Lezly Lu & the case of the hungry Hungarians

UPDATE 12/14: aw, they took this vid down and i cant find another version of it. im sorry...i'll keep lookin...

fake Hungarian porn lesbians and i have so much in common. like our obsession with brushing our teeth while wearing our little panties, um...lets see...oh yeah, our dramatic pauses. i do the dramatic pause thing ALL the time. and usually there are 2 cameramen in each room of my apartment...

...and in this clip, its like they read my diary entry the day i first met Katharine Mcphee backstage @ American Idol! she too was new to this, and her "girlfriend" at the time was Pickler. so i showed her the ropes, like so:


moments later, i sent Mcphee out on stage to sing an Elvis song. which is why she was SO chipper that night. remember?

my favorite part of that clip is when the one girl asks the other "you haven't done pictures before?" and she says "nope." and then two seconds later, she says, "ive done nude pictures." so perhaps she thought the girl meant like...family pictures. or landscape photography for a college class.

after watching the second half of this thing 3 or 4 times (for research, people...research!)...i once again realized why its better to be a lesbian, than to not...be a lesbian.

that reminds me! how many straight girls read this blog? if youre a straight chick, leave a comment or send me a personal message. im just curious.

like you.

;-)

to her wife...

this is a chick's video to her girlfriend...

this is what she had to say about it:

"Really Cheesy, I know. But hey, I'm in love...I made this video for my girlfriend. On the really crappy "windows movie maker" for windows ME. So there's no special effects. I know I coulda done a better job, but I was limited by this crappy computer...I'm happy and in love, and if you don't like it, then let me kick you in the larynx."

that alone makes me like her:-)

and then this...


makes me envy her...

im moving to australia!

right after i get back from England and Argentina.

i have never heard of this Australian show "Stingers" before. and im not sure if this storyline is in more than one episode or what. perhaps my best-aussie friend and sex kitten Bron can shed some light on the subject...eh Bron?

i watched the clip twice and i still have no idea whats going on. but...lesbians...kissing...and doin it. thats all we really need in a lesbian moment, right?

before you watch this clip, remember, drugs are bad. dont do drugs. um...oh, and australian women who make out with each are hot. k, we all got that? cool...here ya go:


the way the blonde chick says "i'll call ya" at the end of this clip is how i usually do it too. usually the point and the wink. i just lay my mack down like so. hate tha game, not the playa.

for those of you with A.D.D., heres a shorter version with some key moments:


one day i'll learn how to make some of these vids in slow-mo, and really have some fun. ooh...if anyone can make a vid of Katharine Mcphee talking or gyrating or doing anything in slow-mo, i will marry you.

did he say "artificially insert a child...?"

more info here...

once you go gay...

just a quick note to let you guys know i'll be out of town til saturday. while im gone, definitely take a look around the blog, leave comments & gay it up.

im gonna be in L.A. thursday & friday getting my doses of le gay et le straight. if you live in l.a. or are visiting, you might wanna go to these lovely events :

Thurs...
Jenny Owen Youngs @ The Hotel Cafe 8pm
Terra Naomi @ Tangier 9:30pm
Priscilla Ahn @ The Hotel Cafe 10pm

Fri...
Here Lounge in West Hollywood 9pm+

everytime you kiss him, you're tastin my pussay...

i used to be a hardcore Janet Jackson fan. i mean, HARDCORE. which is why i sat through 1993's "Poetic Justice" more than once. i was but a child...and quotes like "they still gon' fuck you up!" made me think janet was the black meryl streep.

so, when the movie's director John Singleton had a follow-up film, i was first in line at the video store to see it. im sure it was at theaters, but i think i spent my theater money on "Dangerous Minds" or somethin that year.

with my little *i-dont-know-what-gay-is-but-it-sure-looks-nice-to-me* eyes wide open, i watched the following scene in "Higher Learning".

is it true that everytime *this* happens, an angel gets its wings?

(little known fact: i played the piano solo in this clip. again, tossed off the set moments later cause i wasnt hired to do that. and...they claim i tried to steal the sheets from the bed. whatevs.)

mmmm...that was Kristy Swanson (the original Buffy!) and a pre-Oscar Jennifer Connelly. if youre a fan of Jennifer's, you MUST see a 1994 movie called "Of Love and Shadows". i dont remember much about the film, but i do remember two important things. first, it was the first (and only) time i heard the quote of my LIFE:

"I have lived so much that some day
they will have to forget me forcibly,
erasing me from the blackboard.
My heart was inexhaustible. "

...and second, there's a HOT sex scene between Connelly and um...well, Antonio Banderas. i know, i know. alone, he's sort of yuk. but seriously...you put him on a hot woman, and he can do wonders. he's sorta like black mascara. remember the scene in Desperado with Salma Hayek?? uh huh.

oh...and here's one of my favorite scenes from Poetic Justice:

(everytime i go get my hur did, its JUST like this.)




(you can rent any of the movies i mentioned @ Netflix.com)

one down...300 million to go...

im busy being a little elf over here, getting together shirt orders...so i thought id give you a quickie. come back later for more:-)

mmmm..."quickie"...

*ahem*

this is lesbian Kim bein' lesbian Kim on America's Next Top Model 5:


your thoughts?