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Monday, October 02, 2006

there are no words...

right-e-o...my straight chick friend Shas sent me the link to this. i will now share it with you all.

a warning. do not watch this at work unless you have some REALLY laid back bosses. also, dont watch this in front of your parents, children or um...members of clergy.

also, watch it til the very end cause its awesome. its not exactly what you think...so you gotta watch all of it.

109 comments:

Anonymous said...

damn! i don't smoke cigars, but i might start now! lol

Anonymous said...

Actually, I have to say, I laughed pretty hard.

Anonymous said...

I'm with the first anonymous I might start smokin cigars......whew that was smokin' lol

Anonymous said...

damn i think i got wet by just looking at that!!! hehe!!!! that was soooooo sexy!!!!

zayne said...

omg that was soo funny! lol =)

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, that was THE GREATEST. Hilarious =-)

Anonymous said...

I was hoping it was a diet pepsi commercial. lol

Nice. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

my dear dear lord... it hurts

Anonymous said...

That was pretty funny! There is a commercial for Vespas, that although they are not naked women, it is very suggestive. Might want to try to find it on the web!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...yeah, I laughed a lot, too.

Anonymous said...

lmao. Does that qualify as "hand" rolling? Loved it!

Anonymous said...

wow. that was funny and awsome.

dearchicago said...

this had to be from Europe...damn I love me europeans

Meeks said...

That fricken was awsome!!

But for like a nano-second, I thought that was a turd on her chest!! And was like, WTF!?!?!

Sexy as hell Arlan...thanks for sharing.

Ana said...

Great stuff! makes me want to start smoking :D jejeje

Emeri said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kelsi said...

haha, that was pretty great. im gonna have to show a whole bunch of people that... over cigars.

Twins said...

OMG, that was brillant, thats from europe only them would do that....thats was jsut fucking great.. hehe

Twins said...

oh and I dont smoke cigars but damn that makes me almost want one if I get them 2 hehe

Anonymous said...

You know what happened to my breakfast, anyhoo.....

BLOODY HELL!

~ D

Anonymous said...

hahahaha sexy and funy ;)

Vanessa said...

hahahahaha sexy and funny!

Kayliegh said...

Lmao nice... I think I want me some of them cigars >>; Colts move over, sexier cigars to be had. xD.

Anonymous said...

WHERE THE HELL CAN I GET ONE!

Nicole! at The Disco
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Anonymous said...

i'm now going to start smoking cigars because that is just really fucking hot!

Vik said...

lmaooooooo!!! i was soooo waiting for that to be a commercial of some sort. that was the best.

Meglet said...

hell if cigars were rolled like that, hmmmmmmm. *bites lip* DAMN THAT WAS HOT!

~War~ said...

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
am lesbian:P

Anonymous said...

That was great!

Now, where do I sign up to work that job?

Anonymous said...

Hmm, maybe I should consider taking up smoking...

Anonymous said...

whoah... thats... yowzer... damn europeans... why cant they do that kind of stuff here... they get all the good shit.... i want sum...

that was hot... very... *burns self* even though i think that may not be hand rolled, but definately love

Anonymous said...

Wow that looks fun .....I think I'll take up smoking lol

Anonymous said...

omg that was hot!! post more of those :)

Anonymous said...

im going to have to agree with the chick under neth my...i dont smoke but watching that i think im going to start...lol

Anonymous said...

Utter and total hottness!!!

Anonymous said...

ive never smoked in my life but after that im pretty sure im going to start

dipblue said...

ok that was pretty funny and very very HOT!!! :P

Anonymous said...

what if u could just do that for a living that would be the life

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Anonymous said...

Hahaha that made my day!

Anonymous said...

if thats how you lay a cigar...can i be a cigar in my next life!!!!

t-dawwgg said...

thank you jesus...finally a cigar that the whole family can enjoy

—¤÷(`[¤*Clear Water*¤]´)÷¤— said...

BRILLIANT!! I nearly peed myself laughing that was awesome!

Karen said...

Very silly. lol

mommieweb said...

Best fucking commercial I have ever seen... First cam humor, then came arousal, then I had to view it again and the later feeling over came. Pure Fever! I would honestly take up smoking if I could roll ever single one like that!

Leah said...

OMG. I was really turned on and then I saw the cigar and my jaw just dropped. Oh. Em. Gee.

Anonymous said...

if those are rolled by lesbians that hot im going to start smoking cigars

Anonymous said...

I think I'm going to try that with my girl...hehe...cuz she's soooooooooo sexy! Now I'm all wet, just thinking about it...LOL

Gabby said...

i think ill be sending in a job application to be a cigar roller! aahahah...and ill take up smokin while im at it

Anonymous said...

ha that was funny! and really hott too ^.^

Anonymous said...

ENJOYED THAT VERY MUCH :)
IF THEIR ARE ANY OPENINGS TO HELP ROLL THEM CIGARS, I'M AVAILABLE TO HELP, FOR FREE THAT IS, NO NEED TO PAY ME "LOL:

Anonymous said...

