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Thursday, February 07, 2008

She'll KEEL your French ass. 'oller If You 'ear 'er.



Alright so this ridiculously cool reader sent in this vid recently. I know that Celine Dion and the chick in the vid are from two different countries, but I couldn't help but think about what Celine's oozebund would say if she heard this track. 'Ee would probably say, "Celine, as your oozebund I'm asking you not to cover this song. You owe it to your 'ordes of fans not to send out such a strong negative mess-uhg of oui oui non et oui non."

Hey, I don't speak French fluently (or at all) so I don't know what the rest of his rant would have been like. But yeah...

I've watched it 3 times now and from what I gather--mind you, I never finished college so I could be wrong--this chick is PISSED off. And she'll kill you if you're "her." So hopefully none of you reading this is "her." This bitch is crazy...and I love it! It's like if Regina Spektor were (even more) French, pissed off and had taken some sort of sedative right before breaking into the back room of a department store:

("I'll Kill Her" by Soko)

Seriously. She'll keel her. She's so serious, you guys.

I got the official version of the song from Soko's fansite sokomusic.com/. Press play to rock out to the slightly less sedated threat:



And listen to some strangely Bjork meets Spektor meets what I used to sound like at 8 when I recorded myself on my tape player pretending I was a talkshow host and my stuffed animals were my audience...at
myspace.com/mysoko
It's sort of genius.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I speak French...and she is PISSED. French chicks aren't usually that explicit.

Heather said...

I dig her... and I wouldn't wanna be that girl she's gonna keel! She really means it!

mc said...

bel effort.
it seriously makes me laugh and frown at the same time...




not in a good way

still, thanks for posting that arlan.

Kayro said...

Dayuuumn.
That bitch is hardcore.

Aimée said...

i was listening to this earlier today..cracked me up that you subsequently posted it

Anonymous said...

Regina Spektor isn't French, silly; she's Russian! Or do you mean her personality?

arlan said...

anonymous, i definitely mean her personality and vibe:-)

Black Magick Woman said...

Whoah! I wouldn't wanna be the other woman she's gonna Keel!

Sara said...

ok, but is she gay?