realized how much I miss the day-to-day interactions with you guys. I used to do video chats at least once a week and those were so much fun. Back when Myspace was a place you could actually navigate, we'd have all sorts of random bulletin/blog/profile comments fun, wouldnt we?
You guys still email me and write to me on facebook and comment here and there...so I feel like I know what some of you have been up to the past year. But I want to hear from ALL of you:-) So leave a comment or send me a private facebook/dailyarlan message and catch me up!
Between the work I'm doing with booking and preparing for Terra's tour (I'm tour managing Terra Naomi's tour for the next few months...get more details on the sidebar!), I will be reading your comments, checking out your facebook and myspace pages, and in some cases, drooling over your pictures;-)
Share with the class! Oh and when you tell me what you've been up to, please try to include your first name, age and location so I can get a snapshot of who you are:-)
I was taking a look at my blog and my facebook and myspace this morning, and I realized how much I miss the day-to-day interactions with you guys. I used to do video chats at least once a week and those were so much fun. Back when Myspace was a place you could actually navigate, we'd have all sorts of random bulletin/blog/profile comments fun, wouldnt we?
You guys still email me and write to me on facebook and comment here and there...so I feel like I know what some of you have been up to the past year. But I want to hear from ALL of you:-) So leave a comment or send me a private facebook/dailyarlan message and catch me up!
Between the work I'm doing with booking and preparing for Terra's tour (I'm tour managing Terra Naomi's tour for the next few months...get more details on the sidebar!), I will be reading your comments, checking out your facebook and myspace pages, and in some cases, drooling over your pictures;-)
Share with the class! Oh and when you tell me what you've been up to, please try to include your first name, age and location so I can get a snapshot of who you are:-)
Friday, October 02, 2009
Top 10 Things I Learned While Watching Joss Stone Live Last Night
So if you've been keeping up with my twitter or my facebook, you know that last night I went to a live taping of Jimmy Kimmel to watch Joss' outdoor "mini-concert." I've been a fan for 5 years now, so this was definitely a treat for me. This is what it looked like on national tv:
...and this is what it looked like in my mind while I was there:
...cause that bitch was singing ONLY to me.
10. Joss Stone is one of the hottest beings I've ever laid eyes on.
9. Joss Stone curses like a sailor.
8. I want to be a sailor!
7. Joss Stone is one of the hottest beings I've ever laid eyes on.
6. I am a cougar: Joss is only 22. I will be 29 on Oct. 30th.
5. I like being a cougar!
4. Joss Stone will play a lesbian in an upcoming (ahem) movie:
(This is from last year, and Joss has a NEW new record coming out Oct 20th.)
3. I want to thank Yimmy Kimmel for having Joss on his show. I want to thank Joss for singing her ass off on Yimmy Kimmel's show. And I want to thank the strapless dress Joss was wearing for constantly slipping down. You, my dear strapless dress, are my hero.
2. As much as it pains me, I may have to divorce Katharine Mcphee. I know that's a HUGE announcement since she and I have been married for more than 3 years. But I don't think I can survive if I'm married to Mcphee, Rachel Shelley AND Joss at the same time. When would I have time to breathe?
1. Eh, fuck breathing. Let's DO THIS!
...and this is what it looked like in my mind while I was there:
...cause that bitch was singing ONLY to me.
10. Joss Stone is one of the hottest beings I've ever laid eyes on.
9. Joss Stone curses like a sailor.
8. I want to be a sailor!
7. Joss Stone is one of the hottest beings I've ever laid eyes on.
6. I am a cougar: Joss is only 22. I will be 29 on Oct. 30th.
5. I like being a cougar!
4. Joss Stone will play a lesbian in an upcoming (ahem) movie:
(This is from last year, and Joss has a NEW new record coming out Oct 20th.)
3. I want to thank Yimmy Kimmel for having Joss on his show. I want to thank Joss for singing her ass off on Yimmy Kimmel's show. And I want to thank the strapless dress Joss was wearing for constantly slipping down. You, my dear strapless dress, are my hero.
2. As much as it pains me, I may have to divorce Katharine Mcphee. I know that's a HUGE announcement since she and I have been married for more than 3 years. But I don't think I can survive if I'm married to Mcphee, Rachel Shelley AND Joss at the same time. When would I have time to breathe?
1. Eh, fuck breathing. Let's DO THIS!
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