Yo kids. I'm running a little low on time at the moment, but I didn't wanna leave you high and dry without le gay for too long. When in doubt, choose Ellen...and uh, this chick. And as an added trick, try not to cry starting at around 4:30mins into it. It also gets a bit gayer right at 6:30mins.
Yeah. Pretty much.
I could do that if I wanted. But I don't wanna show the little girl up. For now, I'll just use my gift for church and any of you ladies who'd like to join me in the shower.
Now while we're on our tour of the Phillipines, meet new Journey lead singer Arnel Pineda...discovered online and now singing for thousands of people a night.
I'm hoping to become the new lead singer for a power band consisting of members of SWV, Total and Xscape. Using parts of each band's name, I'll call it: "Will you have sex with me if I give you a coupon for a free scoop at Pinkberry?" It'll become an instant legendary band and I'll become the world's most famous lead singer who can't sing. Right behind that Nickelback guy. What do you guys think?
Monday, April 28, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Win Tickets to the True Colors Tour!
I have some really cool news for you guys. I partnered with Lesbiatopia.com and TrueColorsTour.com for an amazing contest. Five of you will win a pair of tickets each to the True Colors show in the city of your choice! The tour features Cyndi Lauper, Tegan & Sara, Wanda Sykes and LOTS more. It's really easy to enter...so check out Lesbiatopia.com's press release:
Lesbiatopia.com is proud to announce a new partner in the "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" video submission contest for the True Colors Tour FREE ticket give-away. Lesbiatopia and TrueColorsTour.com has also teamed up with well-known lesbian blogger (and friend of mine), Arlan from Your Daily Lesbian Moment.
Enter the "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" video submission contest and you could win a FREE pair of tickets to the True Colors location of your choice (anywhere in the USA)!!!
Lesbiatopia has partnered with the True Colors Tour and Your Daily Lesbian Moment! for the "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" True Colors Tour 2008 Concert Ticket Giveaway Video Submission Contest!!
Here's how it works:
Send us a short video showcasing the craziest, wildest, most insane thing you would do (or why you deserve to win) two tickets to the True Colors tour concert location of your choice (anywhere in the USA!). Get creative! Be funny! Go musical! (Just don't do anything illegal!) You don't have to be a world-class director or film-maker to win, just be original and be yourself! Videos will be subject to voting on Lesbiatopia's YouTube Channel and winners will be chosen by the general public.
Five Grand Prize Winners will receive: Two tickets to the True Colors Tour Concert location of their choice!!
Please read the contest rules before submitting your video.
How do I enter?
If you are a true believer that "girls just wanna have fun" and consider yourself a True Colors super fan, than create a short, 60 second video showcasing the craziest, wildest, most insane thing you would do to win two tickets to the True Colors venue of your choice. It should be creative, funny, interesting and all-around awesome. Do a skit! Involve your friends! Show us why you are the ultimate True Colors SUPERFAN!
What are the contest dates and deadlines?
The contest starts on April 16, 2008 and videos can be submitted until 12pm PST on May 9, 2008. Voting will remain open until May 14, 2008. The five grand prize winners will be announced on May 19th, including a showcase of all the winner's videos.
What are the video requirements?
We will accept a wide range of video file formats such as .WMV, .AVI, .MOV, and .MPG transferred from most digital cameras, camcorders, and cell phones. ALL VIDEOS MUST BE NO LONGER THAN 60 seconds and no larger than 20 MB. Any video that exceeds 60 seconds and 20 MB will be automatically disqualified.
Where do I upload my video once it's complete?
Send your video to the Lesbiatopia moderator for approval, and as long as it meets all the requirements, it will be uploaded to the Lesbiatopia YouTube Channel for voting. All voting is done by the general public so make sure to encourage your friends, family, acquaintances, enemies, pets and co-workers to vote for your video.
How do I win?
The Top 5 videos with the most votes and the highest ratings on Lesbiatopia YouTube Channel will be the crowned as the grand prize winners.
Lesbiatopia.com is proud to announce a new partner in the "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" video submission contest for the True Colors Tour FREE ticket give-away. Lesbiatopia and TrueColorsTour.com has also teamed up with well-known lesbian blogger (and friend of mine), Arlan from Your Daily Lesbian Moment.
Enter the "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" video submission contest and you could win a FREE pair of tickets to the True Colors location of your choice (anywhere in the USA)!!!
