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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

"An Open Letter to Bi-curious Drunk Chicks"

Haha...thank you to Katie B. for forwarding this gem to me...

"Dear Bi-curious Drunk Girls,

I have something I need to get off my chest. While it's been fun, the kissing and making out and such, something's got to give. You see, I know the minute you start talking about how you "like girls, too", or "think about women a lot" that you're eventually going to ask me to kiss you. I don't mind this at all. In fact, I generally enjoy it. Where I start having a problem is when I try to decide just how drunk you are.

I mean, I've been there, drunk that is. And I've been taken advantage of a time or two in that inebriated state. And while I'll be the first to admit..."
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha this is sooo wierd. i totally just happened upon this on craig's list yesterday while i was looking for tegan and sara tickets. and now here it is on your blog. anyway it was funny yesterday and it is still funny today.

Julia said...

Sometimes the actual drunkenness doesn't show until she's in the cab.

If a gal turns out to be more plastered than I initially realized, I don't take advantage. I just take her to a little diner, so that we can talk, and she can drink coffee until she's awake enough to bring her 'A' game.

poet anju said...

straight girls are the devil *sob*

Crystal said...

thats awesome

Kae said...

hahahahahaha.

That is all.

maggie said...

"Even if she acts like that's what she wants. Even if she drunk dials me an hour later. You know you didn't leave anything in my car."

roflll

oh those easily-taken-advantage-of-bisexual-drunk -chicks.

Kayro said...

Love it.