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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Lesbian Bed Theft

Im not sure who these people are or why they seem like they've got the weight of the world on their shoulders, but I am sure of one thing: that blonde one is gonna help that brunette one take the clothes off of her shoulders to help lessen the burden.

From what I can gather, there's a "Bo," here and there's a "Lauren." Seems as if this is some sort of Canadian situation (see, I can read the HELL out of a youtube description), with solid acting and an interesting storyline. Oh and also, they totally DO IT in a sec here. So go 'head, pay no mind to the storyline, and get your "whats all this?" and "oh ok, nevermind, doesnt matter, they're DOIN' it" on.

Now towards the end there, when they're on that righteous bed, I was reminded of one of the love scenes in a little tear jerker called "Fingersmith." They too had a righteous bed upon which to she-produce. I have therefore decided that a ridiculously large, columned bed with some sort of ornate drapery will be my next large purchase. My last large purchase was a non-$5 footlong at Subway--yeah I splurged, but sometimes a lady has to take herself out on a date, ya know?.

I will place the bed in the middle of my living room, and I will give it a name that I'd give one of my yachts, like "The So Fly Zone" or "Florence Get-Some-Tail." ...and, as you might have suspected, it will be glorious.
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1 comment:

Edilma said...

Lost Girl! I love this show