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Monday, February 05, 2007

a lot of people think im a lesbian...

...and they're right.

but this is still funny and maybe some (JUST some) of you guys can relate to this:


see more @ youtube.com/MeghanHounshell

so that brings me to my next topic du jour (see how im already gettin' all french canadian on you guys?)...do any of you have a female friend that you just KNOW is gay but you think she's in denial city? like its not even one of those, "oh i wish she were gay..." type things. its like...shes SO gay. and youre like, "hey cynthia. its cold outside. let me open the closet and get your coat, your gloves and your sexual preference before we leave the house."

discuss...

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is just too funny!

serialDater said...

man dat really is some funny shit

Anonymous said...

Haha I totally have a friend like that. I'm going to have to use that line. That made me laugh out loud.

Oh, and the video was great, too. :)

Anonymous said...

That video is funny wow.. Im so that girl. My friends tell me everyday I should just come out of the closet already but Im not a lesbian. I can't blame them for thinking so I mean I watch the L word.. Im subscribed to this blog... I've gone farther with any grrl than any guy... I listen to Ani Difranco.. wait.. I am gay jezzus..

Allie said...

I tottaaalllly have a Cynthia... & she's quite comfy in that closet of hers.

Anonymous said...

haha that song was hilarious.

and i totally have a friend like that. she even says things like "girls kiss so much better than guys" and "boys are disgusting" but still - very far in that closet, no matter how hard i try to convince her!!!!

Anonymous said...

LMFAO! thats brillliant! i love it! so funny =D x

JaG said...

Thank you so much for posting this!! Funny!!

daisyp said...

NICE video. so funny.

i used to be the 'Cynthia'!!!!
then i came out and everyone was like 'yeah...and?? bout freakin time!!'

thanks arlan! x

Mindy Monde said...

I hate that... I have a friend who I have known for 7 years now and the whole time I knew that she was a lesbian... I recently came out as being bi, and leaning towards women, and my friend still sits and says that she doesn't know... I personally feel that "doesn't know" means "I-really-am-but-don't-want-to-admit-it-because-I'm-afraid-of-what-people-will-think"... GRRR

adrienne said...

Montreal is amazing. And there's PLENTY of gay places there. Try Complexe Sky. It's downtown and super fun.
I'm jealous - I wanna live there starting today but no such luck.

Tamara said...

This video/song is rather humorous.

The girl i like is actually that way. She has never said "i'm not a lesbian", but prefers to not label herself. If she does use a label, it's heterofexible. She admits to liking me though, which is one step in the lesbian direction, if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

my whole family (and my friends from school who met her) think my best friend is gay...first, she totally "acts" the part and second, the biggie, is that she got really jealous of my (now ex) girlfriend who lives in florida

Anonymous said...

I used to have this co-worker who fit EVERY stereotype for a lesbian. We all knew it. Even the customers would comment. This little old lady once said "I wouldn't mind if she's a lesbian, but she just needs to come out already." It was all I could do not to pee my pants.

Guardiyan said...

Amazing that you bring this up. I know one such girl. Yes, true, she's gorgeous and it could just be wishful thinking but... short hair, state trooper, former military, softball player... she even has Melissa Ferrick on her myspace. You're right... maybe I'm just reading into it.

malarkey said...

I have a friend like that.
She looks gay, acts gay, is gay. But that's the shy, supressed character that makes her say I AM NOT.

But we all KNOW.
And one day I'm going to uncover her gayness.

Anonymous said...

LOL I am Cynthia. Yeah.