Blog Archive

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Mcphee, Michelle & I Are All Getting a New Roommate...

Believe it or not, typing with your mouth opened real wide is kinda difficult. But it's possible, or I wouldn't be able to finish this post. Like millions of people tonight, I was just introduced to Ms. Kristy Lee Cook on the American Idol auditions from Philly. And um...my jaw literally dropped when the cage fighting thing came up and it hasn't closed since.

I know most of you think I make a habit of calling American Idol contestants *the gay*--Mcphee (duh!), Pickler, Clarkson--but I just calls em like I sees em. And what I see in Kristy Lee, besides the woman who will be joining Mcphee, Michelle (Ryan), and me on my futon, is a stone cold dyke. And you can quote me on that one. I have the most sophisticated gaydar this side of the Mississippi.

If you missed her the first time around, here she blows. You can thank me later:


She sort of reminds me of Elly May Clampatt from the Beverly Hillbillies.


...and this chick:


...or maybe that was just my excuse for putting another Patsy Cline vid on my site:-) Either way, Kristy Lee, marry me.

18 comments:

Caitriona said...

Se's so hot, she made my Internet Explorer crash...

porselen kertenkele said...

chorus: Thank You Arlan!!!

mmhh... i can second you to that. since i'v got the most sophidticated gaydar...erm..over here.

i have a favor to ask: can you keep us posted about her? american idol isn't exactly aired in turkey, pretty pretty please?

Shaye Dubya said...

Dude, I saw that last night and kept thinking, "OMG, she's hot... and she cage fights!" Jaw all on the floor. I hope your gaydar is correct, Arlan.

Anonymous said...

first, watching this last night, she was surely the highlight, my jaw dropped as well. and then when they showed her little life story (martial arts, horseback riding, etc) i just had a feeling. i have yet to hone my gaydar, but i do believe you may be correct my dear!
she's gorgeous nonetheless
~leanna

*if that aint gay then i don't know what gay is*

Kristen said...

She is cute and she looks a little like Erin Kelly from Loving Annabelle :)

Anonymous said...

Oh man! My gaydar rang like crazy too! I sure hope my gaydar is accurate this time. :D

Minnie-sota said...

I love outdoorsy girls! And glad she prompted you to post Patsy Cline. :-)

Jill said...

Funny, I wondered that too! She was definitely my favorite of the show. When I first saw her I thought she was going to say she was an aspiring model or actress, not a cage fighter and horse trainer haha

VoiDiNHoLLyWooD said...

wow....id love to be in a cage with her...

Apryl said...

Soon as she auditioned and i saw her on Idol, I texted all my friends that would claim her before I did :) Her CD will be the next Idol CD out... hopefully, maybe I'll be her groupie
-apryL-

Heather said...

I have only been wrong like twice in the history of my having gaydar, and they introduced her and all warning systems were go. Definitely lez-a-licious!

Natalie said...

She is so adorable! When she started singing, I couldnt believe that voice actually came out of that body..!

And Arlan, I'm very surprised that you haven't commented yet about the latest L word episode, considering your WOMAN was half naked in the shower, did it against a prison wall, and then had fake (HOT) sex with the second hottest character!!!

Anonymous said...

Arlan, since you're all up in LA now, I think you should hang at the Am. Idol studios and put your gaydar to the test with this chick. Then clue us all in. I think she's a cutie and would love to know if she's on the team.

You guys all forgot the most important gaydar ringer though- she's from Oregon! Outdoorsy, extra-crunchy granola types from Oregon are a major lesbian sub-category. :-)

jabrocks79 said...

I concur.... HOT!!

mmhm01 said...

haha! its funny i read this on here today.

because last night when i came home from work my roommate (yeah shes gay too)

was like there's this girl, kristy lee, and at first i thought it was the gay kristy lee singer that we know, but she was like yeah..she's really good..and isnt she hot?

we both agree she looks like erin kelly (loving annabelle)

either way..

she's damn hot in my book.

Piper said...

omg, the second i saw her i was like woah arlan is going to totally cry "gay" when she sees this girl and then i come one here and i what do i see you saying she is! me and you definately on the same wave length.

Anonymous said...

she remeinds be a bit of carrie underwood. ok im inlove haha that was amazing

homeslice said...

FINALLY!!! someone else is pinging michelle ryan! have you seen her lesbian kiss on youtube?? those big puffy lips. oy....