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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Can I Getta Scoop...

My birthday is a few weeks away. Christmas is right around the corner. Someone--for the love of baby Jesus--get this for me as a gift please:

I want the wheel of GREAT fortune thing they've got going on, the vat of caramel, a silly co-host (Cat Deeley, please?) and a line of women who are willing to dip their goods in said caramel with me and said co-host watching.

I seriously will never be able to fully convey to you how much I love caramel, boobs and women who let me put caramel on their boobs.

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