i recently explained the origin of my name in a comment on slo & green's blog. i was named after my mom's ex boyfriend. arlan is a dude's name. i am a gay chick. thats sorta ironical and shit. and yes i said "ironical." im not taking it down.
today i shook cyber hands with a lady who shares what has become my blessing and my curse. her name is....wait for it...
how hot is that? i dont know about you, but i think thats pretty fuckin' hot.
you know its like how Charlize Theron's close friends call her "Charlie." the mere thought of her answering to CHARLIE sets my pants afire. is "afire" a real word?
anywaaaayz...Kevyn Abernathy is a self-proclaimed "professional blogger" on AOL's gay & lesbian blog www.queersighted.com. there are 8 contributors to this blog, and Kevyn (hot name!) is the only lady-lovin-lady.
there's another chick on there, but she's straight, so she cant be trusted. *wink*
go to the site and check it out. its super gay and lots of fun. and we could all use some more AOL and Tylenol in our lives. couldnt we? man, i need a sponsor for this blog! *thinking...*
you know, my business cards say "professional lesbian." one day i hope to be a professional blogger as well. and a professional lady-pleaser. and a professional word-creator. and a professional cunnilinguist. hee.
thats it. im totally going to kinkos tomorrow and getting a business card made up that just says "Professional Cunnilinguist" with my phone number on the back. fuck yeah. we should all get some made! it can be our secret society. that wont be secret as soon as a bunch of lesbians walk into their local kinkos and get the cards made.