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Friday, March 16, 2007

mmm...mmmmm...mmmm: thats what it sounds like.

"i dont think ive seen chicks kissin on the blog in at least 3 days and that is NOT acceptable." - blog reader named 'arlan'

:-)



im building up to the porn post...you guys just sit tight. (hee)

so i was thinking about kissing again (still) today. you know when its been a WHILE since youve kissed a chick, you think about it a lot. as well as *ahem* other things. so this is the post where you get to vent your frustrations about not gettin' any in a while. anyone who's currently gettin' plenty, y'all shut y'alls cake-holes for a few mins ok? we dont need no braggin' in the comments. we dont need to hear about how you get to go down on your girl whenever you feel like it. we dont need to see pictures, that are sent to me at myspace.com/idgogayforangelina , and marked "urgent: for arlan's eyes only." we dont need you to call my cell phone and slowly describe what you did last night...using graphic language and colorful terminology.

and we certainly do NOT need video footage sent privately to me.

nope.

*today's post has been brought to you by the letters J & T, fridges gettin cleaned, tanned & wet boobs, and *fuckin' powerpoint!*

oh and p.s. this ain't bad either...

16 comments:

jescas said...

ohhh i like this vid....fridge cleaning huh? oh my...maybe a powerpoint should be done ABOUT fridge cleaning.

Lonely -n- Tampa said...

i havent gotten any in far too long.. ive got a date tonight! so hopefully tonights the night, for some action any action.
ha, im 21 single and cute. wtf is wrong with this picture?!? (and mentally stable.. ha)

The Promo Homo said...

I think working in adult stores for three years has made me extremely jaded towards any kind of adult video...

How sad, huh?

The first one was a little boring. The second one started out awesome until the brunette basically starting lapping her face like a Saint Bernard.

But who am I to bitch? It's been about 8 months now and I *love* making out.

Anonymous said...

my god, it's like watching straight porn. these chicks are horrible kissers. and i don't know any lesbians who look like that. jeez, what a shame. it reminds me of making out with a guy, just not as smelly. haha

lizp@nts said...

Neither of them are gay... did you see how long their nails were??? I don't know about you, but THOSE are not going down there!

Anonymous said...

First one was pretty good but on the second one. who taught those girls hpw to kiss! If a girl ever kisses me like that I'm so out of there.

Anonymous said...

Lol, i love that someone else checks out the nails too to see whether they are bonefida lezzies!! And Arlan i recommend a clip, "Girls Kissing 03" or "01" i can't remember which one was ok...but it should be the next featured :-)...it's probably horrible of me but i just wish you could stop men from watching the same stuff as we do, they always make such nasty/gross comments!

Sarah said...

man I hate lesbian porn is so fucking cheesey, why can't they ever get some real lesbians to make out.. damn them.

Oh and I've been single now for 8 months, it's taken me that long to get over my ex but i'm now ready to get it on... i've missed making out and the.. other stuff.

hehe.

Fernanda said...

OK so way too much tongue on the second vid. Yuck. I'll take the sensual scenes of the L Word any day... oh and its been 21 years for me...

Meeks said...

Oh...lezzie porn is such a turn off! I meself, just so happened to do a little making out 2nit as it happpens! *its been a very loooooong time in between, so baare with me, im a little excited* And yeah, no kissing like that happened! silli bitchees! *mine was betterererer*

Did i mention that im a little sloooshed at the mo, so i wouldnt be sirprised if non of this make sense at all when i chesk in 2moro

Amanda said...

that dark haired chick in the last video CANNOT kiss to save her life.... shes eating her face for gods sake

gigi said...

yea i SOOOO agree with everyone. the 2nd vid is just porn. i love the girl in white's ass tho. wow. i mean.. they were pretty but.. bad kissing man.

Ashley said...

ok, well atleast you have kissed a girl. I'm 16 and haven't kissed a girl ever...imagine my frustration.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, does anybody have links to actual LESBIAN porn, and not girls putting on a show before the man comes in with his sacred penis to save them?

Oh, and Fernanda - 21 years? OMG, you must have a really strong right arm ;)

Anonymous said...

haha hey everyone. well i love making out with a girl, its a great part time and those girls cannot do it! Just get some real lez girls to do it! YEESH

and the girl in the white suit did have a nice ass.
but not as nice as my gf's will be in a pinstripe suit at my prom! oh yea!

man i need her. i havent gotten any in so long. damnit
~Michele

Lescentive said...

thanks arlan for the posts... they were entertaining at 4am... ahh women.. point is there were two girls making out, so what if it wasn't the best make out scene ever.. point was, that's all that was wanted or requested... too funny...

be safe people...

Les