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Monday, October 15, 2007

Bi-onic Woman? Come on you guys, just for me...


(Mcphee and I are getting a new roommate, y'all.)

Ladies and ladies, I had a post all typed out about the new "Bionic Woman" show and the hot training and fight scenes, and about how they should totally make the chick bisexual since she's hot and lives in San Fran on the show. I was ready to press "publish," when something...came up?

What I am about to say is not easy for me. Mostly because I'm so turned on right now I could probably singlehandedly keep the entire city of San Francisco lit up for hours. I have been watching the show, and digging it. There was wet chick fighting. There were one-handed pull ups. But until this very hour, I had no idea...that...

Michelle Ryan is BRITISH. *tear*

No seriously, look:


*Swooooon*

Ok, ok so you're saying that I'm WAAAY behind the times here right since this chick was once on East Enders (snoggin a chick, no less) but I didn't know!

If you're not watching "Bionic Woman," here's a good reason to start:


If you're still not convinced, you obviously have not seen this yet:


I've been on the horn with Mcphee's voicemail for a few minutes trying to convince it to let me allow Michelle to sleep on my side of the bed this time. K's voicemail is a bit selfish though...so we'll see who wins. I've got spunk and tenacity...this could go my way.

P.S. This is an interesting little clip I found online from nearly 4 years ago:

"Eastenders beauty Michelle Ryan has admitted she has sex to relax, but her recent lesbian snog on the British soap was all hard work. Michelle Zoe Slater in the show set pulses racing when she kissed screen pal Kelly Taylor, played by Brooke Kinsella. But the 19-year-old said: ''It really wasn't a big deal to me. 'It's just work and you just get on with it, so it was exactly like kissing any other character.'' She also said making love helps her wind down after a hard day. ''How do I relax? Oh you know... sex. I love having sex, it's the best thing ever!''"

Amen, Michelle from 4 years ago. Amen.

P.P.S. HOLY MOTHER OF CRISPY CREAM DONUTS AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!<--click *whew*...

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had the good fortune to work with Michelle, when she was filming 'I want candy'. I was working on the trailer and she came in to do some voice-over work. She is fierce it has to be said.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you didn't know she was British!

Anonymous said...

well, she may not be a lesbian but she was bi-curious when she was on eastenders

ie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYywNkY-Wk

bexxxx k))

Holly said...

I've seen the previews for bionic woman but never watched it cuz I had no idea what time it was on. After reading and watching your clips/blog... I think I'm gonna have to invest in a tv guide. Damn! She is fine! I hope she goes gay!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ohhhhh my goodddd, I totally forgotten about that lesbian scene on eastenders!!! Hahahaha. Yeah, I hated her on eastenders. But wow, she's pretty hot now. I'll definitely start watching bionic woman.

Anonymous said...

Haha, I cannot believe that Michelle Ryan has 'made' it in America, how on earth did this happen? Is no one else slightly disturbed by this? Kat Slater!

Cat said...

No, Kat Slater was her sister who was really mum... Michelle played Zoe Slater, the sister who really the daughter/the daughter who was reaaly the granddaughter... Keep up, for chrissake's!! :0)

Cat said...

*note to self, spell,grammar check before publishing

Audio Taco said...

wow- i thought the gen. pop. would watch coronation street as opposed to eastenders.. i prefer katee sackhoff (aka. starbuck) because frankly, she kicks bionic ass and she is the original.

Edilma said...

Very nice accent ;)

Ok I like the nemesis, she's hot (and gay) haahaha.

You just convinced me, I'm watching the show :D

Anonymous said...

Michelle Ryan's cute and all and I know I'm showing my age, but I had such a crush on Lindsay Wagner! I still think she's hotter than this young 'un.

Anonymous said...

aw i grew up watching her on eastenders!
she was not quite so glamorous and hot in it though!