Boobs. Tits. Knockers.

Will Joyce is my hero because Will Joyce shared this new video on my facebook wall. October is Breast Cancer Awareness month...(see below for more info AND bare breasteses.)

THE BOOBY SCARE Featuring Alyson Hannigan, Emily Deschanel, Kat McPhee, Minka Kelly and Jaime King - watch more funny videos

Mmmm...Mcphee boobs. That makes me think of this:

Almost 2 and a half years ago (back when I didn't like capitalization, it seems), I posted the following...there is a LOT of naked breast gonna be up on ya screen in just a second, so prepare thine lips eyes!

Taken from a May 2007 post on my blog entitled "An Important In-Breast-tigation..."

ok im going to be honest with you guys. i like breasts. i like lookin' at em. i like thinking about them. i like touchin' em with my hands and face. much like Jo-Jo, i wanna juggle em, ya know, stuff with your boobs.

so im happy to be able to bring you a post thats both boobtacular AND educational. prepare yourself. we are going to be looking at bare boobs for a few minutes here. and while that's exciting, there's also a serious issue at...uh...hand. yes. i hope that everyone will do this exam on themselves today, and every day month like the good doctor suggests. make it a group activity, do it alone, film it, use props...whatever it takes to DO IT. i, for example, will be allowing the old ball-n-chain Mcphee to soap up my breasticles.

Dr. Steele: educational...and breastacular, all at the same time.



there's more info at: www.thefamilygp.com

and for those of you wanting to rid your breasts of pesky toxins by moving lymphs around (or somethin), try this one on for size:


and for the men watching, there's a video for you as well. i made the decision not to post the video here, because there are all sorts of nekkid boy parts...and theyre being squeezed and fondled. and as serious as this subject is, i couldn't subject my good lesbian friends to such torture. i love the men who read my blog and penises are a-ok (two thumbs up)...but i can't look at that video one more time. you boys go look at it though because its life saving information!

the testicular exam vid can be found by clicking HERE.<--

p.s. today's post has been brought to you by the words "inbreastigation" and "breasticles."

p.p.s. im sure it doesn't need to be said, but if anyone is having trouble with the technique or getting those hard to reach areas, you know you can come to me, and i will help. in fact, for the next week, i will keep my hands wet and soapy and i'll stand at my door waiting. you know im here for you. and your breasts.