Wednesday, April 09, 2008
You Jump, I Jump. Right Rachel Shelley?
Reader Tina W. gave me the head's up on my second wife Rachel Shelley's spread in the next issue of UK's DIVA magazine. From the looks of the pull quote, I will be importing this little gem.
I finally talked to Rachel in person last Friday at Dinah as she was walking into my hotel lobby. I managed to mutter the words "My life is now complete" as she smiled back at me. In my mind, it sounded like "Hey baby, where have you been all my life? Mcphee and I are in a suite down the hall and our American-made king size bed is in need of a little English muff...in. If you know what I mean. And by the looks of it, I think you know what I mean. Naw baby, don't beg. There's plenty of me to go around. Seriously. I'm HUGE. You take the left and Mcphee will take the right and I'll meet you in the middle. Go on girl, stop crying. Dry your tears. I'll give you what you want. What you've been aching for...."
...and so on. But yeah...all I said was, "My life is now complete."
Posted by arlan at 2:32 PM