Alright so here's the thing: Clementine Ford. Is. Hot. Just read through my Season 5 & 6 L Word recaps and you'll see what I'm talkin' bout.
Tis true. Let's just lay that out on the table. But you know what? I don't even care that her eyes are like the color of a unicorn's heartbeat. And I really could care less than when she smiles, there is literally more light in the room, and I certainly don't give a damn that most of the time she says exactly what we're all thinking, but are afraid to say.
Hot? Whatever. The best dry humor EVER assembled in woman form? Pssh...dime a dozen. You know what's really important? Her mama. And her girlfriend. And her sexual orientation. Only important things about her EVER. *sigh* For the 20% of you who don't realize I'm being sarcastic, I will also say this: I am being...sarcastic.
Except for that part about her being all sorts of hot. Cause...I mean, just look:
3 comments:
Dear Arlan, I find your writing to be absolutely hilarious, witty, intelligent, and, well, mother effing awesome! You're absolutely amazing, and I, too, have still not stopped watching The L Word. Screw that Real L Word show. Those bitches iz crazy.
Hello! I echo what Susan said. I enjoy reading your blog. Very entertaining with oozing humor. Keep it up, girl! L Word rocks! ... and, yes, Clementine is hot! She has her own way of talking that I find sexy and makes me attracted to her. Celebrity crush is normal, right! ;)
Whats with the buzzer sound as she talks about "Shane"? Anyone a lipreader?
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