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Monday, September 17, 2007

"Havin' sex with girls doesn't pay the bills." Amen, Jessica*. Amen.

I don't know this chick (yet) but I have a feeling you guys are going to dig her. And when I say "dig her," I mean you're probably going to flock to her youtube page, send her messages asking to marry her and think of her while you're in class/at work tomorrow.

This chick--we'll call her Jessica* the 2nd, since there's already a Jessica the 1st that we all know and love--Jessica* the 2nd is 20 years old and lives in Houston. I have no idea if she's taken or not, but I do know if she's not, she will be pretty soon. So get up on it. Oh and I know most of you don't care, but I thought I'd "warn" you that miss thang likes to curse a lot. So if you're sensitive to that, ya know...cover your ears. And your soul...cause I'm comin in! (dont know what that means really...but it sounded interesting) :


It's good to know I'm not the only one who's had a lesbian pee on my Ipod...


I originally wanted to post about fair Jessica so that all of you guys could pounce all over her. But when I saw this vid, I decided...she's all mine. Ya dig?


See more @ youtube.com/user/katsjes and tell her where you found her! :-)

UPDATE: Jessica the 2nd has posted a new video in response to all of the feedback she's received from this here post. Check it out by clicking right here.

11 comments:

Megan said...

i like her! how do find these chicks arlan?

stella55 said...

Jessica - you're rad.

Loveless said...

Hey Arlan, hook me up with her myspace ID! hehe :D

Bianca said...

So you know in the second one when she's talking about not to cheat, and she says it's "really, really bad"? Well, is it wrong that that completely turned me on? Just the way she said that. Hell, I'd be bad for her any day.

gif.one said...

check it out, she replied to your post:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TTBbNHhn2Ro

Jamie said...

OMG....I think I may just have to stop by Houston....

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Kae said...

Awwwww man. She's too cute. When I say cute I mean I wanna Jessicanap her and keep her in my closet beside my shoe rack so I can take her out all the time and like play with her and shit. You know like stuff. She's rad. <3

RavenNation said...

Sleeping with girls can pay the bills if you want it to. Not that I'm saying becoming a hooker is a good thing, but if you wanna make money sleeping with girls, it's always an option.

I think I'm going to go back to bed now.

mel said...

Holy crap, Jess, I didn't know you were on this site. that's so badass. I know someone famous. =)

Vikkey said...

I didn't know either! My gf (who happens to have commented above me) and I just went to her 20th birthday party a couple weeks ago. It was pretty awesome. Go Jessica! You rock!