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Sunday, March 25, 2007

yes. yes i have.

i do believe seeing this scene in "Don Juan Demarco" when i was 14 or 15 helped me realize it was my duty to be a lesbian.


i think its safe to say that Johnny Depp is to a lesbian what Angelina Jolie is to a straight woman. if you haven't seen the movie, its definitely a great one to pick up next time you wanna make it a Blockbuster night. in fact, if anyone wants to bring it over to my place with some popcorn and chardonnay, that'd be fantastic.

oh, and am i the only one who giggles everytime this song comes on the in-store radio when i'm shopping at Ralphs (grocery store)? im in the frozen food section saying "yep. sure have!" outloud to the chicken nuggets.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You crack me up everyday!

Anonymous said...

While I am aware many lesbians claim they'd go straight for Johnny Depp I wouldn't. Sure he's cute and probably a great guy to know but I'm not attracted to him in that way.