UPDATE 12/14: aw, they took this vid down and i cant find another version of it. im sorry...i'll keep lookin...
fake Hungarian porn lesbians and i have so much in common. like our obsession with brushing our teeth while wearing our little panties, um...lets see...oh yeah, our dramatic pauses. i do the dramatic pause thing ALL the time. and usually there are 2 cameramen in each room of my apartment...
...and in this clip, its like they read my diary entry the day i first met Katharine Mcphee backstage @ American Idol! she too was new to this, and her "girlfriend" at the time was Pickler. so i showed her the ropes, like so:
moments later, i sent Mcphee out on stage to sing an Elvis song. which is why she was SO chipper that night. remember?
my favorite part of that clip is when the one girl asks the other "you haven't done pictures before?" and she says "nope." and then two seconds later, she says, "ive done nude pictures." so perhaps she thought the girl meant like...family pictures. or landscape photography for a college class.
after watching the second half of this thing 3 or 4 times (for research, people...research!)...i once again realized why its better to be a lesbian, than to not...be a lesbian.
that reminds me! how many straight girls read this blog? if youre a straight chick, leave a comment or send me a personal message. im just curious.