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Thursday, May 29, 2008

A New Segment I Like To Call: DYKE!

Yes ladies and gentle-ladies. I spend a great deal of my life listening to my gaydar buzzing (or at least I think it's my gaydar...hmmm). I see chicks at places like Target and Starbucks with their husbands, and I know they're the gay. I always wonder if they know it yet.

So I thought I'd incorporate my favorite game, "DYKE!" (the rules are simple) into the blog. So anytime I see someone on tv or in a film that I think is a lesbian, I'm gonna let you know. Not sayin' they really are. Just using my 10 years of gaydar-wielding experience and thousands of hours of observing women.

First up: Those two hot blonde chicks from last night's episode of So You Think You Can Dance:

Uh huh. Married at the same time. Divorced at the same time. And that "she's got some moooves" line was just...well while watching it, I said aloud, "uh huh, in the bedroom."

I hope they make it kinda far in the show so I can add more details to my fantasies. Mmmm...

Now that I've provided my evidence, I want to hear from you. What do YOU think about these ladies? Did they fool me, or are they the next contestants on...DYKE!


Anonymous said...

that's hilarious...i also said aloud "uh huh, in the bedroom". no joke.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree! I saw them and was like "oh my god, they're total lesbos!"

Heather said...

I think i agree lol But i can be a bit of a slash whore, even with femmslash so i dont know if i see things that other people dont and aren't there, or if i notice things that ARE there that most people dont

Anonymous said...

aaawwww! it says the video has been removed! :-(

kristyn said...

dude I am TOTALLY with you.
and they do fitness training together??
is anyone else flashbacking to a certain episode of the l word from last season?

Miss Emily said...

Know another place where you can find the video? I want to see for myself!