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Friday, February 06, 2009

An Open Letter to Clementine Ford...



Now that you've come out, you can marry me without it having any negative effect on your career.

...I'm just sayin'.

Oh and also, I'm going to go ahead and apologize in advance for motorboating you the next time I see you in public. Cause um...

...damn, girl.

12 comments:

Jincey said...

She is super hot. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PICK THE WORST PICTURE OF HER EVER??? Is it like, "OK, I'm cool coming out, so I will pick a really ugly photo where I am semi-butched up"!!!!!!!!!!??????????

arlan said...

*motorboating the picture*

p.s. I don't think there's any way to make Clementine look "ugly."

Bella said...

She's SO juicy

Izy said...

Wouuuuww!! it's better than Christmas! thx for sharing the news Arlan.
It might be her worst picture, but she's still supa HOT!

That made my night! (better than the lesbian boopie sex scene of Mulholland Dr. from yesterday)

Jourdana said...

She's "Aight"... I think Arlan's hotter :D!

Chelsea said...

DAYUM.
This pretty much made my day : )
(I second there not being a way to make her look ugly because she's THAT good looking)
<3

sheena said...

i wonder if she and cybill fight over who would get to sleep with salma hayek first...

Brenna said...

See, sometimes dreams DO come true :)

Pixie82 said...

She's so....damn *sighs*

Miss Kris said...

This made me happy to read. She is soo beautiful.

vik said...

i think i just drooled all over myself..... THANK GOD!!!!!!

Sam said...

I have one question...Clementine Ford, Will you Marry Me? and bring Kate to...