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Thursday, May 17, 2007

an important inBREASTigation...

ok im going to be honest with you guys. i like breasts. i like lookin' at em. i like thinking about them. i like touchin' em with my hands and face. much like Jo-Jo, i wanna juggle em, ya know, stuff with your boobs.

so im happy to be able to bring you a post thats both boobtacular AND educational. prepare yourself. we are going to be looking at bare boobs for a few minutes here. and while that's exciting, there's also a serious issue at...uh...hand. yes. i hope that everyone will do this exam on themselves today, and every day month like the good doctor suggests. make it a group activity, do it alone, film it, use props...whatever it takes to DO IT. i, for example, will be allowing the old ball-n-chain Mcphee to soap up my breasticles.

Dr. Steele: educational...and breastacular, all at the same time.



there's more info at: www.thefamilygp.com

and for those of you wanting to rid your breasts of pesky toxins by moving lymphs around (or somethin), try this one on for size:


and for the men watching, there's a video for you as well. i made the decision not to post the video here, because there are all sorts of nekkid boy parts...and theyre being squeezed and fondled. and as serious as this subject is, i couldn't subject my good lesbian friends to such torture. i love the men who read my blog and penises are a-ok (two thumbs up)...but i can't look at that video one more time. you boys go look at it though because its life saving information!

the testicular exam vid can be found by clicking HERE.<--

p.s. today's post has been brought to you by the words "inbreastigation" and "breasticles."

p.p.s. im sure it doesn't need to be said, but if anyone is having trouble with the technique or getting those hard to reach areas, you know you can come to me, and i will help. in fact, for the next week, i will keep my hands wet and soapy and i'll stand at my door waiting. you know im here for you. and your breasts.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

i love how he was so kind as to bring a "younger model" *cackle*

but thanks for putting that up. they were always really vague in health class on how to do breast exams. you're the best arlan!

Anonymous said...

it is good to learn and know. damn she has nice breastises lol hott

CRYSTAL said...

yea she is really hot, really, and now i know how to do a breast examine woohoo

Bianca said...

I am very glad she is taking good care of her breasts. :)

Adrienne said...

Wow she's so so so hot.
Yum

anna said...

notice how her left nipple goes hard after all the circling/rubbing? LOL>>> hot!

Anonymous said...

ya but i wish it was a female docotr who was doing the examination lol

Kae said...

How much hotter would it have been if that doctor was a chick. Like say.. Arlan or something =P

Savannah said...

Um...is it wrong that I was incredibly turned on by the close ups of the breasts and the rubbing parts? lol...seriously informative and hot, though I wish it was a female doc. too...thanks just the same ;)

Franchesca said...

wow, very educational...she likes it too, lol. but thanks for the video, it is instructive...

Michelle said...

I think I need more instructions you think the hot chick makes house calls . She can leave yhe good doctor behind. Thanks Arlan it's good to have someone remind us to care for ourselves I should have gotten a mam about 4 month ago I guess I need yo call and make aan apointment.