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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Lezly Lu & the case of the hungry Hungarians

UPDATE 12/14: aw, they took this vid down and i cant find another version of it. im sorry...i'll keep lookin...

fake Hungarian porn lesbians and i have so much in common. like our obsession with brushing our teeth while wearing our little panties, um...lets see...oh yeah, our dramatic pauses. i do the dramatic pause thing ALL the time. and usually there are 2 cameramen in each room of my apartment...

...and in this clip, its like they read my diary entry the day i first met Katharine Mcphee backstage @ American Idol! she too was new to this, and her "girlfriend" at the time was Pickler. so i showed her the ropes, like so:


moments later, i sent Mcphee out on stage to sing an Elvis song. which is why she was SO chipper that night. remember?

my favorite part of that clip is when the one girl asks the other "you haven't done pictures before?" and she says "nope." and then two seconds later, she says, "ive done nude pictures." so perhaps she thought the girl meant like...family pictures. or landscape photography for a college class.

after watching the second half of this thing 3 or 4 times (for research, people...research!)...i once again realized why its better to be a lesbian, than to not...be a lesbian.

that reminds me! how many straight girls read this blog? if youre a straight chick, leave a comment or send me a personal message. im just curious.

like you.

;-)

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

awsome!

Anonymous said...

i'm a straight girl [i think... maybe...] and i read your blog :)

arlan said...

kelly, very cool:-) i like the questioning in your answer though. thats a beautiful thing. you wait as long as you need to to figure it all out and in the meantime, perv on the blog. its your god-given right as a woman! :-)

Anonymous said...

I love your blog, Arlan - but you know that already because I told you before. And now that you're asking - I am straight but your blog gets me a bit confused about that sometimes because it's THAT good. Keep on writing and tell Katherine Hi from me.

Spaz said...

Well, when I first came across your little blog here I was convinced of my straight-hood. Yes it's a word. Since then I've come a long way and I'm pretty sure that guys just aren't for me. But I'm steering clear of the labels for the moment.

P.S. I love your blog...oh and you gave me McPheever, and I don't even get American Idol here beneath this rock I live under.

Anonymous said...

I'm a straight girl, too, but have to admit I am a little curious. I find that the lesbian community is not too friendly towards those of us who are curious or bi-sexual. I understand "why" but it makes me less likely to see if it is more than curiousity.

Anonymous said...

Hi, this is the 1st time i write here and... dont really know but all this weekend have been such a twister, i've been deeply thinkin' about my sexual preferences... uhm... I just re-found my L word-tvshow and i realize y love watching it and ,,, DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN! I have always thought about this very probably bi-sexuality in me... I love boys and i live as a straight but i usually think it is because of my family cultural rules =/... on the other hand, i've been really attracted to other girls before, and i feel like is mutual.. dont know, i just hope this goes to somewhere soon...
my head is a chaos but i enjoy discovering...
thanks 4 reading and i'll be reading back too!
xoxo.

Anonymous said...

i'm a straight girl with two gay moms and i love your blog...its like the funniest part of my day

Anonymous said...

WOW!....thats all i have to say haha

Anonymous said...

I have always been straight, just recently I started talking to a girl though. Dont know where it is headed.. I stumbled upon your blog a little while back and now I get on it everyday...love it.

Megs said...

Let's see, I think I was always a lil curious, then finally met a woman that turned me from curious to bi...I think that's probably where I'll stay, I like it here on the fence...and I love your blog...and the L Word :)

Baer said...

LOL... weird to hear porn chicks speak Hungarian... I've only ever heard my family speak it.. hahaha

Anonymous said...

I'm straight...in public. ha. I fecking love your blog, arlan. its most entertaining. =] keep it up.

Anonymous said...

Umm...I'm a raging dyke...but I thought I would leave a comment anyway.

And you beautiful questioning straighties out there, never fear. I, for one, have nothing against straighty experimentation. I'm happy to oblige. :]

Anonymous said...

I dont like labels, but at the moment girls are definateky more attractive and sexier than men! Hopefully in college i can embrace my attraction to women more openly...but my relationships with women have been the best ever!

L. said...

I'm bi but I've never dated a woman before (yet). It almost happened recently, but then she had personal problems that prevented it from happening. Fun blog.:)

Anonymous said...

curious bi here.

Anonymous said...

The video isn't available anymore :(