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Saturday, September 01, 2007

Balls to the (fly on a) wall

Alright. It's a bit after midnight and I'm wide awake. It feels like its about 3pm right now. One day I will make it to bed before 3am. I'm certain of it.

I've found that the things I find on Youtube are always a bit different when I'm searching late at night. I guess thats because my search words are a little more colorful and random. I came across this interesting little diddy a few minutes ago.

There's a chick named Tammy Tavares who plays a character on "Days of Our Lives" named Dr. Karen Bader. Since "Days of Our Lives" is not "General Hospital," I have never seen it or heard of this woman. So I'm not sure how shocking this vid would be to fans of the show. I'm curious though. Almost as curious as these chicks are about doin' it with other chicks:

(From a home talk show called "Balls Out.")

Yeah as soon as they got into the farting nonsense about 4 or 5 minutes into it, I wanted to throw things at the screen and yell at them for ruining what was well on it's way to being a nicely formed lady-boner. But nooo, they had to go ruin it with farting and shitting and...whatever else they went on about. But let's forget about that.

Let's go back to the part where the chicks were talking about wanting to do other chicks...or having been done by other chicks in the past. If you take away all the other stuff at the end, you've got yourself one compelling talk show. And I for one would love to see more of it. They do have more of it...it just doesn't interest me all that much cause they go on about penises (or "pen-i," as I like to call plural penis) and boys and icky things that I don't relate to. It's good for some people I suppose, and if you wanna check it out, I got your peni right'ere: click.

Watching the (first part of the) vid got me thinking about when I was in high school and had fantasies about certain female teachers. Then that made me think about the fantasies I have about older women today. And when I say older, I'm not talking Cybil Shepard-boobies-on-top-of-Alice older. I'm talking like...you know, that 35-45 range. I'm 26 (btw: when did that happen??)...

What do you guys think? What sort of rules do you have for yourself when it comes to appropriate ages to date? Do you have a range? I like to say anywhere between 23 and 35 is good relationship range for me. I know from experience that dating anyone any younger is just asking for trouble. And dating anyone any older than that might get tricky a few years down the line when they're in their 40s and I'm just hittin 30. Yep, I've thought about this quite a bit. Have you?

Also, I might do a chick thats younger if she's really hot and legal. Wait. Did I say that out loud? Hmmm....Oh well you guys know plenty about me. Why stop now, right? Enough about me...tell me what your range is...and if you have specific reasons, share with the class. And don't give me that "age ain't nothin but a number" crap. Cause yeah, that's easy to say. But there are some real issues to consider when you're thinking about that. And if you're 50 and dating a 19 year old, while I don't like to judge love, there's just something creepy about it. I bet you Celine's oozebund is on his way to my house right now to slap my face with a silk glove and challenge me to a dew-well.

14 comments:

Nadja said...

Aweh, ranges..
I'm 18, going 19, and I have this thing with older women. There are actually just a handful of girls, younger than me, I would consider being my type.
Right now I'd probably stop at 30 though.
*ponders* I wouldn't mind Catherine Zeta-Jones in my bed though, and she's 37..
Ah well. I'm really consistent with my limits I guess. lol ;)

Kat said...

I'm 18, will be 19 in November, and I also have a thing for older women. I think my range would probably be something like 16 (since well I am 18) to about 30. I could even date older if I found a woman over 30 that I really had a connection with. Plus I have huge crushes on tons of actresses over 30 (especially Kate Walsh, who's almost 40!) so yeah.

Áine said...

I just turned 18. Anyone I've dated have either been a year older or a year younger than me (ok, I'll admit there was one dude older and one girl who was younger- theres not exactly anyone around here that you can date when you're young and lesbain *sad*)

Anonymous said...

yeah im 22 and i have a thing for older women too.. its just sexy that they have more experience and frankly i dont like immaturity and the drama with younger girls. there's something about successful women too like bette porter and addison.

Jericha said...

Well, I'm 19. I'd say I guess 17 to around 33...but it depends on the lady, of course. I especially love other nationalities...me being this redhead Irish lass...I like my ladies to have a bit of color and sass. That's kind of off topic, but I just love ladies....what can I say?

RavenNation said...

I'm 20, turning 21 next April (it's so far off). I don't really have a thing for older women...well, except for Leisha Hailey. I'd say 18-25 would be my range for dating. Sex, however, is another matter. As long as it's good, age doesn't really bother me, but I wouldn't go over 35 or so.

Sandy said...

i'm 26, and my wife is 42. i've never been with older women before her, but when we met, we just had this instant connection. we're complete opposites, but we complement each other very well. the moment i met her, i knew she was the one. we're still going strong, and it still feels like the first time every time. we now have a son together, and the world is just a perfect place. love is beautiful, isn't it? myspace.com/phrog70345

Rose said...

I'm 28 and my wife is 27, I like the fact that we were exposed to the same things growing up, we talk about shows we used to watch as kids like: Thundercats, Punky Brewster, and Jem! I don't think I could have a bond like the one I have with my wife, with someone that isn't near my age. Jem sealed the deal for us, cause after all she is outrageous, truly, truly, truly, outrageous.

ashleyroe said...

i know how much you enjoy kissing, and i stumbled across this video about kissing passionately.

however it is a male/female tutorial...i know bummer...

but i also happen to know how much you like girls with accents.and the narrator to the video has a british accent. enjoy!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NFOiGsEIP30

Mia & Paul said...

I'm 19 and the oldest woman I've dated/kissed is 32. At first it didn't seem all that creepy until I REALLY started thinking about it. But then I thought about it some more and realized that when I'm 32 I'll probably still find 19 year olds attractive.
So I guess my "range" is 18-32.

Amanda said...

Ha,

Well Arlan it looks like most of your viewers are under your range (oh well). I myself am 18 and am out to everyone at college. It's interesting to see the prejudice the 20 and up people hold over the 18-19 year olds. They don't want to date you, they think you don't know what you want; it just goes on and on. It makes me kind of upset because I believe myself to be more mature than your average 18 year old and wanting a serious relationship but no one older wants to even give you a chance. Finally after waiting so many years for people to take you seriously you still have to wait. Just a little disappointing.

Kae said...

I have a 5 year range. I will NOT date anyone more than 2 years younger than me, and I will not date anyone more than 3 years older than me. I'm only 19, so dating someone in the mid 20s - 30s is a huge difference in maturity and aspiration etc...

Kat said...

Amanda, I don't know if you'll read the comments after yours, but I definitely get how you feel (considering I'm the same age).

Anonymous said...

I know this is an oldass post. But let me remind people of 2011. The great Jennifer Beals is turning 48 this year. And if every woman looked like her nearing fifty I think everybody's range would change.