where do i go after yesterday's post? how could i possibly top it?
i decided...i can't. no single video, photograph or paragraph could ever be better than what was posted last night. so i will spend the rest of my waking days trying to get close to it, piece by piece. i watched it like...i dont know, 20 times at least. all the way through. and each time, i heard something new. it was like a pinata full of crazy, and with each strike, you're going to get more *crazy* spilled on your head. but i guess thats better than semen all up in yo brain.
alrighty, so i figured, if i gotta follow that, might as well bring out the big guns. so i give you....rosie y ellen. for your viewing pleashhh-uh...
im glad ellen doesnt talk about being a dyke every single day on her show. that shit would get old really...really..fas....wait a gosh darn minute! i talk about being gay every day. hmmmm...maybe i should write some sort of clause that says i cant. and then....every other post would be of that chick from yesterday and her crazy penis power.
on second thought...
anyway, as i was saying...before i so rudely interrupted myself...we all know ellen is a stone cold dyke. we dont need to be reminded of it every single day. cause when you see her, you think...hmmm...well she's probably about this tall....and im sure her eyes are really pretty in person...ooh and is that another clever way to include a necktie in an outfit? oh...and shes THE GAY. ellen = gay. you know it. yo mama knows it. im sure even the crazy vagina woman knows it.
speaking of, my friend sarah wants me to call that chick's phone line on her show....and have a conversation with her on air. what do you guys think? should i?:-)