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Thursday, May 29, 2008

A New Segment I Like To Call: DYKE!

Yes ladies and gentle-ladies. I spend a great deal of my life listening to my gaydar buzzing (or at least I think it's my gaydar...hmmm). I see chicks at places like Target and Starbucks with their husbands, and I know they're the gay. I always wonder if they know it yet.

So I thought I'd incorporate my favorite game, "DYKE!" (the rules are simple) into the blog. So anytime I see someone on tv or in a film that I think is a lesbian, I'm gonna let you know. Not sayin' they really are. Just using my 10 years of gaydar-wielding experience and thousands of hours of observing women.

First up: Those two hot blonde chicks from last night's episode of So You Think You Can Dance:


Uh huh. Married at the same time. Divorced at the same time. And that "she's got some moooves" line was just...well while watching it, I said aloud, "uh huh, in the bedroom."

I hope they make it kinda far in the show so I can add more details to my fantasies. Mmmm...

Now that I've provided my evidence, I want to hear from you. What do YOU think about these ladies? Did they fool me, or are they the next contestants on...DYKE!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's hilarious...i also said aloud "uh huh, in the bedroom". no joke.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree! I saw them and was like "oh my god, they're total lesbos!"

Heather said...

I think i agree lol But i can be a bit of a slash whore, even with femmslash so i dont know if i see things that other people dont and aren't there, or if i notice things that ARE there that most people dont

Anonymous said...

aaawwww! it says the video has been removed! :-(

kristyn said...

dude I am TOTALLY with you.
and they do fitness training together??
is anyone else flashbacking to a certain episode of the l word from last season?

Miss Emily said...

Know another place where you can find the video? I want to see for myself!