I Call 'Dibs!'

Ok so after I picked myself up off of the floor after seeing this picture for the first time just now (try to guess what words I searched on google), I wrote a poem. Wanna hear it?

Ahem...

Dear Joss Stone,
Please marry me.
Real hard.
And soon.
And all over my body.
Thank you,
Thank you.
/fin

...and thank sweet Baby Heysuus for THAT!!