Here's how it works:
Send us a short video showcasing the craziest, wildest, most insane thing you would do (or why you deserve to win) two tickets to the True Colors tour concert location of your choice (anywhere in the USA!). Get creative! Be funny! Go musical! (Just don't do anything illegal!) You don't have to be a world-class director or film-maker to win, just be original and be yourself! Videos will be subject to voting on Lesbiatopia's YouTube Channel and winners will be chosen by the general public.
Five Grand Prize Winners will receive: Two tickets to the True Colors Tour Concert location of their choice!!
Please read the contest rules before submitting your video.
How do I enter?
If you are a true believer that "girls just wanna have fun" and consider yourself a True Colors super fan, than create a short, 60 second video showcasing the craziest, wildest, most insane thing you would do to win two tickets to the True Colors venue of your choice. It should be creative, funny, interesting and all-around awesome. Do a skit! Involve your friends! Show us why you are the ultimate True Colors SUPERFAN!
What are the contest dates and deadlines?
The contest starts on April 16, 2008 and videos can be submitted until 12pm PST on May 9, 2008. Voting will remain open until May 14, 2008. The five grand prize winners will be announced on May 19th, including a showcase of all the winner's videos.
What are the video requirements?
We will accept a wide range of video file formats such as .WMV, .AVI, .MOV, and .MPG transferred from most digital cameras, camcorders, and cell phones. ALL VIDEOS MUST BE NO LONGER THAN 60 seconds and no larger than 20 MB. Any video that exceeds 60 seconds and 20 MB will be automatically disqualified.
Where do I upload my video once it's complete?
Send your video to the Lesbiatopia moderator for approval, and as long as it meets all the requirements, it will be uploaded to the Lesbiatopia YouTube Channel for voting. All voting is done by the general public so make sure to encourage your friends, family, acquaintances, enemies, pets and co-workers to vote for your video.
How do I win?
The Top 5 videos with the most votes and the highest ratings on Lesbiatopia YouTube Channel will be the crowned as the grand prize winners.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Prepare to Lick Your Screen...
Otep.
myspace.com/otep
(She gay, y'all)
Yep.
If this is your first time hearing about Otep, leave a comment and let me know what you think of her and her music. I'm curious!
myspace.com/otep
(She gay, y'all)
Yep.
If this is your first time hearing about Otep, leave a comment and let me know what you think of her and her music. I'm curious!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Sexual (lesbian) Chocolate.
Last September, I posted about something that I was very excited about. The project has been updated and may be coming to a town near you, so I wanted to spotlight it again.
Check it:
originally posted by Arlan on AOL's Queersighted site September 2007
"Oh my friends, you will never know the pressures I feel to give you all what you want on a daily basis. If you were just one lady, and were needin' some lovin', there'd be no problem. I'd put on my Maxwell cassette, pour you a glass of the finest wine $4.99 can buy at Albertsons, and *turn the lights down low.* You would leave a new woman. You'd speak in tongues. And later, I'd speak of tongues. To all my friends. As I showed them a slide show of our lovemaking. It would be great times.
But the satisfaction I want to provide for all of you isn't just of the flesh. (But mostly, it's of the flesh.) No, I also want to be a conduit of information. A beacon of hope. A leader of a new generation of...*sigh* Naw, I just wanna be able to show you more black lesbians in my posts. That's all. Cause we're hot and we're queer and we're here. Get used to it. And then get naked to it.
It's difficult enough finding anything *the gay* to post day after day, but finding clips of lesbians who are black and aren't being exploited...well, that's almost as rare as finding George Dubya on the "Spank & Tackle" float at the Miami PRIDE parade.
Of course there are plenty of beautiful, amazing black women who are lady-lovers. But for some reason, they've decided to hide their video cameras and eschew the lifeline that is Youtube.
Anyone who has asked me the question, or has been waiting patiently like I have to finally have *our* voice heard, fear not! There is hope.
And that hope's name is tiona. m.
She's been filming interviews with black lesbians for the past few years, and is currently editing what will be a feature documentary slated to come out later this year that includes over 50 interviews. "black./womyn.:conversations..." is my new favorite movie that I haven't seen yet. Here are some excerpts from the film...
On being an out, black lesbian:
On religion:
On taking chances:
I encourage everyone to go to the film's myspace page at www. myspace. com/tionamproductions and add tiona.m., leave messages of support, and stay tuned to release dates. You can also see lots more samples of the interviews that will be used in the film.
It feels like Christmas in September:-)"
UPDATE! The film is starting to show in different cities! Go to the myspace page to see details and to add your vote to which city you'd like to see it in.
