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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

jenny from the block don't want no silly cock

i never watched the movie "Gigli" because the reviews were so bad, and anything with Ben Affleck makes me throw up a little in my mouth. something about his acting really gets to me. i mean, i loved "Chasing Amy." but it wasnt because of his *oscar calibre* performance. Ben in that movie was sort of like what Keanu Reeves was in "Sweet November." um...unnecessary and annoying...but tolerable as long as there was a hot bitch on the screen with him. to make things clear, i dont like Ben Affleck's or Keanu Reeve's acting. but Ben Affleck > Keanu Reeves. ya know? yeah. dont even let me get started on my pure hatred for the first Matrix movie. i could go on...and on....and i probably will sometime. probably in the comments for this post, after all the Matrix-loving-lesbians attack:-)



so i missed the movie, but i really like this scene. its wordy and probably didnt fit in to the movie at all...and Ben's acting is especially horrid in it. but...Jennifer Lopez says "pussy" and shows us hers in pretzel formation while saying it. and that, my friends, is a solid *two thumbs up*.

and i also like the fact that we're supposed to believe that this chick just has this speech in her pocket for whenever a silly guy wants to show her his pee-pee.

8 comments:

Shaye Dubya said...

If I wasn't gay already... that scene is the only good thing about that movie.

Winter said...

arlan, love...i saw this movie and this is the only scene i remember...*sigh* i know...i'm gay. <33

Jessie said...

That was annoying.. but she's hott, so I guess that makes it okay...

Amanda said...

Wow. I now understand why people say this was the worst movie ever made. I love how the music slowly grows as she's ranting and never getting to her point about the vagina. lol. Trying to make the scene all dramatic and ending it with the word pussy. Wow, great script writing. Bravo.... not

The Promo Homo said...

Yeah... saw it... terrible... only good scene in it is this one...

Later he "changes" her... and it makes me throw a fit.

dannie said...

i love all your work really i do but donot start dissing out keanu reeves! he played in a movie called mysterious skin a movie where he played a gay man and it was an incredible movie! go see it before u judge him intirely.

Jasmine said...

I hated the movie but liked this convo and the lesbian argument scene.

Megs said...

Dayum!Got my droolin over here lol...thanx for sharing :)