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Thursday, January 18, 2007

my ode to bisexuals

my shoutout to the bisexuals who read my blog. i know youre out there cause youre always bein' all bisexual and stuff...bisexually reading my blog. bisexually writing to me each day. bisexually asking me bisexual questions. i love you. and i think its time we all got together as brothers and sisters...united in the same cause. that of: DANCE.

so turn yo' speakers up and dance around the room. i dont care if youre at work, at home, at your bisexual daughter's restaurant, or under the covers, you gots to DANCE right now.

yes, even you lesbians can join in on this one. you there, straight boy in the corner, pull your pants up and dance. DANCE i said:


whew! havent had a chance to bust out my glow stick in SUCH a long time. thanks jay and jane!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Typically I'm not a huge fan of the bisexual community,
but this song is totally ass-shaking good.

Anonymous said...

Love it bloody awesome!

Anonymous said...

Finally! someone who wont auto-blame the bi's

pinkpassion7525 said...

great song, love it!

C.I. Crenshaw said...

Awesome! It's nice to know some people dont bi-bash. You rock Arlan!

Art Junkie! said...

Arlan, cousin, its about time we Bisexuals got some love. Ahhh, it feels good and this song is the ShizNit! Its on myspace too.

east of madagascar said...

poo on amanda. what would you think if someone wrote "i'm not such a big fan off the gays!"
hmph. i scoff at you and your homo-superiority complex.
any how, im you just haven't been eaten out by a biwoman yet. that will change everything.

remember: bidykes like pussy just as much as the rest of yall fools.
hmmm, pussy....

arlan said...

mmmm...pussy...

Anonymous said...

LOL no comment!

Anonymous said...

guess who's favorite song this was in high school?

I bet you guessed right.

Anonymous said...

haha i used to LOVE this song in middle school...i would only hear it when i came to the US (they would NEVER play that in the bahamas [my hometown]....NEVER).

...nonetheless after middle school i came clean w/ myself that i'm definitely more into doing jane. hehe. jane and arlan....hehe. jane can watch and be jealous. ;-)

Anonymous said...

this song is fucking great

Anonymous said...

this song is soooo great

minna said...

aww arlan, i'm right there with ya, glow stick and all... although i've never heard this song before.. lol

Unknown said...

I don't have to make a choice; I like girls and I like boys!

riese said...

moribelle--nice peaches quote!

yay for bisexuals!!! tell them all to take the survey for the book i am writing all about us!

http://s-m9co1-1680.sgizmo.com

thanks for lookin out.

everybodys always asking
are you in or are you out
and i think hey whats this all about
tonight you can't put me
up on any shelf
well i came here alone
and i'm gonna leave by myself
-ani

Anonymous said...

thanks, Arlan for being all inclusive and thanks to East of Madagascar for calling out Amanda's hateful comment. Bisexual girls need love (and support) too!!

Anonymous said...

Whoa!! Flashback, haven't heard this in a looong time.