Thursday, March 20, 2008
I told y'all Ellen was getting gayer with each episode, didn't I?? And today she helped prove it by having Margaret Cho as a guest. She also had Pamela Anderson, who I consider bi-by-association.
What's hotter than an Obama/Clinton ticket? A Degeneres/Cho ticket! I mean how hot would it be if those two lesbotrons went on tour together? Throw Roseanne, Janeane Garafalo, Sarah Silverman, Kathy Griffin, and Tig Nataro on the bill and make it a the Lilith Fair for comedians and I think every gay person ALIVE's head would simultaneously explode upon hearing the news. All I ask is that they take me with them as their traveling life coach or groupie wrangler...or to simply brush Portia's hair each night on the tour bus. I'd walk around all day wearing one of these: and I'd show Portia what she'd look like with corn rows. It'd be 24-hour, 7 day a week hotness...on wheels.
Friday's guest? Marlee Matlin. Yep I'm telling you, if you stopped watching Ellen cause you thought it was getting too predictable, now's the time to start tuning in again. Tivo that biotch. Ya heard.
Posted by arlan at 4:45 PM