OMG! I think I'll have to start smoking again...... DAYUM!!! That was sweet!!! Was the best i've seen!

Anonymous said...

that was hot... HOT

Anonymous said...

That was hot! :-D

Anonymous said...

That totally rocked my socks! LOL

Anonymous said...

so if i buy that brand of cigars do the girls come with them to roll them for me??????

Anonymous said...

whoa!...can someone hand me a freakin cigar please!!!??

Anonymous said...

wow. someone pass me a cigar please? ;P~

Anj said...

i won't start smoking cigars, i just want to help make them. with lots and lots of that love. ;D

Therese said...

OMG, lol

... and lol again

Anonymous said...

Damn, now that's somethin you can watch over an over again. I felt a lil tingle..heh.

Anonymous said...

mmmmm, i sure do love my cigars...and now i will enjoy them more! woohoo!!!

Anonymous said...

That was frickin' awesome...can I get a cigar now? ;)

Anonymous said...

um.

holy shit.

Anonymous said...

Video doesn't play - even after reloading?!

Astroguru said...

that's hot...very sensual. anyone want to try rolling a cigar with me? :)

A. Gamgee said...

~ LOL... thanks for sharing! it was awesome indeed! ;] Greetings from Panama!

A. Gamgee said...

Well... that was... *naughty grin*... interesting... ;] Greetings from Panama!

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmm mmmmmmmm forget the cigar ill just take the girls

mebifemxxx said...

Mmmmmm....soooo hott!
This video makes me wanna do something...

.....buy a cigar. lol

Suzy said...

very creative marketing team!!!

Anonymous said...

I want THAT cigar ^.^

Anonymous said...

this had to be from another country... lol!

Kim C said...

WOWWIE! I wish they allowed advertisements like this in England! It made me all hot under the collar! Thanks Arlan x

Anonymous said...

I kind of was hoping that it would be a commercial for Sharpie markers... idk why? but i had a sense of sharpie markers... :D lol

Anonymous said...

OMG! that's fucking hysterical!!! can i start rolling cigars for a living, please?!

Anonymous said...

i wish i was THAT cigar... prrrr

Elise said...

i was going to thank you for the porn...then i saw the cigar. any company who uses lesbian sex to promote their product really knows their shit...

Anonymous said...

That video is to funny, but yet hot in the same sentence.

Anonymous said...

Fuck, that got me hella horney!!!! now i wanna fuck a girl!!!! lol!

Kelsey said...

whoa....i was all, where is this going? (bc i was getting wicked excited and figured there was a catch) and then bam...a cigar....w0rd

Yasmin said...

thats so sexy!!!
i want a cigar!

rhondie said...

omg. fuck smokin em, i'm gunna go work for them!! thanks arlan

Anonymous said...

www.myspace.com/gayis_normal

Anonymous said...

omg!!!
that was sooooo sexy!!!
lol... a cigar! who would have thought... how come America can't have commercials like this?

Anonymous said...

heeeeelllllllllllllllll yeahhhh that is hot!! :D where can i get the link to that vid to put on may page?:) i'mnot a smoker,but gawwtt dayummmm that was one hot ad! :D

Danielle said...

that was hot..i think i just wet my panties alittle..can i get the link to that so i can add it to my page?

oh my, it's maggie said...

cigars.
and women on top of each other.

smokinnn'.
:o

Brandi said...

Yep, I'm ready for a smoke, now.

Anonymous said...

I was so turned on by that. I need to move to that country just for the commercials.

Ursula said...

I heart Arlan! Damn i gotta try this! Lol, thanx for sharing another one of your hilarious vblogs.

Anonymous said...

i can't see it! i wanna see!

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine coming up with that ad in a board meeting? They better have been promoted.
On a side note...I love being a lez.

Anonymous said...

that was fucking amazing! thats really all u can say...

aliiiiiisa said...

haha... now that hot..

amyxcore said...

haha...loves it.

luv2lik said...

SMOKING IS A BAD HABBIT BUT DAMN IF I WOULDN'T MIND BEING THAT CIG LOL.

RainaWeather said...

I think we can all agree, best commercial ever!!!!

Caia said...

WAAAAAAAAAAA :p

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

i can't see it... :/
can you post the link maybe?! :)

Mel said...

In that case, I think more products should be made with "love" =]

RainaWeather said...

oh, Europe.

mel4you said...

Wow. That was hotter than hot.

Miss Kris said...

Best. Commercial. Ever.

;]

Gabby said...

LOL.. I love it.. That was posted on my birthday!

Boo(b) said...

OMG loves it!!! almost as much as i love my arlan!!!

PirateIE said...

Oh, snap i don't smoke but were can i get a cigar like that! A cigar so sexy and smooth it makes ya wet! Gotta love that!

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christmas Christ on a crutch!!!!