WARNING: OBVIOUSLY CONTAINS SPOILERS!! THE POST DOES, AND THE COMMENTS PROBABLY WILL.
ok so check this out: i liked the episode. (green, im sorry....keep readin tho)
in fact, i cant really think of a better episode this season. which isnt saying much at all, but still. see i didnt really like season 2. dana and alice saved it for me. season 3 i didnt like. dana and alice and helena saved it for me.
and by season 4, it was just like...yeah lets just take what we can get. show me some titty. tittie? no...titty?? hmmm...
anyway, i felt more satisfied with this episode than i have for a long time. and i mean in and outside of tv viewing. thats unfortunate for me. but yeah...
shane fucking that one chick (i like to pretend to not know her name cause it pisses that one girl who commented last time off) fucking...that shit was hot. i wouldn't have cared if they'd have shown clips of the Pilsbury Doughboy masturbating to a picture of Aint Jemima between it, it was still HOT.
and the sign caper scene. i dont care if it couldnt have really happened. i dont care if they never showed how Bette got over things and through things and around things. she just magically appeared after alice and shane grunted their way through an obstacle course. i dont care. all i know is that i got to hear alice shriek and that shit was funny.
helena's still hot no matter what she does, but i had hoped they'd show her topless more in this episode.
kit didnt say anything crazy. angus didnt say...anything at 'tall. both things are wonderful.
jenny's hair was cool. i liked that they filmed at the Standard Hotel cause i felt like Paris Hilton for a few minutes knowing id been there before. there is a chick who swims in a giant fish tank in the lobby! its hot.
Tasha's hot. she should *do it* more often.
bette and jodi made me smile.
the beach made me smile.
helena saying "go fuck yourself" made me smile, AND it made me remember the time she said it to me. it was more of a command than a frustrated outburst then though.
here's what the L Worders should do next season:
-dont add any more characters unless its me.
-use my shirts in some scenes
-have sex and nudity in EVERY episode no matter what. that way, even if the writing sucks, we can at least get our money's worth. to make this abundantly clear: when in doubt, pop a tit out. when in fear, show some rear. when in question, show some helena masturbation. i know that doesnt rhyme, but dont worry about that. just show us some chicks DOING each other. (ooh, ooh, ok i could have said, "...show some lady erection.")
-spend less money and time on lighting and make up and wardrobe, and more time on storyline development, and showing us ass.
-give me a role as a lesbian blogger who falls in love with Alice once i hear about her ourchart site. then have me in a threesome with Alice and Helena. and pay me $100,000.
-if you cant arrange any of that, just send me a video of Leisha Hailey and Rachel Shelley saying they'd go gay for me.
-give Kit a gripping storyline like you did in Season 1.
-stop making Jenny so crazy. stop killing dogs and for the love of CHRIST, stop interrupting 3somes with her, marina and that chick from Alias. are you people MAD??
i think thats all...i'll add more later if i think of anything...