(i swear there are boobs later in this post, if you make it through my rant.)
i buy my groceries at Target.
its the closest place for me to get to and since i dont have a car, its what works. they dont sell fruit or water, but really, who needs that? im sorta pissed that they dont sell hard liquor. but i make do with their wine selection. im always tempted to buy their wine in a box thingies. but what someone should REALLY create just for me is one of those juice boxes with the little straw that you poke thru, but with red wine instead of apple juice or whatever. id buy em 6 at a time and squeeze the shit out of those things.
anyway, since Target is so big, one thing i like to do to pass the time while im walking around it is to play a little game i created called "DYKE!"
the game is simple. i walk around. if i see a family with a daughter in it, i listen to their conversation for about 20 seconds, and figure out whether or not she's going to be a dyke. and then, if she is, i say internally, "DYKE!" and move on. try it sometime. its tons of fun.
but tonight my fun was interrupted by something...and i just wanna speak to yall for a second about it. i think anyone who is 12 or younger should NOT have a cell phone. they say its cause their parents wanna keep up with where they are, but i dont buy it. first of all, everytime i see a kid on a cell phone, theyre usually talkin to "bridget" or "josh". and that aint their mama. and second of all, if you're 12 or younger, you dont need to be walking around without your mama.
mama's: dont send your 11 year old daughter out with her 10 year old friends to go to Starbucks to get a venti double shot frap at 9:30 at night! and dont let her dress like that. those jeans are TOO tight. i dont care if they're bedazzled. there are perverts walking the streets.
also, little kids, STOP CURSING in public. i swear one day im gonna go on a spanking rampage up and down Target's aisles. you wont be able to stop me from givin' your kid a spanking. especially if the person theyre cursing at is YOU. get some goddamn control over that shit. dont have them fuckin' cursin' and shit. that shits fucked.
now...im back home...and things are ok. im on my period and i've had lots of chocolate, so the beast has been tamed for now.
im gonna go watch something sad and then watch some porn. just to wrap up the night.
while im doin that, you guys enjoy this...oh my...
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