Tell her Arlan sent you!
Check it:
originally posted by Arlan on AOL's Queersighted site September 2007
"Oh my friends, you will never know the pressures I feel to give you all what you want on a daily basis. If you were just one lady, and were needin' some lovin', there'd be no problem. I'd put on my Maxwell cassette, pour you a glass of the finest wine $4.99 can buy at Albertsons, and *turn the lights down low.* You would leave a new woman. You'd speak in tongues. And later, I'd speak of tongues. To all my friends. As I showed them a slide show of our lovemaking. It would be great times.
But the satisfaction I want to provide for all of you isn't just of the flesh. (But mostly, it's of the flesh.) No, I also want to be a conduit of information. A beacon of hope. A leader of a new generation of...*sigh* Naw, I just wanna be able to show you more black lesbians in my posts. That's all. Cause we're hot and we're queer and we're here. Get used to it. And then get naked to it.
It's difficult enough finding anything *the gay* to post day after day, but finding clips of lesbians who are black and aren't being exploited...well, that's almost as rare as finding George Dubya on the "Spank & Tackle" float at the Miami PRIDE parade.
Of course there are plenty of beautiful, amazing black women who are lady-lovers. But for some reason, they've decided to hide their video cameras and eschew the lifeline that is Youtube.
Anyone who has asked me the question, or has been waiting patiently like I have to finally have *our* voice heard, fear not! There is hope.
And that hope's name is tiona. m.
She's been filming interviews with black lesbians for the past few years, and is currently editing what will be a feature documentary slated to come out later this year that includes over 50 interviews. "black./womyn.:conversations..." is my new favorite movie that I haven't seen yet. Here are some excerpts from the film...
On being an out, black lesbian:
On religion:
On taking chances:
I encourage everyone to go to the film's myspace page at www. myspace. com/tionamproductions and add tiona.m., leave messages of support, and stay tuned to release dates. You can also see lots more samples of the interviews that will be used in the film.
It feels like Christmas in September:-)"
UPDATE! The film is starting to show in different cities! Go to the myspace page to see details and to add your vote to which city you'd like to see it in.
Tell her Arlan sent you!
Monday, April 21, 2008
Sappho.
Alright so I don't speak Ukrainian, but since I do speak *hot* and *dyke*, with a focus on *hot dyke*, I can tell you that we need to get our hands on this film. The trailer made the mistake of showing us a LOT of man-talk and man-chest...with very little time given to boobies and lesbian nake-ticity. BUT...when it does show us what we want, it REALLY shows us what we want:
There's a bit of information on the film at IMDB at imdb.com/title/tt0937373/. There's also a fan vid on youtube that will be taken down soon (so I'm not gonna post it here), but OH MY, and *ahem*. So yeah, go on a little scavenger hunt and find it. Jump on it.
There's a bit of information on the film at IMDB at imdb.com/title/tt0937373/. There's also a fan vid on youtube that will be taken down soon (so I'm not gonna post it here), but OH MY, and *ahem*. So yeah, go on a little scavenger hunt and find it. Jump on it.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Sugar Tits...
Yo! Happy post-hump day, yall. I first introduced you guys to my friends' new show on LOGO called "Gimme Sugar" last month. (Click here to see the original post!) While I was at Dinah last week, we got to see a special sneak peek of the first episode. It was awesome! I really think a lot of you guys are going to enjoy this show and kinda get addicted to the girls and their drama. They have a lot of fun on the show, get into a lot of fights, and are basically real gay throughout. It sort of mirrors my life, minus the 6 foot tall bisexual model. (Balls!;-) @ Alex).
I wanted to introduce you to the cast in this post, and also invite you to check out the cool video trailer for the show, plus lots of photos and bios on everyone available on their LOGO page. The more you visit their site, the bigger chance there is that you'll get to see them in person this summer in a city near you. So if you feel like it, make their page your homepage for a few days just for kicks. Of course making MY site your homepage every other day;-)
When this girl sets her sights on something, be it a girl or launching a new club night, nothing stands in her way. Alex is pursuing a career as an...(click here to learn more about Alex!)
Talent manager by day, Charlene spends her Friday nights managing the hottest...(click here to learn more about Charlene!)
Robin grew up in a small town and moved to LA just last year so she could join the hot lesbian club scene. Now every night's a party--whether it's hanging with three drag queens...(click here to learn more about Robin!)
