Yeah, you know the rest, I'm sure.
Alright, so as you know there are two things I like more than just about anything else on this green Earth: Your left boobie, and yes, your right boobie. I like them in that order cause of what my buddy John from the band Lola Ray said in an interview I did with him earlier this year: "...I’d say (I like) the left boob (more) because it’s closer to the heart, so it’s swollen a little bit more."
Now I didn't think there was anyone who enjoyed Heidi Klum's tits more than I, but apparently there is. And her name is Heidi Klum:
That delicious 31 seconds was brought to you by the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show that's airing next Tuesday, December 4th, and by my resident straight-friendgirl-who-I'm-hoping-to-change, Aimee (from the chats!)
If dozens of nipples bouncing up and down the runways while Heidi and Seal yodel in the background wasn't enough to make you wanna watch the show, the Spice Girls' first official U.S. reunion performances is also taking place during it! And don't even try to act uninterested. You know you bounced around your room when you were a teenager to that Zig Zag song, and then you know you had "Mama" as the ringtone for when your mom calls. No? Hmmm, maybe that was just me. Anyhoo, I'll be tunning in for that cause the Spice Girls are lesbians only real guilty pleasure in entertainment (and Tila Tequila does NOT count!). Gay dudes have their Cher and their Village People cover bands, and they've even stolen Madonna from us. But for a few months, we'll get to reclaim the Spice Girls, and for that, I am grateful this holiday season.
Here's a cute ad that's airing in Europe for Tesco (I'm guessing its like our Target). I tried to resist the urge to care, but after seeing this, I just might have to try to score a ticket to one of the reunion shows next year:
Let's do each other's nails and watch this together on Tuesday...immediately followed by topless pillow fights, of course!
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