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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Who Wants to be a Lesbian?

so im sitting here thinking, i want something that combines a few of my favorite things: gambling, screaming announcers, lesbians, lesbians kissing, pickled onions, and lesbians.

...and i also want to not understand whats going on for 2 whole minutes. and i want to not be attracted to the lesbians, as to not cloud my gambling judgement.

this is what i got:


now this is what im thinking...i host a game show with this same premise. except the onion is a peppermint, the girls are hot and actual lesbians, and it all happens in my bedroom. and there are 6 or 7 (un)dress(ed) rehearsals before each episode. i say we hold a blind raffle on myspace once a week with all of your names in it right...and choose 10 or so girls to come to my apartment, take off your clothes, and play this game.

and the announcer is a british woman.

and Mcphee is my co-host. and we do it at the end of each episode.

and we post it here for everyone at home to see. except for the part where Mcphee and i do it. cause thats for our personal vid collection.

the part where 10 of you ladies reading come to my house, take off your clothes and pass a peppermint around by tongue-kissin' each other...well thats for public consumption...

and for me to take to my 10-year high school reunion. the dvd of those highlights in one hand, Mcphee in the other...who's yo daddy NOW, prom queen??

6 comments:

mel said...

that is the greatest idea i've ever heard.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely, sign me up:) I don't have to be the announcer just coz I'm British tho, do I?

Lilly said...

Hey, I was the prom queen and I would do absolutely the same thing! Not all the prom queens were skinny, blonde straight girls! hahaha

Shari said...

Now thats a game show I would watch!! (or be involved in hahaha)
I have some peppermints ;)

Anonymous said...

Alright!!! My name is spelled..x...e...n...

Delicious said...

I'm available, and good with my tongue. Where do you live?