Your Daily Lesbian Moment! - by Arlan: January 02, 2011

For 30 Seconds, I Forgot I Was a Homosexual Lesbian...

4 comments | Friday, January 07, 2011
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...but then this had happened, and I totally remembered again:

(Thanks to Bridget for having this situation on your tumblr.)

DAMN fine cinema, if you ask me.

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Well 'ello Gov'na!

7 comments | Thursday, January 06, 2011
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Sooo...lovely reader Radiance sent this vid in and said:

...what are your opinions on it? could you post this on your page and ask your readers? im slightly offended, and i say slightly because she did try lol. but i wanted to see if others were too...

I actually don't have any problem with it and am curious about what you find offensive. I think its hot. But I may be missing something. What do you guys think?

I will admit that my judgment may very well be impeded by this accent situation:

Please sir, I want some more.

Here's a little tidbit about Jessie J: she co-wrote Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA." Do with that what you will.

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Minka Kelly? I Don't Even Know Her! *Get It?*

2 comments | Wednesday, January 05, 2011
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Reader ReAune sent the video below to me and asked:

is it weird that I find this oddly erotic...

Nope, the only thing that's weird is that Minka Kelly isn't sitting on my ~~face~~ couch right now wearing nothing but a shiny bow tie. Something is definitely off about THAT, for sure!

Minka's been on my radar ever since she first started popping up on episodes of "Parenthood," last Fall. I was all like, "WHA!" and she was all like "I'd like to help your son get better," and I was all like "BUT WHA!!" and she was all like, "look at me, I'm so pretty, and my mouth is so delicate, and I never raise my voice, yet still get my point across firmly," and I was all like, "What kinda name is 'Minka' anyway?" and she was all like, "Craig T. Nelson, I'd like to work for your son and your grandson. Put me in the game COACH." And I was all like, "But Arlan, most of your readers are too young to remember the tv show "Coach," in which Craig T. Nelson played the title character, and his sidekick was played by the same dude who plays Marshall's father on "How I Met Your Mother." And then she was all like, "Arlan, stop analyzing early 90s television and look at me on the screen again. Im mega hot. REMEMBER??"

Yeah. Good times.

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Sweet Teenage Jesus, What Is IN The Water In Denmark??

3 comments | Tuesday, January 04, 2011
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Ladies, if I ever disappear, I'm telling you, you will most certainly find me wherever the chick in the diner uniform is. When you do arrive, by land, or by sea, whatever you do, do not *rescue me.* Cause um...I mean, Denmark, just when I think Norway and Sweden have the hot-women-who-serve-food market cornered (who could forget my Norwegian Burger King girl crush of 2002-07'), you do THIS to me. I mean REALLY:

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Sometimes You Just Wanna See Chicks Making Out, Ya Know?

0 comments | Monday, January 03, 2011
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I am extremely OK with all of this:

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Take Me To a Planet...

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POP QUIZ! This is Janet Jackson kissing Ellen:

This is Janet Jackson NOT kissing Ellen:

Q: Which picture shows Janet at the highest level of lesbian-friendly she's ever been?
A: Trick question! The answer is NEITHER.

Cause GURL, if I had to list all of the lezzy tendencies Janet has shown throughout her musical career, I'd have to rename my blog. She's almost as gay as Gaga...almost. Years and years ago, after a very messy divorce, Janet's ex-hubby was going to betray her and release some silly tell-all book revealing the dates and times she supposedly had all sorts of lesbian dalliances (boo on him). His threats never made it anywhere, probs cause Janet has a mad good lawyer. But mostly cause all one really has to do for a buffet of all you can eat girl-on girl dalliances is pick up her "Velvet Rope" album. That album is so homosexual, it makes ME look like a Gossip Girl.

Much like Madonna, Janet has ALWAYS been an advocate for all that is queer. I personally think she's dabbled privately more than once, but whatevs...the most important thing is that she does THIS...publicly (ya heard) :

Exhibit A:
This is an interlude on Velvet Rope...seems pretty damn realistic to me!

Exhibit B:
Janet sings a cover of Rod Stewart's "Tonight's the Night"--a song about helping a woman lose her virginity--without changing the lyrics. As an added bonus, an extremely enterprising fan has created this fanvid using footage from Janet's videos, and footage of Rihanna to create the following (BADASS-wish-it-were-true) story:

This love affair takes place in the 1940s; Janet Jackson plays a famous (lesbian) actress/singer who is very busy and travels all over the world, leaving her lover (Rihanna) behind(all sad and alone) and so since Janet is back in town, we'll let's just say "Tonight's the Night."

- xoxofashiianista

Exhibit 69:
10 or so hot chicks sharing one motel room in the middle of the desert (for no apparent reason but to keep me up at night), and one of them smellin' panties the next morning. Yep, sounds real *straight* to me;-)

And another tit bit--Janet once said in an interview that if she were going to have a "lesbian fling," it would be with Alicia Keys.

*The sound you hear is that of 1 million lesbian jaws dropping in unison.

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They Can Guard My Body Anytime

2 comments | Saturday, January 01, 2011
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Kimberly Peirce ("Boys Don't Cry" and "Stop/Loss" director) posted this today. I totally get goosebumps when I watch it, so I wanted to share. This is what Kimberly said about it:

...this is pretty hot for the new year -- the new female president of brazil in her black rolls royce with her gangster female praetorian guard running alongside!

Wow, seriously, how HOT and awesome is that??

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