Davonee wants to be a rock star and is finally taking steps towards that goal. When it comes to the ladies Davonee's gone platinum with...(click here to learn more about Davonee!)
Bathilda is the "Queen of the Night" and Party Flavor of both the gay and straight club scene. She's the kind of girl who would rather crawl across...(click here to learn more about Bathilda!)
All of the girls read my site and your comments, so if you have any questions or anything you wanna get off your uh...chest...just let them know in the comments!
I wanted to introduce you to the cast in this post, and also invite you to check out the cool video trailer for the show, plus lots of photos and bios on everyone available on their LOGO page. The more you visit their site, the bigger chance there is that you'll get to see them in person this summer in a city near you. So if you feel like it, make their page your homepage for a few days just for kicks. Of course making MY site your homepage every other day;-)
When this girl sets her sights on something, be it a girl or launching a new club night, nothing stands in her way. Alex is pursuing a career as an...(click here to learn more about Alex!)Talent manager by day, Charlene spends her Friday nights managing the hottest...(click here to learn more about Charlene!)Robin grew up in a small town and moved to LA just last year so she could join the hot lesbian club scene. Now every night's a party--whether it's hanging with three drag queens...(click here to learn more about Robin!)Davonee wants to be a rock star and is finally taking steps towards that goal. When it comes to the ladies Davonee's gone platinum with...(click here to learn more about Davonee!)Bathilda is the "Queen of the Night" and Party Flavor of both the gay and straight club scene. She's the kind of girl who would rather crawl across...(click here to learn more about Bathilda!)All of the girls read my site and your comments, so if you have any questions or anything you wanna get off your uh...chest...just let them know in the comments!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Girl On Girl Kisses Cure Acne.
I always use to say that to hot chicks when I was in high school, but no one would believe me! Leave it to Canadia to finally help me prove my point:
Lots of you guys have been asking (begging?) me to find out where this clip is from. I've done a little gay-ass online detective work (aka, googled for about 25 seconds) and found out that it's a Canadian tv show that debuted in 2004 called "Alienated." The premise of it is pretty crazy. This one chick is in a normal family until some of her family members are abducted by aliens and then returned to earth acting all crazy and shiz. Meanwhile, that same chick is dealing with the fact that she's a 16 year old lesbian and high school's real hard, yall. I kinda stopped reading the synopsis when they got to the part where one of the dad's weird alien-fueled tendencies is a sexual attraction towards his own daughter. But other than that, I think it's meant to be a comedy.
Blame Canada.
Click here to see more info.
Lots of you guys have been asking (begging?) me to find out where this clip is from. I've done a little gay-ass online detective work (aka, googled for about 25 seconds) and found out that it's a Canadian tv show that debuted in 2004 called "Alienated." The premise of it is pretty crazy. This one chick is in a normal family until some of her family members are abducted by aliens and then returned to earth acting all crazy and shiz. Meanwhile, that same chick is dealing with the fact that she's a 16 year old lesbian and high school's real hard, yall. I kinda stopped reading the synopsis when they got to the part where one of the dad's weird alien-fueled tendencies is a sexual attraction towards his own daughter. But other than that, I think it's meant to be a comedy.
Blame Canada.
Click here to see more info.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
The Gayest Woman I Know...
Seriously...
You guys HAVE to go to Kentucky's new myspace page. It's hilarious!
Basically this chick:
(Comedian Sarah Hyland)
becomes this chick:
(Uber dyke Kentucky Lightning)
Kentucky is using her tax return to travel to L.A. Pride this summer and has set up a myspace profile to start hitting on girls so she'll have some ass set up before she gets here. Haha...gotta love that. Go add her as a friend and leave her some words of encouragement, even if you don't live in L.A....as she says in her "about me" section, she pretty much likes all kinds.
Here's Sarah and Kentucky in the same vid:
You guys HAVE to go to Kentucky's new myspace page. It's hilarious!
Basically this chick:
(Comedian Sarah Hyland)
becomes this chick:
(Uber dyke Kentucky Lightning)
Kentucky is using her tax return to travel to L.A. Pride this summer and has set up a myspace profile to start hitting on girls so she'll have some ass set up before she gets here. Haha...gotta love that. Go add her as a friend and leave her some words of encouragement, even if you don't live in L.A....as she says in her "about me" section, she pretty much likes all kinds.
Here's Sarah and Kentucky in the same vid:
Monday, April 14, 2008
Is It Me Or Is My Wife Playing a Pregnant Lesbian In This Film?
