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Monday, December 04, 2006

my big T*it* girl

its monday, so that means im going to yell at you to watch "Heroes" and "Studio 60" tonight. Heroes promises to be a BIG show. and speaking of "big"...um...this is from last night's "Big in '06 Awards" on VH1:

did he say "katharine mcphay?"

in all my gushing over katharine, i TOTALLY forgot to mention the fact that her big turnaround on American Idol was her rendition of um..."somewhere over the rainbow."

take a pause and let that marinate.

somewhere....over the fucking RAINBOW. kat mcphee. my wife who pretends to be straight. you mark my words: that bitch is gayer than this.

the Billboard Awards are also on tonight, so im thankin' the Mcphee gods that i have tivo. my wife is doing something on the awards. not sure what, but it doesnt really
matter. just WATCH for her! you guys know why.

on Thursday, hopefully ER will keep moving forward with this new storyline:


Weaver gets all the hot professional women over 40, dont she? damn. Weaver's got game. who'da thunk. if she was on the L Word, Tina would have had to hold on to her shit (aka Bette) like WHAT.

there's lots of gay flyin around the ER this season. (fine) gay younger brothers, the hot chick that starred in "Bend it Like Beckham" with Pouts Knightley (dont know which way she swings, but she's hot and the accent..OH MY)

, and Busy Phillips

who ive had a crush on since "Freaks and Geeks." no one can crash into a house on Thanksgiving like Audrey from "Dawson's Creek." she's hot, wearing a purple string around her wrist or not:-)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"gayer than this." (with the link.)

I don't know if I should be angry or what... I am a little embarrassed though. How did you find my blog? I'm really shy so that doesn't help.

Anyway, guess this'll make me famous for something. Here comes my 15mins! lol

Your Daily Lesbian Moment! said...

hey anonymous...when i first posted this blog a few minutes ago, i wrote the code for that link incorrectly. so when you clicked on it, it would bring up YOUR own myspace blog. no one else saw your blog...just you. this might have happened to several people.

now the code is fixed and when you click on the the word "this," it should take you to my blog.

i would never try to embarrass anyone (except the president) so im sorry if you thought i did. :-)

-arlan

Anonymous said...

he definitley said mcphay!

Anonymous said...

heroes... booo!!! we have to wait until jan 22nd... AHHH!! i'm going to die. ::dies::