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Friday, May 11, 2007

oh my god...

LOL!

i dont even know what to say:


(Alexyss K. Tylor of Atlanta with her mom. yep...you heard me...her MOM.)

thanks to my friend aimee for sharing this with me. i will never...ever...ever...be the same.

there are enough quotes here to last us all a lifetime.

any woman who can mention a Long John Silver's shrimp meal, a jackrabbit vibrator and semen in your mouth all within 4 minutes, is a woman i need to go to Red Lobster with.

bottom line? i want to be her for one day. just one...

29 comments:

Bernice said...

i had to stop watching it several times so that i could catch my breath. my cheeks hurt. my stomach was hurting. i was crying because i was laughing so hard!

Stacie said...

Haha, I had to stop watching, too. Mostly because it was grossing me out. Ha. But I agree...I have no words.

Vik said...

what. the. fuck. hahaha i would love to befriend that woman. i really would.

katie said...

Oh, I thought she did have a PhD in "penis". Clearly she has at least studied throughly.

Jessie said...

That was the funniest damn thing ever! Your right Arlan, there is NOT enough time in the world for you to quote this.. so freakin hilarious. I loved at the end when the other lady kept talking about God.. right after a sex video... wow. haha

"We'll see you next time on VAGINA POWER."

=PPP

Dana said...

Haha! Omg, that was hilarious! I'm speechless, all I can say is I wish that woman was my friend. And i've never had a man do that to me. :O

I wish I could get that show!

switchx said...

LMAO Full forced fire under the skin penis power? ya i can't wait for more vagina power. go Pussy!

Megan said...

I cracked up everytime the other lady tried to say something. It looked like somebody pressed PAUSE on her while the rest of the world went out for some shrimp (2.99?) at Long John Silver's...

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD!that is THE funniest thing i've ever seen!!

Anonymous said...

LMAO!

Thanx for the laughs, I needed that. :-)

Anonymous said...

hit that bottom and work the middle, but don't get that semen in your brain LMAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

i agree with the above comment...what was that about semen hitting your brain? i thought semen traveled really slow?? apparently that's some pretty whore-charged sperm. i love how the older lady is talking about how she is going to have to look out...i think she'll be ok from attacking pimps.

hahaha so funny.

Kelsey said...

da penus

Lay said...

LMFAO. oh my days i havent laughed that hard in a long bloody time! that woman really needed to put a sock in it! shes crazy but wow amazing lol

Anonymous said...

as a person who sell sex toy for a living that bitch knows a hell of alot, i think she owns some of them toys...

Anonymous said...

"who, who, who is it? Whose vagina is it...who it belong to?..wuh..what I say? Who? who?"

HA! HA! I love this lady. Her mind must just be programmed for live-stream sex sermon.

chelsea said...

omg.

There is def enough quotes to last a life time.

WOW

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious....and what were they doing dancing at the end???

Jessica said...

that laugh at the end was soooo creepy! i cant even believe how serious she was when she was saying some of that shit! "when the penis is thrusting in and out..."
"and when he just bends a girl over doggie style..."
wow....no words...

alimak said...

Yeah, just wow..... I was trying to drink a bottle of water when I was watching that, I that I was going to drown myself. I had to keeping pausing. I would think it was safe, take a sip of water then she would say something else!

Anonymous said...

i swear this woman LOVES to say the word "penis" lol =))

Eliza said...

Da Peen-uhs....wow

Imani said...

I just want to know which part is the bottom. But, yeah, this chick is awesome.

Jasmine said...

OMG! I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!

Row said...

HAHA I want to watch ALL of her videos now!

Anonymous said...

so my wife just told me that this is on atlanta public TV. as an Atlantan I am making it my mission in life to find this woman and find out how in the hell a woman has multiple G spots and where does she work that women are using vibrators throughout the day?
Heather

Bianca said...

Okay, so I was bored, and couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a little tally.
Number of times she says "penis": 20
Number of times she says "vagina": 11

That's a horrible penis to vagina ratio! But I do love it when she says, "He breakin' her down, man!"

Celena said...

I finally watched some of her stuff and she is hilarious. I love how she goes on and on and her mother sits by with the purse on the floor.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WTF!! This is crazy. So graphic! "Using the penis as a weapon to break her ass down!" hahahaha.