I Mean They Say "Anal Rimming" Within the First 3 Minutes. Now That's My Kinda Show.

The walls in my apartment are incredibly thin, and at least one of my neighbors is incredibly lucky. Cause damn, I hear her goin' at it ALL. THE. TIME. Sex here, sex there, sex everywhere. But like, mostly against the wall thats directly behind my headboard.

And I'm not gonna lie: I listen in, I take notes, I root for her. At times I take a page out of one of my favorite movies Secret of My Success and move my hands in the air as if I'm conducting an orchestra comprised of moans. Ah, but then comes the awkward part: the next morning (or afternoon or night, depending on when she's goin at it). Standing next to the chick at our mailboxes feels all sorts of wrong. First of all, we both have to pretend she isn't the loudest mother effer on the planet, and second of all, she's not as hot as her moaning is.

But I take solice in the fact that all over the world, even right as we speak, people are going through the same thing. Whether you're the do-er or the do-ee, or the listener or the listen...ee (?) sex can be a difficult subject to navigate, depending on who you're in the water with. That's why the lovely ladies of my fav web series Cherry Bomb are here to help in their season premiere episode!

You know I'll always be available for sex and boob and vagina and all sorts of talk of lathering and dipping and dripping--so never fear--but Dalila, Tatum, Gloria and Nikki do it with oh so much class. And glass...es...of wine. Lots...and lots...of wine...enjoy!

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