Blog Archive

Friday, August 20, 2010

I Refuse To Use a Song Title For This Post!

Alright so here's the thing: Clementine Ford. Is. Hot. Just read through my Season 5 & 6 L Word recaps and you'll see what I'm talkin' bout.

Tis true. Let's just lay that out on the table. But you know what? I don't even care that her eyes are like the color of a unicorn's heartbeat. And I really could care less than when she smiles, there is literally more light in the room, and I certainly don't give a damn that most of the time she says exactly what we're all thinking, but are afraid to say.

Hot? Whatever. The best dry humor EVER assembled in woman form? Pssh...dime a dozen. You know what's really important? Her mama. And her girlfriend. And her sexual orientation. Only important things about her EVER. *sigh* For the 20% of you who don't realize I'm being sarcastic, I will also say this: I am being...sarcastic.

Except for that part about her being all sorts of hot. Cause...I mean, just look:



Clementine is calling this her FAVORITE interview she's ever done:-) And my lesbian spidey senses are telling me that the interviewer is Sarah Paulson's sister (they have the same last name and look identical...I am...a frickin' genius!) so bonus!!

You can see Clementine on daytime's Young & the Restless and in the upcoming film GIRLTRASH: All Night Long.

Follow Clementine on Twitter here: twitter.com/dirtyballerina

3 comments:

Susan said...

Dear Arlan, I find your writing to be absolutely hilarious, witty, intelligent, and, well, mother effing awesome! You're absolutely amazing, and I, too, have still not stopped watching The L Word. Screw that Real L Word show. Those bitches iz crazy.

Anonymous said...

Hello! I echo what Susan said. I enjoy reading your blog. Very entertaining with oozing humor. Keep it up, girl! L Word rocks! ... and, yes, Clementine is hot! She has her own way of talking that I find sexy and makes me attracted to her. Celebrity crush is normal, right! ;)

Anonymous said...

Whats with the buzzer sound as she talks about "Shane"? Anyone a lipreader?