You be the judge:
August? AUGUST?? I feel like Florida Evans....damn, damn, DAAAAMN! I'll just have to use my Katharine Mcphee-is-my-wife card and get a private screening sooner. Sheesh.
"Hippy" and "no father." Yep:
August? AUGUST?? I feel like Florida Evans....damn, damn, DAAAAMN! I'll just have to use my Katharine Mcphee-is-my-wife card and get a private screening sooner. Sheesh.
"Hippy" and "no father." Yep:
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Lizzy the Lezzy - Episode 14
She's back and horny as ever. Nope, not talking about me this time...talking 'bout me mate Lizzy:
To see more hilarious--and super gay--clips from Lizzy and her pal Gary the Gay, go to myspace.com/RuthSelwyn and add the toon's creator as a friend!
To see more hilarious--and super gay--clips from Lizzy and her pal Gary the Gay, go to myspace.com/RuthSelwyn and add the toon's creator as a friend!
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
"Just Remember, Act Like a Boy"
Today I used Punky Brewster's themesong video in a blog on myspace and it got me all nostalgic. I was SO excited when I found that my favorite episode of all time has finally been uploaded to Youtube. I should have known I was a dyke when I was 10 years old and I'd watch this episode and think Punky and Cherrie were hot bitches when they were dressed in drag:
Oh my god that is the gayest shit I've seen all week......and I was at a Lesbians On Ecstasy show last night, so that's saying a lot!
I wonder what the girls would look like dressed in drag today. Again I say, dayum:
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Oh my god that is the gayest shit I've seen all week......and I was at a Lesbians On Ecstasy show last night, so that's saying a lot!
I wonder what the girls would look like dressed in drag today. Again I say, dayum:
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Wednesday, April 09, 2008
You Jump, I Jump. Right Rachel Shelley?
Reader Tina W. gave me the head's up on my second wife Rachel Shelley's spread in the next issue of UK's DIVA magazine. From the looks of the pull quote, I will be importing this little gem.
I finally talked to Rachel in person last Friday at Dinah as she was walking into my hotel lobby. I managed to mutter the words "My life is now complete" as she smiled back at me. In my mind, it sounded like "Hey baby, where have you been all my life? Mcphee and I are in a suite down the hall and our American-made king size bed is in need of a little English muff...in. If you know what I mean. And by the looks of it, I think you know what I mean. Naw baby, don't beg. There's plenty of me to go around. Seriously. I'm HUGE. You take the left and Mcphee will take the right and I'll meet you in the middle. Go on girl, stop crying. Dry your tears. I'll give you what you want. What you've been aching for...."
...and so on. But yeah...all I said was, "My life is now complete."
*sigh*
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
No Idea What She's Sayin, But I Like How She's Sayin It
It's really exciting to me to find out how diverse my reader base is. You guys are from all over the world...all ages, all sexual orientations, and by the looks of the naked pics some of you send to me (thank you), you're all over the boobular scale too. I love it!
You also have lots of cool jobs. Like my reader Aura in Brazil. She fronts this really awesome band called Beatrix (myspace.com/bandabeatrix ). They just posted this acoustic vid from their hit song "Sonora" that features what I've been told is a "really famous Brazilian singer" dude. Aura is the chick singing...and you younger ladies...er uh, holler at her;-) Cause when she turns 21 (she's 20 now), she's all mine!
This is the original music video from last year:
Thursday, April 03, 2008
A Day of Silence...
Thank you to this reader for hipping me to this year's GLBT Day of Silence which will be a tribute to Lawrence King.
CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION!
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
They Tried to Make Her Go to Rehab...
Terra's at it again:
Go to her youtube page (linked above) and let her know what you think:-)
Just in case you didn't hear, my blog will be updated less frequently this month while I embark on my quest to meet 10,000 people in person. I'll post as often as I can, but if you can't get enough, definitely check out the "archive" pull-down menu that shows up on the right-hand side of the page (Firefox) or after all the posts (Explorer). I can see anytime you leave a comment no matter how old the post is, so get to clickin, yo:-)
Go to her youtube page (linked above) and let her know what you think:-)
Just in case you didn't hear, my blog will be updated less frequently this month while I embark on my quest to meet 10,000 people in person. I'll post as often as I can, but if you can't get enough, definitely check out the "archive" pull-down menu that shows up on the right-hand side of the page (Firefox) or after all the posts (Explorer). I can see anytime you leave a comment no matter how old the post is, so get to clickin, yo:-)