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Saturday, November 04, 2006

we need an all lesbian "Real World"

this lovely lady was kind enough to send me the clip im going to share with you today.

i'll admit im a Real World fan. i even watch the challenges. cant help myself. but seriously, the Denver season looks SO horrible. it really does. of course i've said that about every season since Season 4 in London when i just see the ads for them. then i end up watchng the first episode just to make fun of it. and then something draws me in and 13 weeks later, i know these random bastards by name. there have been plenty of seasons that did suck though. i'd have to say Boston was my least favorite. 1st, 3rd and 4th were the best. i did enjoy this last season in Key West. kept hoping and hoping for a tender Paula/Svetlana make out session. but got nothin. oh well...Svetlana's hot, aint she??

aaaaanyway...when i got this clip (i get looots of clips sent to me every day and i do watch em all) i saw hottub + real world = oh no. and while it is just another Trishellesque trashy moment, there's somethin about it that i like. and i loooove the fact that the dude is being ignored harder than ive ever seen a dude get ignored. that is some funny shit. dude, just shut your ass up and WATCH! i think the only reason they stopped (and it wasnt cause there were cameras) was that they couldnt get his punkass voice out of their heads long enough to enjoy it.

i am not telling you to watch this season. i probably wont. but this is a lesbian moment. however trashy, staged and trite...its sorta hot!



i think i should get together with Ruth Selwyn (of lizzy the lezzy fame) and katherine brooks (of "loving annabelle" & reality tv directing fame) and produce a reality show where there are 5 lesbians, a questioning/bicurious chick, and a straighty. now THAT would be somethin to watch. who's with me?? hey if i cant make it happen, maybe i can just "audition" chicks;-)

21 comments:

maggie said...

I'd be happy to audition for your Real World show. I'd have to be one of the lesbians.

Renegade Pilgrim said...

I could be the straight girl. That would be fun!

Jay~Jay said...

ill be in it ill be one of the lezzies just post the audition dates ;D

Anonymous said...

wow, that guy ::almost:: ruined that clip.

Anonymous said...

hahaha, the dude was funny. That's almost enough to make me watch the show... almost.
Her country accent was like whoa.

Also, I would love to both audition for and film your show. :):):):)

xoxo

Lisa said...

i'm in for a lesbian role. i'd add the quiet, brooding, butchy element. how could you resist? by the way, that idea's hilarious :D. and... nice clip :).

Duckie said...

it would be quite reaLEZtic xD
anyway its a great idea lol can i joint the team :D hehehe it woudl so rock

Anonymous said...

I'm down for being the questioning/bicurious chick haha!!!! I'd make the show something worth watching hehe.

Anonymous said...

fuck yes that was awsome, you are great, and dude i have always wished like all the girls were lesbians on the show thatd be awsome

Anonymous said...

hey i know why there arent more lesbians or even bi chicks, because mostly girls watch the show, and seeing the comments and hearing a lot of girls talk they absoultly do not want to see lesbians and it "grosses them out", i believe it, cause i know when the OC aired with the lesbians all the little preppy girls that watched it where all grossed out

Anonymous said...

watching this made me remember why I am a lesbian! Why couldn't he just shut up and let us enjoy the moment?

kristen said...

omg i'd so try out for your show =]

LaSunset said...

I'd audition too!

Heather said...

Count me in for this show. I can be the wierd, quirky lesbian with bad hair. Oooh.

Arlan for president.
She makes all queer dreams come true.

Or she would.
Right?
You would?

<3

Anonymous said...

i must say i enjoy your blog everyday and thanks.. and ill audition or help you audition the girls for it...

Shannon said...

Things that make you go mmmm: two bicurious girls making out. Now I'll definently have to watch the show.

actionwoman said...

Loved your blog (as always!!). Every new Real World, I vow NOT to watch such mindless crap. Absolutely impossible now that I've watched that clip. Thanks again, Arlan!! Your commentary is so funny, I swear each new season I go through the same thing! ONly missed 3 or 4 seasons ever (Miami, London, New York #2, ??). I agree with your top season picks, #1 is the best. Loved Las Vegas (even though I denied it the whole way) and loved the one in L.A./Venice (cuz of Beth #2 of course ;). Found some really boring and offensive (American brats in Paris and the one right before Key West- so boring I forgot where they were). Overall, just another 30 year old still addicted to the Real World. They should do a Real World - 30something. I'll play the married bi-woman who loves sex :) Thanks for stirring up all these ideas. . .lol

Anonymous said...

im down for the real world lez style...haha that would be the best show ever!!
...while watchin that clip i was like DUDE!! shut the fuck up!! but besides the annoying guy its an awsome clip
...and as always, cant get enough of the daily gay..

=)

Kristina said...

yeahhhh that would be soooo awsome! I dont mind to do that * and even i am deaf too * that would be double awsome! hehehehe

tams said...

I have always wanted to be on that show...i tend to always watch every season even though i know i will be diappointed too...gosh i wish they would have some real lesbians on that show and your idea of an all lesbian show is hottness...i would love to watch it ....wait be on it would be much better...

syd said...

I'll be the questioning/bicurious girl. That is one hot lesbian make out scene. Those girls were really into it, not just trying to be sexy for the guys sake. Makes me want to try it! ;0