scarlett fetish...

sorry im late with this but i just found out about it!

It does not undermine her artistry to admit that she has inspired everything from schoolgirl crushes to outright lock-you-up lechery in girls, boys, men, and women the world over.
It's a testament to Johansson's self-possession that she understood immediately the power of being photographed with Dita Von Teese - burlesque goddess, writer, fetish model, cultural historian, wife of Marilyn Manson.
"I appreciate Dita's work," Johansson said, when we spoke a week after the photo shoot. "I think she's incredibly beautiful, really talented. It's amazing the way she transforms herself. It's a creation all its own. I've collected and seen some of her books and pictures, and it's really a dream come true to be part of that. I think it's unbelievably stimulating.
"That kind of visual, that fetish imagery tastefully done is so erotic, and to be able to evoke that in a photograph, I think that's really something. That is what art is, its purpose."

Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese Flaunt October 2006






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you have the right...to become a lesbian!

Law & Order SVU fans will really enjoy this. i know i did. ok so you've all read the lesbian fan fiction where Olivia and Alex get down, right? and Mariska Hargitay (Olivia) has mentioned a few times in the press that she finds her *chick-we-wish-was-a-dyke* status to be very flattering. good times.

but i dont remember hearing anything from Stephanie March (Alex). this past week, she catered to her fans with the help of Tina Fey and her band of misfits from the new show "30 Rock".

its a show i need to adore. its a show im supposed to be absolutely in love with because Tina Fey is one of my favorite people on this earth. but its just not as funny as it needs to be to excuse her from leaving SNL as head writer and co-anchor on the Weekend Update.

aaanyway, in the latest episode, Stephanie March showed up as a lesbian! i was going to post all 3 parts of the show, but people on youtube seemed to have disabled the embed feature for 2 of them. so this is the one remaining...part 2 of 3.

to catch you up, Alec Baldwin's character has set Tina Fey's character up on a blind date that she (and the audience) assumes is with a guy. then um...about 2 mins into this clip, hot-ass Stephanie March shows up. its the funniest episode of the season so far. so if you wanna see the whole thing and you didnt tivo it, you can see the rest by clicking on *Part 1* and *Part 3*

Part 2!

Lizzy the Lezzy against your chest...

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oh my gosh, buffay

i never watched 'Buffy' when it was on tv. this vid certainly makes me want to check out the DVDs though! if you did watch this show, leave me a comment and let me know about the Tara/Willow storylines, etc.

to rent, or not to rent? that is the question...


so my friends and i walk into a bar...

What would Shane do?

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1,000,000 cameras...

:-)*funny lesbian moment* coming right up:

from "Drawn Together"...

if thats your boyfriend, "he" wasnt last night.

remember a few years ago when you found yourself dancin' to that John Mellencamp song even though everything in you told you shouldnt be? and then remember when you first saw the video for it and you were like, "thats why it made me tap my foot...cause there's a dyke playin a MEAN bass in it. of course!"

yeah. i remember that too.

Me'shell Ndegeocello is her name. bein bald and talented is her game. she has a new cd available on her website. and here's an interesting interview from Curve Magazine.

if you know nothing else of Me'shell's work, you know the song "Beautiful" used in this clip from "Lost & Delirious".


here's the song i was talking about above, "Wild Nights". it's ok to jam to it right now. no one's looking.
Wild Nights

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here's the song that created such a stir 10 years ago..."Leviticus Faggot"


and this is her talkin bout bein with someone else's "boyfriend." we know what she really meant. *giggle* (note: i dont giggle. sorry to mislead you.)