...and that rhymed.
you know what? my friend shastina is the wind beneath my wings and my rock, all at the same time. her wings, carry my rock, on a day to day basis.
she just snail mailed me some tear outs from the Summer/Fall issue of Cosmo mag. The pictures are delicious, but the quotes are to die for...
One of the pull quotes reads: "I love wearing some of my boyfriend's stuff, especially his shirts."
My answer to that is: "Her boyfriend is a 40-year old dude. Her wife is a patient 26-year old tall drink of mocha named Arlan. And her boyfriend's stuff looks best when it's on my bedroom floor."
Another pull quote reads: "I can hang with the guys. My dad ended up with two girls, so I was as close as it came to a boy."
My answer to that is: "Uuuh huh. You ain't never lied. And I wish it said "gays" instead of "guys" and "boi" instead of "boy." Let's really help your dad out and make a real man outta ya. I have already jotted down 14 ways we can get started."
When will I stop posting about Mcphee? After our first child is born. Agreed? K.