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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Like a Mood Ring...

Let me get to the point about the new Alice in Wonderland movie: Anne Hathaway is in it, for those of you who enjoy that sort of thing. You'll most likely fall in love with Mia Wasikowska--the chick who plays Alice--like I did (and don't you worry ladies, I checked and she's TOTALLY 21! woohoo!). Helena Bonham Carter is in it and should get an Oscar nomination for her role. But I tell you what, the hottest lesbian in this movie is Johnny Depp. Hands down.

Thanks to my good friend Rachael, I was able to attend a special screening of the movie Tuesday night. Usually I'm not big on fantasy films. OR I should say, I can be big on them, but I usually have to be dragged kicking and screaming first, and THEN I tend to get it.

For instance, I would never have seen Harry Potter had it not been for a former girlfriend threatening me with all sorts of terrible punishments like no making out, or, even worse, no more topless Tuesdays until I acquiesced. So like a mad hatter woman, I agreed, and suffered through a 10am (yes, in the MORNING) first day screening of The Prisoner of Azkaban, complete with at least 100 little people (kids, not...little little people) dressed in capes and wielding wands and making me want to take off my belt and whoop a theater full of kids, nannies and parents all at once.

But at the end of the movie, I couldnt be mad, because...much to my surprise, I truly enjoyed it. As much as I hated to admit it: it was magical. As was Alice. All I can say is: wow. Just...wow. I loved it. From soup to nuts.



And as I said before, Johnny Depp is one lovely lesbian. I love me some Johnny. Of course I'm old enough to be a big fan of 21 Jumpstreet, but I really fell in love with him when I saw the movie--and imagine my Spanish accent--Don...quuuuwaaaan De Marco.

Oh my damn:


(Get to 1:50 before you pass judgement on my boy crush)

Without posting any spoilers, has anyone else seen Alice? Who plans to?

2 comments:

Jenna said...

oh my god I am SO excited for Alice, I am seeing it on Saturday. I have been waiting for MONTHS for this to come out. I have a huge straight girl crush on Johnny Depp. I know this movie is gonna be brilliant!

cruxine said...

Oh God, I love him! HE totally is my boy crush too!! :D

Soooo looking forward to seeing Alice :)