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Friday, November 30, 2007

Boobies of the World, Spice Up Your Life!

...every boy and every girl...

Yeah, you know the rest, I'm sure.

Alright, so as you know there are two things I like more than just about anything else on this green Earth: Your left boobie, and yes, your right boobie. I like them in that order cause of what my buddy John from the band Lola Ray said in an interview I did with him earlier this year: "...I’d say (I like) the left boob (more) because it’s closer to the heart, so it’s swollen a little bit more."

Now I didn't think there was anyone who enjoyed Heidi Klum's tits more than I, but apparently there is. And her name is Heidi Klum:


That delicious 31 seconds was brought to you by the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show that's airing next Tuesday, December 4th, and by my resident straight-friendgirl-who-I'm-hoping-to-change, Aimee (from the chats!)

If dozens of nipples bouncing up and down the runways while Heidi and Seal yodel in the background wasn't enough to make you wanna watch the show, the Spice Girls' first official U.S. reunion performances is also taking place during it! And don't even try to act uninterested. You know you bounced around your room when you were a teenager to that Zig Zag song, and then you know you had "Mama" as the ringtone for when your mom calls. No? Hmmm, maybe that was just me. Anyhoo, I'll be tunning in for that cause the Spice Girls are lesbians only real guilty pleasure in entertainment (and Tila Tequila does NOT count!). Gay dudes have their Cher and their Village People cover bands, and they've even stolen Madonna from us. But for a few months, we'll get to reclaim the Spice Girls, and for that, I am grateful this holiday season.

Here's a cute ad that's airing in Europe for Tesco (I'm guessing its like our Target). I tried to resist the urge to care, but after seeing this, I just might have to try to score a ticket to one of the reunion shows next year:



Let's do each other's nails and watch this together on Tuesday...immediately followed by topless pillow fights, of course!

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15 comments:

starfish said...

wouldn't i like to be front row. or at least the person who wipes the sweat off of their bodies.

Anonymous said...

I registered for the Vegas show but didn't get selected. I'm so sad. =0(

Spice World was so bad it was awesome. And I still know the dance moves Spice up Your Life.

Spice Girls Fan: Guilty

-Rain

Anonymous said...

i cant wait for the vs show i watched it last year and i loved it. i love spice girls i admit it haha

Kaye said...

I'm seeing the Spice Girls in concert in Vancouver on Sunday!! Sooooo excited!!! and I will definetly be watching the vs show

Stacie said...

Haha, that "Zig Zag" song you're talking about is called "Wannabe." :)

Oh, the memories.

robin said...

ahhh the spice girls. they were the first concert i ever went to...and i soooo wish i could go to the reunion.

not that i would tell anyone i know. they're still my secret guilty pleasure! :)

RavenNation said...

I was chosen as one of the peoples who was able to buy presale tickets for the Spice Girls show in LA, but unfortunately, it was like $100 just to get one ticket, so I couldn't buy one, so I'm not gonna be going to the concert. I want to though. That would be awesome. It's a week from today though, so I don't think that's gonna be happening.

bonkersquipy said...

i'm so excited ... i am seeing the show in l.a. and i got some primo seats ... they were such my high school crush/guilty secret pleasure ... only 6 more days until i get to spice up my life


also, tesco is a grocery store in the uk.

RainaWeather said...

Ginger and Scary are still the hottest.

Kerstyne said...

My ringtone is totally Mama! That's so funny.

Oh, Geri. How I wish you were a lesbian.

Anonymous said...

I always loved the sporty one!... Got ticks to the friday show!

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Anonymous said...

heck yes! KNOCKERS! hehehe...

Minnie-sota said...

Ohhh, that Heidi Klum ad spot was delicious!

lborchid said...

Holy fucking cow Melanie C is one hot little mamma! Saw her in concert last night! See clips on you tube & perez's site. :D