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Monday, December 25, 2006

i want a lesbian for christmas. anyone interested?

here's a little gift from your neighborhood lesbian elf. merry christmas or whatever it is that you do! :-) -arlan


Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings...

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles...

Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings...

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes...

Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes...
Silver white winters that melt into springs...

When the dog bites...

When the bee stings...

When I'm feeling sad...
I simply remember my favorite things...


And then I don't feel so bad...

21 comments:

Sam said...

Merry Bloody Christmas to you Arlan, that was a great way to finish my christmas day.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Arlan, and best wishes throuout the holidays. You sure know how to brighten a gals day, ;)

Sashasan said...

Great Stuff. I was so distracted I got a little lost in time (In a good way).
Definitely Tip Jar worthy!!!!
Sasha

Ruari said...

Wow Arlan. That made my christmas. <333

Mary said...

This has pretty much been the best Christmas ever. Thank you.
:)

Anonymous said...

dddddd- damn!
everything a little lesbian could ever want!

viper said...

you know?? we didn't have a chrisrmas this year so i was kinda upset.. until i found this fabulious blog!! its awsome!! you should send more like this more often!!

kristen said...

pretty much the best post ever =]

Anonymous said...

you are my GOD. shit. <3 <3
~ Amy from myspace

Meeks said...

Oh man! That was the best christmas present a lezzie could get!

Thanks Arlan, that really made what was a lame-ass day, a HOT SEXY day!!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Arlan. :)

Anonymous said...

Wow!!! Amazing videos!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Arlan! Thank God for Arlan Claus - that was a damn good present :) but I have to say that being that turned on on Christmas felt kinda wrong ;)

Anonymous said...

This is like the best christmas gift ever!! Thanks!!!

Anonymous said...

You know how to make a woman want more...thanks so much!! I know christmas is over but Happy New Year!!

Anonymous said...

That was the best Christmas present thank you for that.

Anonymous said...

That was the best Christmas gift i've gotten...EVER! So, what are you getting me for my birthday? Haha, just kidding. If I had money, i'd tip you..but maybe i'll just send you a comment full of love on myspace.

Brian said...

Whew! Nice! Too bad you are in Southern California Arlan, else we could have a The L Word watching party!! lmao

--Brian
myspace.com/neutrino78x

dopedupdawl said...

man... Arlan, sometimes you just make my day :)

Your Daily Lesbian Moment! said...

yay im glad everyone is enjoying this post. ive watched it all the way through like...3 times i think;-)

Anonymous said...

What a great present, Arlan! Watched it late, but still..a great Christmas present. ;) Thanks. ;D