Believe it or not, typing with your mouth opened real wide is kinda difficult. But it's possible, or I wouldn't be able to finish this post. Like millions of people tonight, I was just introduced to Ms. Kristy Lee Cook on the American Idol auditions from Philly. And um...my jaw literally dropped when the cage fighting thing came up and it hasn't closed since.
I know most of you think I make a habit of calling American Idol contestants *the gay*--Mcphee (duh!), Pickler, Clarkson--but I just calls em like I sees em. And what I see in Kristy Lee, besides the woman who will be joining Mcphee, Michelle (Ryan), and me on my futon, is a stone cold dyke. And you can quote me on that one. I have the most sophisticated gaydar this side of the Mississippi.
If you missed her the first time around, here she blows. You can thank me later:
She sort of reminds me of Elly May Clampatt from the Beverly Hillbillies.
...and this chick:
...or maybe that was just my excuse for putting another Patsy Cline vid on my site:-) Either way, Kristy Lee, marry me.