though i'm not a fan of Ray J.'s music, i am a fan of one hot lesbian lip-syncing his music to another hot lesbian...and then making out at the end. and filming it and letting me see it. 3 times.
(thank you to this chick <-- for sending in this clip!)
i have to go to an optometrist tomorrow to get more contacts. i'm thinking that while i'm in his waiting area, instead of flipping through People magazine or learning about the cornea, i'm going to pull up a chair right next to some lovely thang and start doing the same slick maneuver that was so elegantly demonstrated in the clip. i'll have to remember to bring my ipod and stop by 7-11 to get some of those little speakers they now sell there. i'll scope out the room...find a hot honey and then make my move. now the question is, what song to use?
i think the most appropriate song to play out of my recently purchased 7-11 ipod speakers at the optometrist's office to an unsuspecting, 30-something married mother of 2 would have to be........
"My Neck...My Back" <--
don't you think?
once i finish my 4 minute rendition of the song, complete with chair dancing and pussy poppin', i will drench the entire event in *class* (and *ass*, if you will) by suggesting that we hop on over to the Holiday Inn Select thats conveniently located across the street from the eye doc. we'll stop by the grocery store for some of that new warming K-Y thats sold next to tampons...pick up some wine in a box...and we'll be SET.
ladies, i think my LOOOONG drought will finally be over tomorrow.
ooh, but i better remember to actually get the contacts i went in for. hmm...someone text me to remind me?