Haha...thank you to Katie B. for forwarding this gem to me...
"Dear Bi-curious Drunk Girls,
I have something I need to get off my chest. While it's been fun, the kissing and making out and such, something's got to give. You see, I know the minute you start talking about how you "like girls, too", or "think about women a lot" that you're eventually going to ask me to kiss you. I don't mind this at all. In fact, I generally enjoy it. Where I start having a problem is when I try to decide just how drunk you are.
I mean, I've been there, drunk that is. And I've been taken advantage of a time or two in that inebriated state. And while I'll be the first to admit..." CLICK HERE TO READ THE REST OF THIS LETTER ON CRAIGSLIST.ORG.