LOL!
i dont even know what to say:
(Alexyss K. Tylor of Atlanta with her mom. yep...you heard me...her MOM.)
thanks to my friend aimee for sharing this with me. i will never...ever...ever...be the same.
there are enough quotes here to last us all a lifetime.
any woman who can mention a Long John Silver's shrimp meal, a jackrabbit vibrator and semen in your mouth all within 4 minutes, is a woman i need to go to Red Lobster with.
bottom line? i want to be her for one day. just one...
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i had to stop watching it several times so that i could catch my breath. my cheeks hurt. my stomach was hurting. i was crying because i was laughing so hard!
Haha, I had to stop watching, too. Mostly because it was grossing me out. Ha. But I agree...I have no words.
what. the. fuck. hahaha i would love to befriend that woman. i really would.
Oh, I thought she did have a PhD in "penis". Clearly she has at least studied throughly.
That was the funniest damn thing ever! Your right Arlan, there is NOT enough time in the world for you to quote this.. so freakin hilarious. I loved at the end when the other lady kept talking about God.. right after a sex video... wow. haha
"We'll see you next time on VAGINA POWER."
=PPP
Haha! Omg, that was hilarious! I'm speechless, all I can say is I wish that woman was my friend. And i've never had a man do that to me. :O
I wish I could get that show!
LMAO Full forced fire under the skin penis power? ya i can't wait for more vagina power. go Pussy!
I cracked up everytime the other lady tried to say something. It looked like somebody pressed PAUSE on her while the rest of the world went out for some shrimp (2.99?) at Long John Silver's...
OH MY GOD!that is THE funniest thing i've ever seen!!
LMAO!
Thanx for the laughs, I needed that. :-)
hit that bottom and work the middle, but don't get that semen in your brain LMAO!!!!
i agree with the above comment...what was that about semen hitting your brain? i thought semen traveled really slow?? apparently that's some pretty whore-charged sperm. i love how the older lady is talking about how she is going to have to look out...i think she'll be ok from attacking pimps.
hahaha so funny.
da penus
LMFAO. oh my days i havent laughed that hard in a long bloody time! that woman really needed to put a sock in it! shes crazy but wow amazing lol
as a person who sell sex toy for a living that bitch knows a hell of alot, i think she owns some of them toys...
"who, who, who is it? Whose vagina is it...who it belong to?..wuh..what I say? Who? who?"
HA! HA! I love this lady. Her mind must just be programmed for live-stream sex sermon.
omg.
There is def enough quotes to last a life time.
WOW
That was hilarious....and what were they doing dancing at the end???
that laugh at the end was soooo creepy! i cant even believe how serious she was when she was saying some of that shit! "when the penis is thrusting in and out..."
"and when he just bends a girl over doggie style..."
wow....no words...
Yeah, just wow..... I was trying to drink a bottle of water when I was watching that, I that I was going to drown myself. I had to keeping pausing. I would think it was safe, take a sip of water then she would say something else!
i swear this woman LOVES to say the word "penis" lol =))
Da Peen-uhs....wow
I just want to know which part is the bottom. But, yeah, this chick is awesome.
OMG! I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!
HAHA I want to watch ALL of her videos now!
so my wife just told me that this is on atlanta public TV. as an Atlantan I am making it my mission in life to find this woman and find out how in the hell a woman has multiple G spots and where does she work that women are using vibrators throughout the day?
Heather
Okay, so I was bored, and couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a little tally.
Number of times she says "penis": 20
Number of times she says "vagina": 11
That's a horrible penis to vagina ratio! But I do love it when she says, "He breakin' her down, man!"
I finally watched some of her stuff and she is hilarious. I love how she goes on and on and her mother sits by with the purse on the floor.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WTF!! This is crazy. So graphic! "Using the penis as a weapon to break her ass down!" hahahaha.
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