"i dont think ive seen chicks kissin on the blog in at least 3 days and that is NOT acceptable." - blog reader named 'arlan'
im building up to the porn post...you guys just sit tight. (hee)
so i was thinking about kissing again (still) today. you know when its been a WHILE since youve kissed a chick, you think about it a lot. as well as *ahem* other things. so this is the post where you get to vent your frustrations about not gettin' any in a while. anyone who's currently gettin' plenty, y'all shut y'alls cake-holes for a few mins ok? we dont need no braggin' in the comments. we dont need to hear about how you get to go down on your girl whenever you feel like it. we dont need to see pictures, that are sent to me at myspace.com/idgogayforangelina , and marked "urgent: for arlan's eyes only." we dont need you to call my cell phone and slowly describe what you did last night...using graphic language and colorful terminology.
and we certainly do NOT need video footage sent privately to me.
*today's post has been brought to you by the letters J & T, fridges gettin cleaned, tanned & wet boobs, and *fuckin' powerpoint!*
oh and p.s. this ain't bad either...