Ok, hear me out before you judge me. So yeah, there's totally a guy filming this and there are totally guys using flash photography in the background and making comments. And yes the girl on the right sometimes appears to be falling asleep, they're both wasted, and around the 3rd minute of the vid, there's an intoxicated/surprised girl off camera that sounds like a chicken or some sort of pigeon being strangled.
And I hear your sighs and see your eyes rolling...but I stand here today and ask you this: Is it wrong for a couple of cute (and of age! I checked!) Polish ladies to decide to devour each other's tongues for 3 whole minutes and let us witness it? NAY, I say. Or whatever the word for "noooo!" is in Polish. I say that too.
Here's the thing: watching two girls make out is probably one of the best things God and Oprah ever invented. And I am not only grateful to them for inventing it, I'm proud of them. Cause I know sometimes God and Oprah disagree (but you know who gets their way when they do)..this time though, they thought of the bigger picture. They thought of Little Arlan Hamilton in RollingStone, America who has dreams. Dreams of cute Polish ladies touchin' each other's boobs in a poorly lit bedroom at some dude name Jaco's "house party" one night.
I think we should start thanking Oprah's left boob for some of the pretty things in life. What do you think? I bet Oprah's left boob could fire you at your job right now if it wanted. Like if I effed up Oprah's order at KFC or something one day (I dont work there, but if I did, you see)...I think Oprah's so powerful, she wouldn't even have to say anything or lift a finger to make a complaint. She'd just delegate one of her boobs--in this case the left one cause the right one would be transcribing an interview or somethin--and ol' Lefty would just get to firin'.