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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Top 5 Awesome Things About Bionic Woman, Episode 5

5. Cock block by Isaiah Washington. A few days ago, I complained about Washington sinking my boner for the show by his insistence on showing up for work. But last night he finally had one short scene that was worth something. Just as Jaime was getting gently kissed mauled by that one dude, and I was shielding my eyes and saying out loud to myself, "Lucky bastard," Washington shows up out of effin' nowhere to cock block the shit out of ol' dude. It doesn't exactly make up for years of being an asshole, or minutes of stinkin' up the screen on Grey's, but I gotta give credit where credit's due. Hopefully next time, the questioning lesbian chick with the short hair will be sent in instead. You hear me, NBC?

4. Michelle Ryan's British...and um...wait, what was I saying? Yeah, so in this episode, she was able to flaunt her sexiness even more by unleashing that accent on the show. She was "pretending" to be an English exchange student for an assignment. What the writers are lacking in plot lines and logic in this show, they're making up for in bogus reasons to flash the stash. Hey, whatever excuse you guys have to use in the future, I don't care what you're sellin, I'm buyin!

3. Pretend-English-exchange-student Jaime digs Rilo Kiley. My ears perked up when, during a dorm room scene, I hear the illustrious vocals of a Ms. Jenny Lewis. Just a few minutes later, Ani Difranco's all up in ma 'er? Cheers to the music supervisor. Let's do lunch! Oh and uh, by the bi, chick playin' Jaime's roommate = luckiest bitch on earth right now.

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I do believe this is the first episode where they didn't get the Bionic Woman wet. But I can't say she returned the favor. Ahem. *Austin Powers head tilt* *raised eyebrow*

1. No seriously, the English accent is effin' hot. I don't know how I can make this any clearer: I *heart* English accents. She has one. We heard LOTS of it in this episode. Katharine Mcphee and I are sawin' wood* as we speak to add an extension on our bed for Michelle Ryan. This is serious business.

*As of right now, "sawin' wood" is officially code for *Mcphee and I doin' it*. Hee...I said, "wood."

3 comments:

Kate said...

aw man I haven't seen that episode yet :( I was trying to decide between Bionic Woman and Private Practice last night when the latter decided to open with sex... yeah decision made for me... *pouts* though tbh Private Practice kiiiinda sucks but whatshername is cute

<--- easy... apparently :P

DEBSTER said...

I AGREE THAT SHE'S HOT BUT I'M JUST NOT FEELING HER AS THE BIONIC WOMAN:( I'M TRYING TO SUPPORT THE SHOW AND WATCH IT BUT I THINK ANOTHER ACTRESS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. SHE'S DEFINATLY NOT A LINDSEY WAGNER.

Anonymous said...

I've seen the episode and michelle ryan is hot and innocent at the same time this is a killer combination