i never watched the movie "Gigli" because the reviews were so bad, and anything with Ben Affleck makes me throw up a little in my mouth. something about his acting really gets to me. i mean, i loved "Chasing Amy." but it wasnt because of his *oscar calibre* performance. Ben in that movie was sort of like what Keanu Reeves was in "Sweet November." um...unnecessary and annoying...but tolerable as long as there was a hot bitch on the screen with him. to make things clear, i dont like Ben Affleck's or Keanu Reeve's acting. but Ben Affleck > Keanu Reeves. ya know? yeah. dont even let me get started on my pure hatred for the first Matrix movie. i could go on...and on....and i probably will sometime. probably in the comments for this post, after all the Matrix-loving-lesbians attack:-)
so i missed the movie, but i really like this scene. its wordy and probably didnt fit in to the movie at all...and Ben's acting is especially horrid in it. but...Jennifer Lopez says "pussy" and shows us hers in pretzel formation while saying it. and that, my friends, is a solid *two thumbs up*.
and i also like the fact that we're supposed to believe that this chick just has this speech in her pocket for whenever a silly guy wants to show her his pee-pee.