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Sunday, March 25, 2007

yes. yes i have.

i do believe seeing this scene in "Don Juan Demarco" when i was 14 or 15 helped me realize it was my duty to be a lesbian.

i think its safe to say that Johnny Depp is to a lesbian what Angelina Jolie is to a straight woman. if you haven't seen the movie, its definitely a great one to pick up next time you wanna make it a Blockbuster night. in fact, if anyone wants to bring it over to my place with some popcorn and chardonnay, that'd be fantastic.

oh, and am i the only one who giggles everytime this song comes on the in-store radio when i'm shopping at Ralphs (grocery store)? im in the frozen food section saying "yep. sure have!" outloud to the chicken nuggets.


Anonymous said...

You crack me up everyday!

Anonymous said...

While I am aware many lesbians claim they'd go straight for Johnny Depp I wouldn't. Sure he's cute and probably a great guy to know but I'm not attracted to him in that way.