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Friday, May 22, 2009

Contrary to Popular Belief, the Woman at 1:08 is NOT Me;-)

You all know that I would step in front of a speeding marshmellow for my wifey, Katharine Mcphee. And as much as I'd like to totally kick it with the chick that comes to her rescue in this video, I have to squash the rumors that this is me RIGHT NOW.



That lady has a hell of a lot more style than I do.

Oh and I'm like you: I wish Mcphee had answered the same-sex question too. I think I speak for both of us--my wife and I--when I say that Katharine LOVES same-sex...sex. Marriage? I don't know...you'll have to ask her yourself.

P.S....I'm back! I know it's been a minute, and I'm sorry about leaving y'all, but I had to once again take care of some personal stuff. At least I left you with a message about lesbian porn for a monf, right? Right. Do me a solid and leave a comment if you're still out there.

19 comments:

EvolvingContradiction7 said...

LOL yea I dont think that is you... Maybe next time

elliB said...

Haha, that's awesome... but what door did she just shove your wifey through?!

Meg said...

I had a page long comment for you and the inter webz deleted it. Booooooo

WELCOME BACK!!!

shanel said...

lolz...man thas crazy

i love this especially when she says "i'll take ur head off too"...class

Miss Kris said...

That woman was scary, but ballsy!

But does Katherine McPhee honestly have all those people following her for a picture? I never even really heard of her, except for that house bunny movie.

Brooklynn said...

ha that woman was something but nope not you. I think you would've followed behind her at the door instead of pushing her in there. ;)

That woman was something tho!

Welcome Back too!

Toma Rodriguez said...

haha yeahh that totally doesnt look like you, but you know it'd be cool if it was. welcome back arlan. you were much missed.

Minnie-sota said...

That woman really gave the paparazzi what for!

Trihardist said...

Hurray! Missed you!

Natalie said...

Props to that woman, she kicked ass.

I can't imagine what it would be like to walk down the street surrounded by cameras and people shouting random questions at you. That's absolutely insane.

Glad to hear that you're back, and I hope you're doing well!

Anonymous said...

we're still here and so glad you're back! we love arlan!

The L-Turn said...

that women was awesome! and thank god you're back. I don't think I've had a good solid laugh since you left

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Anonymous said...

Arlan I'm so happy you're back!!!

SuperTex said...

glad you're back!

aimeetoons said...

that was FABulous!! *I got CHOO* ;-)

sooooo good to have you back!!!

music NERD said...

lmao!


that was hilarious... i missed you! i'm so glad your posting again. welcome back!

oh man i would pay good money to hear katherine mcphee's reaction to that lady.

RHEA said...

Dude...did that woman seriously kick one of those guys in the ass? That's so awesome :)

Anonymous said...

That woman doesn't look or sound anythign like you, haha :)

Anonymous said...

she didnt look homeless to me though... the fucking paparazzi totally disrupt order in the street, they dont let anyone wall or nothing, so probably that woman (a little crazaa hell yeah) saw a poor woman in danger and came to help :D